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Behind every successful Ultraman there is a little monster who gets beaten silently. Which TV series is this line from?

Is it "Struggle"? I don’t remember much~

But what has made this sentence so popular is a story with this title~

I was very moved and sad after reading it

Behind every successful Ultraman there is a little monster who gets beaten silently

(1)

"Mom, Mom," the little monster asked, "When will I How can I grow up?"

The monster mother who was cooking asked kindly: "Why do you want to grow up? Isn't it good to be a good baby?"

"Grow up? If I win, I can be beaten by Ultraman." The little monster looked full of longing.

(2)

"Mom, Mom." The little monster ran into the house excitedly, "I passed the exam..."

The one who was cooking The monster's mother came out wearing an apron and said, "What did you pass, son."

The little monster's face was full of happiness: "I passed the 'stuntman' exam, it's a great one."

"You are amazing, son." Monster's mother said, "But what does a stuntman do?"

"It's to be a stand-in for the monster that Ultraman fights with, Mom. Every monster you see beaten by Ultraman on TV from now on will be me."

(3)

"Oh, son, what are you doing? !” The monster’s mother came home from shopping and saw the little monster hanging upside down from the door frame with a rope tied to its tail.

She quickly put down the vegetable basket and ran over to support the little monster: "Don't you feel pain?"

"It doesn't hurt." The little monster gritted his teeth and his face turned purple: "Today During the filming, Ultraman complained that my tail was too short and it was difficult for him to pull and throw me hard. I planned to stretch it out a little longer."

(4)

The little monster came home whimpering.

The monster mother came out and saw her son had panda eyes and his nose was bleeding.

"Whoever bullied you, let's go, I'll find his parents."

The little monster shook his head, opened his clenched hands, and found half a salted egg in each.

"Mom, Ultraman took this off and handed it to me when he was taking off his makeup, and asked me to put it on my eyes." The little monster wiped his tears on his mother's apron, "I was so moved that I cried all the way."

(5)

The monster’s mother complained: “The coat I just put on is made of mud and dirt.”

The little monster While taking off her clothes, she replied: "I'm taking pictures with Ultraman today."

"Really?" Monster's mother picked up the clothes and threw them into the basin, "Don't you have to dress neatly when taking pictures? ?”

“A group of fans wanted to take some unique photos with Ultraman, so they called me over and let Ultraman step on me,” the little monster smiled apologetically, “So the clothes It’s stained. Sorry, mom. But the photo is very beautiful, and Ultraman is so proud that they promised to send me one.”

(6)

“ Son, it’s time to eat.”

The little monster swallowed, walked past the dining table and returned to his room.

The monster’s mother was surprised: “I made your favorite braised pork, why don’t you eat it?”

The little monster sat at the table playing with Ultraman’s dolls and said: "Today the director said that I have grown too fast. Ultraman used to be able to throw me 5 meters, but now he can only throw me 3 meters. He said that if I get any heavier, he won't want me anymore."< /p>

(7)

"Son, if your leg is injured, don't move around. Be careful of falling. Go to the bed and lie down." The monster mother chased after him.

The little monster was holding a crutch in one hand and a rag in the other, and said with a smile: "It's okay, Mom, I'll just clean the table."

"There are no outsiders..." The monster The mother said half of what she said, swallowed the other half, and peeked at her son's face.

The little monster wiped it carefully: "What if, what if someone comes?"

The monster's mother sighed.

(8)

"Son, Nao Nao's grandma next door said that Nao Nao likes Ultraman the most. Could you please get him an autograph?" Monster's mother asked the child said the monster.

"Okay." The little monster nodded in agreement.

As expected, I got the signed photo back the next day.

On the third day, Monster's mother asked her son in embarrassment: "Miao Miao's mother knows and wants to get Miao Miao's autograph. Is that okay?"

"Okay." The little monster nodded again.

Later, Tiantian’s father, Aunt Diandian and others came to find the monster mother.

