What do you want to say to the weird guest?

In business, it is almost common to encounter strange customers. As the saying goes, harmony makes money. The weirdest customer I have ever encountered. You may think it is a joke when I tell you this, but it really happened to me. One day, three people came to the store and ordered four dishes. It was okay to mention the names of the dishes one by one. When the fish-flavored shredded pork was served, I asked why there were no fish cubes? I explained to him that this was the name of a dish, which either had to contain fish pieces or had the aroma of fish. Then he went on to say, "I didn't smell the aroma of fish either. Alas, for such a customer, that's all." Smile, what else can you say? No matter how much we say, we are also a service industry, focusing on service, and harmony makes money!

First of all, when doing business, you will definitely meet all kinds of people, and you will also meet some weird ones. I remember one time when I went to eat skewers, the place we sat outside to eat was equivalent to eating on the street next door. The two eldest brothers put the lottery tickets in the flower stand on the roadside while eating. The boss didn't pay attention because the business was very good. He probably didn't think about it! What I wanted to say the most at the time was (Brother, if you don’t have money to eat, I can treat you to a meal. It’s hard to take care of a sanitation worker like you). Because I wanted to see the ending, I waited until they finished eating before leaving. The two grown men went to check out with less than 50 sticks! I still remember the boss’s expression at that time, it was incredible...

Weird waiters and weird customers

A buddy went to KTV to sing,

I discovered it when I was paying the bill. I didn’t bring enough cash

The waiter said: I can swipe the card

He said: This card is her wife’s name

I swiped it and received your KTV text message

You will beat me to death

The waiter said: "It's okay, brother

We can help you pay for it at the hotel."

The buddy listened a lot. I was happy, and then I did it

As soon as I entered the house

my wife slapped me hard

Show him the text message on my phone:

< p> Lanzhou beef noodles cost 5,680 yuan

Good guy, did you add a cow to it?

Lv counter.

Salesperson: "Don't touch it if you don't want to buy it. This is a new model!"

The girl said calmly: "Okay! Then please ask me how many models are in this issue. New style? "

The salesperson said: "5 styles!"

Girl: "Okay, let's wrap them all up!"

The counter lady is very quick. I packed 5 styles and then asked flatteringly: "Should it be cash or credit card?"

The girl replied: "I didn't say I wanted to buy it. You don't want to touch your new styles, so just wrap them up and put them away." "Yeah!"

Haha, you have a banquet with cold dishes in front of you, but the 8 plates are already empty before the ceremony begins. How hungry do you have to be? No food for three days? If you sit at the last table, you must be relatively distant.

At a wedding banquet, a temporary worker secretly drank a drink. The problem was that he did so openly and was discovered by the host. As a result, the salary for that day was gone.

One day

Guest: "I want to order a cake. Can you make it for me right away? I'm in a hurry."

Me: "Today There are a lot of cakes, the cream will take about 30 to 45 minutes, and the mousse cake will take 4 hours!" Guest: "It's been such a long wait! It's his birthday today! "Can you make it for me in about 5 minutes?"

Me: "How about you sit down for a while and wait for 15 minutes!"

Guest: "Okay! Hurry up as soon as possible, are you ready?"

I want to say in my heart: "I suggest you order in advance. After all, beautiful cakes require time and energy to make. There are so many cakes and I can’t handle them all by myself. You even forgot about other people’s birthdays. It’s so unintentional