Crosstalk lines of Yun-peng Yue's "I can't stand it"

Crosstalk, a folk rap art. It highlights its characteristics in the form of speaking, learning, teasing and singing. The following are Yun-peng Yue's crosstalk lines that I can't stand. Welcome to read the collection.

Yun-peng Yue: Happy New Year, dear friend. I'm Yun-peng Yue, a crosstalk performer. I wish you a happy new year.

Sun Yue: I'm Sun Yue: Happy New Year to you.

Yun-peng Yue: Wait a minute!

Sun Yue: Why should I wait?

Yun-peng Yue: What's your name?

Sun Yue: Sun Yue!

Yun-peng Yue: Sun Yue?

Sun Yue: Ah.

Yun-peng Yue: I wish you peace.

Sun Yue: Which Sun Yue: Yes?

Yun-peng Yue: Don't you sing? In a good mood, my heart flies.

Sun Yue: I can fly!

Yun-peng Yue: Why are you getting fat again?

Sun Yue: What do you mean you're fat again, crosstalk performer?

Yun-peng Yue: Crosstalk Sun Yue: Yue?

Sun Yue: That's right.

Yun-peng Yue: Do you weigh more than 500 Jin?

Sun Yue: Does this man weigh more than 500 Jin?

Yun-peng Yue: How many Jin?

Sun Yue: Why do you ask? You ... 260

Yun-peng Yue: How about 260 pounds?

Sun Yue: What do you mean by talking?

Yun-peng Yue: I always ask him how much he weighs, but he always tells me 260,260.

Sun Yue: Until 260.

Yun-peng Yue: Later, I realized that the scale was 260.

Sun Yue: I was cheated by the name.

Yun-peng Yue: How do I know he weighs more than 500 Jin?

Sun Yue: How do you know?

Yun-peng Yue: Later, he stood on one foot with two scales, both of which were 260.

Sun Yue: Half a fan with me.

Yun-peng Yue: Fat man weighing more than 500 Jin.

Sun Yue: Well, it's not that heavy.

Yun-peng Yue: I look down on people like you, but I can't stand people like you who don't contribute to society and eat seaweed all day, huh!

Sun Yue: Did you see that? Now there is such a person in society who can't stand it, and it's you.

Yun-peng Yue: Who is it?

Sun Yue: You!

Yun-peng Yue: There is only one kind of thing that people do in society, which makes people unbearable.

Sun Yue: What can't be tolerated?

Yun-peng Yue: Two days ago, I traveled to Xidan.

Sun Yue: Traveling? That's a trip?

Yun-peng Yue: What's it called?

Sun Yue: Shopping.

Yun-peng Yue: Go shopping in Xidan. I'm going to buy a book in Xidan Book Building.

Sun Yue: Study, study.

Yun-peng Yue: There is a building with that book in front of Xidan Book Building.

Sun Yue: Sculpture.

Yun-peng Yue: Is there?

Sun Yue: Yes.

Yun-peng Yue: Someone is doodling on it. Can you stand it?

Sun Yue: Oh, this is an uncivilized phenomenon in tourism.

Yun-peng Yue: Where is this?

Sun Yue: Where?

Yun-peng Yue: This is a paradise for literati, with taste and self-restraint.

Sun Yue: That's right.

Yun-peng Yue: I can't stand it.

Sun Yue: What should we do?

Yun-peng Yue: I boycotted them.

Sun Yue: How can you resist?

Yun-peng Yue: Comrade, this is your fault. How did your parents educate you and how did your teacher teach you? You are shameless.

Sun Yue: Hey! Oh, dear!

Yun-peng Yue: I drew some circles in the back.

Sun Yue: What is this circle?

Yun-peng Yue: I cursed him.

Sun Yue: Oh, it was written by Hu.

Yun-peng Yue: I'll go home after I buy the book. I have to take a bus.

Sun Yue: Yes.

Yun-peng Yue: I can't stand getting on the bus.

Sun Yue: What now?

Yun-peng Yue: Later, an old woman in her sixties and seventies came over.

Sun Yue: I'm getting old.

Yun-peng Yue: The aisle is so shaky that I can hardly stand.

Sun Yue: Old.

Yun-peng Yue: But how annoying it is that no one gives up his seat on the bus.

Sun Yue: Oh, what qualities are these?

Yun-peng Yue: Look down at your phone or pretend to sleep. Oh, my God.

Sun Yue: Take a look.

Yun-peng Yue: I am so angry that I can't sit still.

Sun Yue: By the way, he is very angry ... Hey, wait a minute. He is angry, you can't do it. You have a seat.