The monster’s mother had no choice but to say to her son: “Why don’t you ask him to sign a few more tickets at a time.”

The little monster lowered his head and hesitated for a long time, then whispered: “You only need to line up once. I can sign one."

The monster's mother opened her mouth wide, "Why don't you..."

"I can't say..." The little monster blushed.

(9)

The little monster is looking in the mirror. The short hair on his head is wet with water. Sometimes he combs it into a side parting and sometimes into a middle parting.

Monster's mother walked by with breakfast and was stopped by him: "Mom, do I look good like this?"

Monster's mother squinted her eyes and looked up and down, "Good-looking, when will my son be born?" They all look good. Why do you want to dress up?"

"Ultraman complimented me yesterday." The little monster continued to play with his hair in the mirror.

"Oh, what did he say?"

"He said I look like an adult." The little monster grinned in the mirror, showing a bright smile.

(10)

The little monster was covered in sticky cakes and went home with panda eyes.

"Hey, didn't you go to celebrate Ultraman's birthday?" Monster's mother was very surprised.

"Yes. They asked me to hide in the big cake and wait for Ultraman to jump out when he blows out the candles to scare him."

"Then your eyes..."< /p>

"Ultraman said he had conditioned reflexes..., but he later pulled me up."

(11)

On the rooftop, summer night The wind is warm and gentle.

The little monster pushed down a board with force and roared softly: "Ouch, I'm going to eat you!!"

Then he quickly ducked behind another board, He squatted down, stretched out his arms, and screamed softly: "Help, come here quickly."

The next second he jumped up, took a few steps back and took a run-up, soaring into the air, like a flying fairy from the sky. Fall: "Stop, I'm Ultraman..."

The building shook because of the vibration, and someone downstairs shouted angrily: "Who is it!"

Little The monster stuck out his tongue and put his hands on his hips for a long time without daring to move.

After a while, he continued his game. He hesitated for a moment, squatted back behind the wooden board, looked up at the stars, and seemed to see the tall figure right in front of him.

"Ultraman, you are here..." The little monster said with a trembling voice like all the people rescued by Ultraman on TV.

(Twelve)

"Son, I heard that you and Miaomiao went to see a movie?"

"Yes, I took her to see the latest movie "Ultraman theatrical version."

"Miaomiao's mother said that you told her about Ultraman all night."

The little monster was silent.

Monster's mother hesitated and said softly: "Son, I know you like this job very much, but after get off work, you can also do something else. There are a lot of fun things."

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"Okay, Mom." The little monster agreed obediently.

The moment the monster mother closed the door, the little monster muttered softly: "But, my heart will not go off work."

(Thirteen)

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The monster’s mother had a bad cold. The little monster made her a breakfast of decoction and was late for work.

The monster’s mother blamed herself very much and worried for a whole day.

Finally, the little monster came home from work. Before she could ask, the little monster excitedly jumped in and shouted "Mom" while showing her what was hidden behind his back.

A bouquet of roses as red as fire.

The monster mother was frightened.

The little monster's eyes were shining, "Ultraman knew that you were sick. Not only did he not let the director deduct my salary, he also asked me to bring you flowers."

Monster My mother silently took the rose and caressed it gently, accidentally pricking her hand with a thorn.

The little monster didn't notice it and was still immersed in happiness: "Mom, this is the first time he has said so many words to me."

(14)

Two children fought on the street over who should be the good guy and who should be the bad guy.

When they saw the little monster passing by, they all immediately turned into Ultraman, raised their crosses, and attacked him.

The little monster cooperatively covered its chest with its hands, staggered back, and hit the big tree with a creaking sound.

The child ran happily and cheered: "Victory, victory."

The little monster waved his hands with a smile and was about to walk away when suddenly a car from the opposite side quickly came towards him. They drove in, honking their horns all the way.

The two children were frightened and stood blankly in the middle of the road, not knowing how to hide.

