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Class popular composition

On May 1 1, I had a dream that Zhu Daxia (Zhu Yu), Tan Ling, the gangster, Hu Zhanrong, the humorist, and Shang (Shen Jiayu) were wandering in another world together.

Facing the light of the rising sun (Xiang Xuhui), we turned a corner after walking through the blue brick road, and came to the museum (Chen Bo) with many cultural relics on display, which contained countless things such as porcelain and jade cong, which made people see things in a blur. In the music room, a teacher plays the pipa heartily, and the autumn wind is rustling (Chen Sewen), which makes us intoxicated; In the science and technology museum, we can see many stars gathered in the computer, like an archer (Zhang Yu) with a bow and arrow; Some are like a wonderful ceramic (Tao Fei). In a classroom where world elites gather, a lovely (Huang) is leading students to swim in the ocean of knowledge (Jiang Zhizuo). The students listened carefully, and each of us found a genius. After class, Zhu Daxia and other tourists chose a goal in the exchange. "Zhu Daxia" discovered the hero of the East (Shen Dongjie); "Gangster Boss" found a gentleman with perseverance (Pan Junyi), "Shanghaojia" found a knowledgeable girl (Zhuang Yi), and "Humor Master" found a boy who might become an extraordinary calligrapher (Yang Fan). When we came out of the classroom, we came to the endless sea of bamboo, where the bamboo was green and tall (Wu Runqing). We enjoyed ourselves to the fullest, and before we knew it, four roads came. "Humor Master" suggested, "How about we split up and get together and tell everyone what we have seen and gained?" After everyone agreed, they went their separate ways. "Zhu Daxia" came to the tofu mill. I saw that the staff were absorbed in making tofu. "Zhu Daxia" looked at tofu (Ding Yiqing) and couldn't help but give a thumbs up. "Zhu Daxia" remembered a famous sentence when he praised the best path in the world: "The road is long and its Xiu Yuan is Xi, (Ma) Xi, and I will search up and down." Then, "Zhu Daxia" met an old classmate (Chen) and enjoyed various scenic spots hand in hand with "Zhu Daxia". Unconsciously, everyone came to the intersection of the four roads. Everyone saw one of their classmates and came here with him to share their experiences:

"Gangster Boss" learned from a historical record in a big library that during the Warring States period, there were Zheng, Chu, Qi, Wei and other countries (Zheng Chuqi). Among them, Qin is the most powerful country, and the deeds of Meng Tian () and Dayu (Wu Yucheng) in water control.

"Shang Haojia" said, "He has a seismograph invented by Zhang Heng in the earthquake monitoring room to predict that there will be an earthquake in Wenchuan County, Sichuan Province tomorrow. On the way, he saw the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon in the cinema.

"Humor Master" said: "I saw a news report about * * * on TV:' Comrade * * became chairman in 2003 because of his advanced age'". Zhu Daxia grinned, smiled and said, "I am really impressed that Zhang Zheming in my class can be talented (Yang) as chairman!" Zhu Yongzheng, Wang Han and Zhang Heyuan (except Zhu Daxia) want to say, "This is homophonic." I smiled.

In the evening, we drank coke, watched the charming moonlight and the constellation (Wu) and the "humorous master" telling jokes, and had another wonderful evening. ...

Author (indomitable Zhu Daxia: Zhu Yu)

Chapter 2: Our Class-Happy Dolomite

Our class-Happy Doremi Class 2 Liu Geng 54 students and several teachers formed our class-Happy Doremi Class 2. Our class is always full of joy, and new things happen, worthy of the name. Envy it! Then please come to our class and have fun together! "La ... the sixth note of the major scale ... childlike innocence is a bird with beautiful feathers ..." "Prince Bel Canto"-Zhang is singing, which turned out to be the talent show time in the class. The students were intoxicated by his wonderful singing, and 54 innocent hearts flew in the time and space of spring, summer, autumn and winter with the singing. Before I recovered from this freedom, "Story King" Zhou gave a wonderful performance. The mouse girl marries the bride with humor, and the river of tears is profound and thought-provoking. The performer's concluding remarks of "I want to know what will happen next time, and listen to the next decomposition" aroused the audience's appetite and they were all looking forward to the next talent show. "Jingle bell ..." When the bell rang, the classroom suddenly became quiet. This is a wonderful Chinese lesson-Huangshan Stone. In Mr. Gai's vivid narration, we walked into the beautiful Huangshan Mountain, and wonderful scenery such as "Monkeys Watching the Sea" and "Immortals Leading the Way" seemed to float in front of us. Seeing our yearning, the teacher told us about the "sea of clouds, hot springs and strange pines" of Huangshan Mountain, which is also called "the four wonders of Huangshan Mountain" with the "strange stones" in the article. The teacher is very convincing, and the students are very attentive, so we wander in the ocean of knowledge together. Ten minutes between classes is our free time to play. Students get together in twos and threes according to their hobbies. Fan always has endless "brain teasers", and each of her topics will make her classmates fall into thinking. Both Liu Keyan and Gai Yangshuo are origami experts, and each of their works will attract admiration and envy from others. Some students are telling jokes and humor, which makes everyone burst into laughter ... this is every minute of our "Happy Duo Le Mi" class. We enjoy happiness and share it with others.