Yun-peng Yue: Hmm.

Sun Yue: Then why don't you let me?

Yun-peng Yue: I am tired, too.

Sun Yue: OK, why?

Yun-peng Yue: Don't tell me that a sister in her thirties woke me up.

Sun Yue: Ah, let you get up.

Yun-peng Yue: Get up! Is this sister?

Yun-peng Yue: Sister, you are not old.

Sun Yue: Is it related to age?

Yun-peng Yue: Why did you wake me up?

Sun Yue: Yes.

Yun-peng Yue: Cut the crap. This is my seat.

Yun-peng Yue: How can Sister prove that this is your seat?

Yun-peng Yue: I'm a conductor.

Sun Yue: Hey! Hi! I'm sitting with the conductor.

Yun-peng Yue: OK, Miss Skinny, come and sit here.

Sun Yue: Thin elder sister, what do you mean by thin elder sister?

Yun-peng Yue: Don't you sell big sister at the ticket office?

Sun Yue: Don't use nicknames.

Yun-peng Yue: Why don't you just sit there?

Sun Yue: What's the matter?

Yun-peng Yue: No, he let the old lady sit there.

Sun Yue: Look at the quality.

Yun-peng Yue: I can't stand.

Sun Yue: Why can't I take it anymore?

Yun-peng Yue: I think there are all kinds of people on the bus.

Sun Yue: Oh, all kinds.

Yun-peng Yue: Or call?

Yun-peng Yue: It's too noisy.

Sun Yue: It's loud.

Yun-peng Yue: Some people listen to songs with headphones on.

Yun-peng Yue: Listen! You sang this song.

Sun Yue: That's not autonomy.

Yun-peng Yue: What stupid song is that?

Sun Yue: Which song found you?

Yun-peng Yue: Ah ~ ~ the Fifth Ring Road, you have one more ring than the Fourth Ring Road, and ah ~ ~ you have one less ring than the Sixth Ring Road. What a stupid song!

Sun Yue: Yes, yes, yes, the lyrics are quite good. How annoying! I'm telling you this guy.

Yun-peng Yue: OK, OK.

Sun Yue: I don't want to hear it.

Yun-peng Yue: The point is that someone is eating in the car.

Sun Yue: What's wrong with eating?

Yun-peng Yue: In order to save time, it is normal to eat and have breakfast, but he eats that thing. Oh, my God.

Sun Yue: What's wrong with you?

Yun-peng Yue: I can't stand it.

Sun Yue: I said what did he eat?

Yun-peng Yue: Saline sac.

Sun Yue: Oh, yes, what?

Yun-peng Yue: Saline sac.

Sun Yue: What's it like to make a halogen bag?

Yun-peng Yue: Only put the bottom bag. The top layer is pickled.

Sun Yue: The bottom bag and the top layer are called pizza. I don't know anything.

Yun-peng Yue: God, is it so amazing?

Sun Yue: Nonsense, it's called pizza.

Yun-peng Yue: Never mind.

Sun Yue: Oh, my God.

Yun-peng Yue: Anyway, there are people having sex on the bus.

Sun Yue: Ouch! be in love with each other

Yun-peng Yue: How annoying do you think it is?

Sun Yue: What's so annoying about this?

Yun-peng Yue: Sex is normal, but don't fall in love in public, right? Although I have never had sex, I am still young.

Sun Yue: Oh! You are still young.

Yun-peng Yue: If I'm dating someone.

Sun Yue: You look young. How old are you?

Yun-peng Yue: This is 17 8.

Yun-peng Yue: If I date someone.

Sun Yue: Do you know that your forehead lines are all open? to tell the truth

Yun-peng Yue: This is 19.

Sun Yue: Honestly.

Yun-peng Yue: More than 20 years old

Yun-peng Yue: If I did.

Sun Yue: I can't stand you. Tell the truth.

Yun-peng Yue: Less than 40 years old.

Sun Yue: Oh, it's on fire. Well, the younger generation is over.

Yun-peng Yue: If I am greedy for love, I will never fall in love there.

Sun Yue: What happened to him?

Yun-peng Yue: That's a public place. These two people hugged, chewed and kissed me. Oh, my God!

Sun Yue: It's a bit indecent.

Yun-peng Yue: I can't stand it.

Sun Yue: What about you?

Yun-peng Yue: I boycotted them

Sun Yue: How do you resist?

Yun-peng Yue: I patted the young man on the shoulder.

Sun Yue: Ah.

Yun-peng Yue: It's time for young people to step aside.