At the critical moment, the little monster rushed over and picked up a child with one hand.

The car screamed and hit the little monster's leg and stopped. The driver was so stunned that he opened the window and cursed: "I don't want to kill you, I don't want to kill you..."

The little monster moved its legs, kicked the car around, and then kicked it on the rear, completely silencing the driver.

At this time, many neighbors gathered around, and the mother of the two children took them from the arms of the little monster with a pale face.

People gathered around the little monster and asked him his name.

The little monster lowered his head in embarrassment and tried to sneak away.

Suddenly, a child shouted: "I know his name."

The little monster looked at him in surprise.

"His name is Ultraman!!" the child said loudly.

The little monster smiled. He felt that this was the closest he had ever been to Ultraman.

(15)

Miaomiao and the little monster were sitting on the steps eating ice cream.

Miao Miao said: "You actors all want to be directors, don't you?"

The little monster stuck out his tongue and licked the melting cone, shook his head and said: "I want to be a screenwriter."

Miaomiao smiled and said, "I must write about monsters fighting Ultraman."

The little monster simply stuffed the entire cone into his mouth, pouring one side over the other. Teng replied while purring: "I want to write about Ultraman and monsters living happily together."

(Sixteen)

"I finally became an actor "The little monster hugged the mother's arm in excitement, "The director said that they have hired a new stand-in, so I don't have to do some wrestling in the future. I will just do a few poses and there will be close-ups."

“Really?” Monster’s mother smiled broadly. She really didn’t want to see her son come back bruised and bruised every day.

A few days later.

The monster’s mother found the little monster lying glumly at the window.

"What's wrong, son?" The monster mother touched his head.

The little monster turned around and smiled reluctantly, but said nothing.

Monster’s mother didn’t ask any questions and turned to leave. The little monster couldn't help but grab his mother's apron and asked: "Mom, why do you think I feel so uncomfortable when I see other people hugging and fighting with Ultraman?"

(Seventeen)< /p>

"Press, press, press quickly." Several people whispered.

"Damn it, you can't. If everyone is on one side, it's a crapshoot." Someone cursed angrily.

"What the hell, I'll bet here, it's just ten yuan, bet it." Miao Miao gritted her teeth.

The little monster put his hands together, closed his eyes, and made a wish.

After a long time, I opened my eyes, took a deep breath, and blew out all the candles.

While the partners were applauding, you looked at me, I looked at you, and finally, I poked Miaomiao.

Miaomiao coughed and asked the little monster who was busy cutting the cake: "Is the wish you made related to Ultraman?"

The little monster looked at her, feeling very embarrassed. He nodded.

"Coax..." Everyone laughed.

"Miaomiao, you fool, hahahaha."

(Eighteen)

"Bitch, this is how the house is built." Ott Man picked up a brick and laid it against the wall.

The little monster followed suit and placed the brick in his hand on top of Ultraman's brick.

"Yes, you are so smart." Ultraman smiled appreciatively.

The sun is shining and the grass is green.

Surrounded by flowers, a small house was slowly built in the hands of two people.

“Bitch, there need to be three bedrooms in the house.

We live in one room, and your mother lives in another..."

"Well, where is the other room? "

"Leave it to the director..."

"Director? ! ! ! "

"Yes, because..."

"Son, get up quickly, you're going to be late. ”

The mother monster woke up the little monster from his sweet dream.

While brushing his teeth, the little monster was still thinking: Why leave it to the director?

Next You must ask clearly when you dream.

(19)

“Mom, the new substitute quits his job. "The little monster said.

The monster's mother looked at the bruises on her son's arms and body and felt extremely distressed. "The director wants you to be a stuntman again? "

The little monster nodded, "Yes, it's just tomorrow." "

"Then how did you get injured today? "

"The stuntman was dissatisfied with the lack of money given by the director, so he blocked the door and cursed for a whole day. He also wrote a lot of unpleasant words and posted them on the door of the set. "

"What happened next? ”

“Then I went to tear up the ones that criticized Ultraman. "

"Huh? What happens next? "

"Later, that's it...he has three brothers. "

(Twenty)

The program "If I Were Ultraman" is being broadcast on TV.

"Let me introduce to you a special "Ultraman," the host winked, fiddling with a piece of paper in his hand, "I'll read it to everyone: If I were Ultraman, I wouldn't hit a monster immediately when I saw him, I would have a chat with him. , maybe he pushed the monster to the building because he wanted to play games, maybe he chased the children because he was lonely, maybe the person he wanted to see the most was Ultraman..."

"Hahahahaha," everyone on the set laughed along with the host's weird accent, "How silly. ”

Only the little monster didn’t smile. He hid behind the crowd and peeked at Ultraman’s expression.

Ultraman’s smile made him a little overwhelmed.

Two days later, Monster's mother received a very big Ultraman toy from the "If I Were Ultraman" program.

She shook her head and sighed: "This child... ..."

(Twenty-one)

The TV station's microphone stretched out in front of Ultraman: "Ultraman, if you can only live for three more days, what will you do? ”

Ultraman replied sonorously: “I will continue to fight against the monsters that harm the public and destroy them one by one until the last moment of my life.” "

There was a round of applause and cheers from the audience.

The microphone was extended to the audience again, "You, what if it was you? "

The little monster forgot the dialogue taught by the director in advance, and all his thoughts were immersed in the hypothesis that Ultraman can only live for three days.

"I, I, I ....." He kept saying "I" for a long time, which made the host impatient and turned to other viewers.

"I want to be the last monster he kills, so that I can fight with him Together. "The little monster whispered to himself.

"But what about mom? What should mom do? "Mother's loving smile appeared in front of his eyes.

The little monster was really sad.

Tears gradually appeared in his eyes, and he looked mistily at Ou who was receiving cheers on the stage. Terman, murmured: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. ”

(Twenty-two)

The studio.

A group of extremely small supporting actors gathered around the wooden box to eat.

The little monster brought a few steamed buns, made by the monster's mother, with thin skin and big fillings, and each one looked very rich.

The little supporting characters each had one and were about to chew it when Ultraman suddenly made them. Wandering over.

The big star received a warm reception, and the supporting actors stood up to say hello: "Man, have you eaten? "

Ultraman nodded casually, and suddenly saw the bun, and his eyes lit up: "Hey, what kind of filling is it? ”

“Would you like to try some wild vegetable stuffing?” "After finishing speaking, the man looked at the half bun in his hand and felt something was wrong.

Ultraman really wanted to try it, so he scanned it around and found it in the little monster's hand. There was a complete one, so he extended his hand to him rudely.

The little monster was frightened and handed over the vegetable bun almost tremblingly.

Ultraman seized a bun, chewed it and left with satisfaction, leaving the little monster looking at his oily left hand in a daze for a long time.

(Twenty-three)

The mother monster handed the lunch box to the little monster and sighed at the same time: "Steamed buns stuffed with chives."

The little monster took it As he came over, he carefully looked at her face and said with a smile: "Mom, I will go home early this morning to pack the bags with you."

Monster's mother sighed deeply and asked helplessly: "You Aren't you tired of eating it every day?"

The little monster shook his head firmly: "Not tired of it"

Ultraman was tempted by all kinds of steamed buns every day at noon. They all went to the corner where the supporting characters had lunch.

It didn’t take long before Ultraman’s reputation for being fond of eating steamed buns spread.

So, the traditional roses at the door of his dressing room were replaced by drawers of well-made buns, as well as photos of beautiful women making buns.

(Twenty-four)

One of the five round and round buns was bitten in Ultraman's mouth.

The little monster stood aside and watched eagerly, feeling a little envious of Cai Baozi for being taken so seriously by Ultraman.

While Ultraman was chewing, he asked the little monster embarrassedly: "You really don't want to eat."