Sun Yue: It's time to let go. You must keep quiet.

Yun-peng Yue: I'm all set.

Sun Yue: What are you going to prepare? Is there room for this?

Yun-peng Yue: What's the matter?

Sun Yue: When people fall in love, it can be called concession.

Yun-peng Yue: What's the matter?

Sun Yue: Nothing like that.

Yun-peng Yue: I have to get off. I told him to move over What's the matter?

Sun Yue: Oh, oh, oh, you get off here. Your movements make people feel very high.

Yun-peng Yue: What do you think? Oh, my God, rogue.

Sun Yue: Who is the rogue?

Yun-peng Yue: Is it a hooligan (Audience: Yes! )

Sun Yue: What? I thought, uh, I was moving.

Yun-peng Yue: I have to get off.

Sun Yue: Yes.

Yun-peng Yue: I can't stand it when I get off the bus.

Sun Yue: What's the matter?

Yun-peng Yue: I saw someone throwing something outside the car.

Sun Yue: Oh, just throw things on the road.

Yun-peng Yue: Oh, I hate it. Two days ago, it was said on TV that several sanitation workers had caused great trouble because of this.

Sun Yue: Something's wrong.

Yun-peng Yue: Do you feel sick?

Sun Yue: Not feeling well.

Yun-peng Yue: Are you embarrassed?

Sun Yue: The more embarrassed.

Yun-peng Yue: I can't stand it.

Sun Yue: What should I do?

Yun-peng Yue: Boycott them.

Sun Yue: How to resist?

Yun-peng Yue: I will catch up with anyone who throws something at the car and picks it up.

Sun Yue: Uh, wait, you're chasing a car.

Yun-peng Yue: Ah.

Sun Yue: We can catch up.

Yun-peng Yue: He can control the traffic lights ahead.

Sun Yue: Oh, there are traffic lights, which is good.

Yun-peng Yue: Someone really threw cigarette butts out of the car.

Sun Yue: Yes.

Yun-peng Yue: I picked up this cigarette butt and ran after it.

Sun Yue: Go after him.

Yun-peng Yue: The traffic lights are really under his control.

Sun Yue: Hmm.

Yun-peng Yue: I'll knock on his glass.

Sun Yue: Yes.

Yun-peng Yue: I must talk to him.

Sun Yue: You educate him.

Yun-peng Yue: Bang bang on the glass.

Sun Yue: Hmm.

Yun-peng Yue: Guess what?

Sun Yue: What?

Yun-peng Yue: He gave me a dollar.

Sun Yue: I can treat you like a beggar.

Yun-peng Yue: Do I look like a beggar?

Sun Yue: Well, what does it look like?

Yun-peng Yue: I can't stand it.

Sun Yue: Ah.

Yun-peng Yue: Pass him the cigarette butt.

Sun Yue: Yes.

Yun-peng Yue: Guess what?

Sun Yue: What?

Yun-peng Yue: He handed out ten dollars.

Sun Yue: Well, why did the price increase again?

Yun-peng Yue: He said to let me buy a pack of cigarettes.

Sun Yue: Well, it really hurts you.

Yun-peng Yue: Can you stand it? Can you stand it?

Sun Yue: I can't stand it.

Yun-peng Yue: I can stand it.

Sun Yue: Well, how can you stand it?

Yun-peng Yue: Hehe, I earned 100 yuan that day.

Sun Yue: OK. Isn't begging like this?

Yun-peng Yue: Oh, it makes me happy.

Sun Yue: This is still happy.

Yun-peng Yue: With 100 yuan, I decided to go out to play.

Sun Yue: Ah, still playing.

Yun-peng Yue: Tourism.

Sun Yue: Ah, and travel.

Yun-peng Yue: It's called traveling around the world.

Sun Yue: Well, this hundred dollars is also for traveling around the world.

Yun-peng Yue: I'm very excited to think about it.

Sun Yue: Take it easy. What did you do with one hundred dollars?

Yun-peng Yue: Go by plane.

Sun Yue: Wait a minute. One hundred dollars flew away.

Yun-peng Yue: Ah.

Sun Yue: Which one is so cheap?

Yun-peng Yue: Discounted air tickets.

Sun Yue: The discount will not be 100 yuan.

Yun-peng Yue: It's too close.

Sun Yue: Where?

Yun-peng Yue: Baoding

Sun Yue: Oh Baoding Baoding.

Yun-peng Yue: I eat donkey meat and put more meat on the fire.

Sun Yue: No meat. You should put more meat. Is there an airport in Baoding?