The little monster shook his head. Really, everyone except Ultraman People are tired of it.

"I don't know why, but the buns you brought have a special taste." After swallowing one, Ultraman picked up another one, "Did your mother make it?"

"I did it."

Ultraman raised his eyebrows.

“Really,” the little monster stretched out two fleshy claws, “I learned how to knead dough, roll out dough, and mix stuffings, many kinds of stuffings.”

< p>"You are so virtuous." Ultraman said cheerfully, "When the little monster bun shop opens, I will go to cut the ribbon, free of charge."

The little monster opened his mouth, but did not say what was in his heart: "I I will steam buns for you alone."

(Twenty-five)

Several children gathered together to discuss: What would they do if they had as much energy as the monsters on TV? .

"I'm going to flatten the school so I never have to do homework."

"I'm going to climb to the top of the Empire State Building and jerk off like King Kong."

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"I want to swim to Jurassic Park and compete with the Tyrannosaurus."

"I want to eat everyone who has bullied me."

It was the little monster's turn, and he murmured: "When you are all done, I will stay and wait for Ultraman."

(Twenty-six)

dental clinic.

The little monster lay on his back on the treatment chair, trembling from his fingers to the tip of his tail, and refused to open his mouth.

The dentist had no choice but to call the monster mother in from the door.

Monster’s mother stepped forward steadily, put her hands on the little monster’s shoulders, and whispered into her ear: “Son, think about it, what would Ultraman do if he were here?”

The little monster settled down as if it had been sedated, and then opened its mouth wide.

At this moment, the door to the inner treatment room was slammed open.

A silver figure rolled out of the door like a whirlwind, leaving a bunch of people inside and outside stunned.

After a while, the dentist outside asked the nurse standing at the door of the inner room: "Who is that?"

The little nurse pursed her lips and smiled: "It's Ultraman. The tooth extraction pliers just came out. , he slipped away."

(Twenty-seven)

Ultraman and the director were strolling in the studio garden.

"I think we still need to find another substitute." The director said.

"Why are you mentioning this again?" Ultraman was very impatient.

"I know he is honest and willing to work, but look at him, he is taller than you, and you can barely lift him. If this continues, no matter how good the special effects are, it won't be able to cover it up."

Ultraman was silent.

By chance, the little monster came over with an ice cream in his hand. When I saw these two people, I didn’t know whether to avoid them or say hello.

While in a daze, an angry Ultraman snatched away the ice cream and threw it into the grass.

“You still eat, why don’t you listen to me, do you still want to do it?

Even the director didn't expect Ultraman to do this, and hurriedly stopped him, winking at the little monster and telling the little monster to leave quickly: "Yes, yes, eat less of these sweets in the future." "

The little monster didn't even react, so he was so frightened that he ran away.

The director advised Ultraman: "You don't have to be so angry, he is still a child. Well..."

Ultraman thought to himself: I was a child when I first became an actor. In order to fit into this silver tights, I have not dared to eat a bite of sweets for so many years. I think. I couldn't help but feel a little aggrieved.

The next day, at the entrance of the set,

Ultraman passed by the snack shop and couldn't help but stop when he saw the people queuing up in front of the ice cream machine. He stepped down.

Then he realized his boredom and when he turned around to leave, he bumped into the little monster behind him.

The little monster was so frightened that he stuttered: "I just took a look, really, I won't buy it again. "

Ultraman sighed, and regardless of the surprised looks of others, he squeezed in and bought two cones.

He stuffed one into the little monster and said, "Eat it. ”

I licked the other one myself, it was so sweet and delicious.

(Twenty-eight)

The agent asked Ott awkwardly Man: "There is an advertisement for toothpaste, and the price is quite high. Do you want to accept it?" "

Ultraman was putting on makeup. After looking at himself in the mirror for a long time, he replied: "Take it, why not." You go and call the little monster. ”

A month later, this advertisement was broadcast on TV:

The little monster was wearing black armor and roaring in the center of the city. He stretched out his hand and the building fell. Lifting his feet, the car turned into a spaceship.

In the smoke, Ultraman walked from the end of the street, his silver clothes shining, and his hands holding a huge tube of toothpaste.

< p>"White and Bright" brand toothpaste

Ultraman squeezed his hands, and the toothpaste sprayed all over the sky, turning everything into shining white, and even the asphalt road turned into a snow-white skating rink. .

The little monster was at a disadvantage and fell flat on his face when he tried to pounce.

The toothpaste in Ultraman's hand sprayed on him again.

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A miracle happened

After the little monster got up and shook off the toothpaste, the black armor on his body turned silver, and the little monster himself seemed to become supple. He ran to Ultraman, stuck out his tongue and licked Ultraman's hand.

Under the sunset, the two silver figures of Ultraman and the little monster walked side by side towards the depth of the screen.

The little monster turned around and smiled, his white teeth shining like stars.

The advertisement said: "White and bright" toothpaste not only whitens teeth, but also cleanses the mind.

( Twenty-nine)

As soon as the toothpaste commercial aired, many viewers were deeply impressed by the little monster with the bright smile and white teeth. He unexpectedly became famous

After accepting it! After several invitations from television stations, Ultraman had no choice but to send his manager to follow him because he was too honest and easy to fool.

One day, the little monster was recording a scene on Channel A. Entertainment program.

The host smiled and took a bunch of templates and asked the little monster to spell out his favorite person.

He held up a few figures and asked: "Look at the figure. , what kind do you like? "

The little monster looked at it for a long time and chose a tall and slender one.

The host praised, "Oh, she is a thin beauty. "Picked up a few more avatars and asked, "What about your face shape, oval face or oval face? ”

The little monster chose a date face.

The host praised: “It’s so unique.” He spliced ??the head and body together and continued to ask: "Where's the nose?" "

The little monster picked up various nose shapes and compared them again and again, and finally chose the straightest and thinnest one.

The host praised: "It's really cool. ”

He was about to dig the trap deeper when Ultraman’s manager jumped on the stage and interrupted the recording of the program.

While the manager was negotiating with the host , the little monster chose another mouth for the portrait.

After some debate, the host gave in, threw the portrait aside, and started to pester the little monster to record some boring jokes.

At the end of the show, the host gave the portrait to the little monster with an ambiguous expression.

As soon as the little monster walked up to the stage with the portrait, the manager couldn't help but complain: "Do you have any brains? Ask someone to take you into the ditch."

Little monster Looking at him puzzled.

The agent sighed, snatched the portrait, took out an egg from his pocket, split it in half, and placed them in the empty spaces between his eyes.

Oh, Ultraman.

(Thirty)

Ultraman's singing voice is very unique.

When he sang loudly in the bathroom, the cats, dogs, and crickets downstairs would all quiet down and no longer dare to steal his limelight.

The film company’s New Year’s Karaoke Party was held in the most luxurious box of Hotel X.

In addition to exquisite dresses, the necessary supplies for employees attending the conference include a pair of earplugs.

Ultraman is still very polite. Every time the microphone is brought to him, he is always modest: "I can't sing well, you sing first, you sing first."

No one gave him a second pass.

But as a big star, the finale task cannot be avoided, especially the finale songs are usually as many as half a show.

When Ultraman officially answered the phone, everyone quietly took out their earplugs and put them on, except for the little monster who was participating for the first time.

Every song performed by Ultraman can receive earth-shaking applause and cheers.

He bowed to express his thanks again and again. When he saw the eyes of the little monster in the audience, which were almost full of tears, he smiled, stretched out his hand, and asked gently: "Do you really like it so much?"

Amidst the high-pitched music, the little monster choked and nodded, saying, "This is the first time I know we have something in common."

"Huh?" Ultraman didn't understand.

"Both of our singing voices are so ugly."