Yun-peng Yue: Shijiazhuang.

Sun Yue: Oh, the provincial capital.

Yun-peng Yue: You forgot that we went together.

Sun Yue: Oh, we went together.

Yun-peng Yue: Ah.

Sun Yue: We were together last month.

Yun-peng Yue: Yes.

Sun Yue: We went together. Your ticket exceeds 100 yuan.

Yun-peng Yue: Yes.

Sun Yue: Why did you charge me more than 300 yuan?

Yun-peng Yue: Ah, not that you are fleshy.

Sun Yue: Oh, you have to pay more for flying.

Yun-peng Yue: Well, we went hand in hand. When we passed the airport security check, people refused to let him get on the plane.

Sun Yue: Don't let me go.

Yun-peng Yue: He said he had to have a check-up.

Sun Yue: This person has already checked in.

Yun-peng Yue: Later, as soon as he got his ID card, he said, I am a person. It's amazing that I'm alone.

Sun Yue: Eh, this is good.

Yun-peng Yue: I still have my ID card.

Sun Yue: Yes.

Yun-peng Yue: I just got on the plane. We sat in economy class.

Sun Yue: Cheap.

Yun-peng Yue: It was later announced that the plane was delayed.

Sun Yue: I can't stay.

Yun-peng Yue: It's normal, but he hates it.

Sun Yue: What's the matter?

Yun-peng Yue: I want this and that.

Sun Yue: What do I want?

Yun-peng Yue: Flight attendant, give me a pillow.

Sun Yue: Oh, I'm resting.

Yun-peng Yue: I'll talk to the stewardess later. The stewardess gave me a seat belt. Not long enough.

Sun Yue: Hey, hey, hey. Your seat belt is not long enough.

Yun-peng Yue: How to tie a tie?

Sun Yue: So.

Yun-peng Yue: This department is not long enough.

Sun Yue: Eh, this is good. This is a part.

Yun-peng Yue: I must add another paragraph.

Sun Yue: Eh!

Yun-peng Yue: It's really annoying.

Sun Yue: Wait a minute. This is not what I hate.

Yun-peng Yue: Hmm.

Sun Yue: Not that I hate it. This is my right. Can you eat on the plane?

Yun-peng Yue: Can I have it, too? Is it so amazing?

Sun Yue: That's right.

Yun-peng Yue: Stewardess, give me a fragrant pot.

Sun Yue: Yes.

Yun-peng Yue: Put more meat. Put more meat on it.

Sun Yue: What kind of meat should I put? I want spicy balsamic pot.

Yun-peng Yue: Do your own thing.

Sun Yue: Yes.

Yun-peng Yue: Do it yourself.

Sun Yue: That's right

Yun-peng Yue: I feel very hot.

Sun Yue: Ah.

Yun-peng Yue: I opened the hatch myself.

Sun Yue: Well, what did you hit the hatch for?

Yun-peng Yue: This is cool.

Sun Yue: Don't catch cold. Why did you hit the hatch?

Yun-peng Yue: I'm hot.

Sun Yue: It's too hot to open the hatch.

Yun-peng Yue: The point is that I have to smoke. I have to

Sun Yue: Oh, the more he wants to smoke, don't smoke. I just want to talk about you. Do you have your own hatch on the plane? Smoking is not allowed on the plane, do you know? You just want to talk about you. Look what you did in front of you. You resisted all uncivilized phenomena. What you have done is even more uncivilized. You can't keep your mouth shut all day. You can't stand the old saying that a good crow stands on a coal pile and sees others but can't see himself. You're talking about it. We should boycott people like you, which makes me so angry.

Yun-peng Yue: It's my fault.

Sun Yue: You have to admit.

Yun-peng Yue: But what you did was even more shameful.

Sun Yue: Why am I ashamed?

Yun-peng Yue: When the plane arrived at its destination, we all got off.

Sun Yue: Ah, here I am.

Yun-peng Yue: The stewardess stopped him.

Sun Yue: Stop me.

Yun-peng Yue: Comrade, you can't leave.

Sun Yue: Yes.

Yun-peng Yue: Yes, flight attendants. I just bother you, but you can't help letting me go.

Sun Yue: Yeah, don't let me go.

Yun-peng Yue: Here I am.

Sun Yue: Here I am.

Yun-peng Yue: Then you can't leave either.

Sun Yue: Why?

Yun-peng Yue: Why don't you let me go? Why not let me go?

Sun Yue: Yes.

Yun-peng Yue: Comrade, you can leave the chair with us when you leave.

Sun Yue: It's stuck.

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