Homophones make jokes.

"Loquat" and "Pipa"-Once upon a time, there was a dude who was lazy and didn't study well. When I grow up, I often make jokes because I write typos. One day his wife said she wanted to eat loquat. He took a piece of paper from the table and wrote some words on it with a pen. After writing, he asked the servant to buy loquat. His wife took the newspaper and read it. She burst out laughing. It turned out that it said "buy five catties of pipa". Two of the five words are misspelled, and the word "loquat" is misspelled as "pipa".

After reading it, his wife wrote a jingle at the back: loquat is not this pipa, just because she can't read much. If the pipa can bear fruit, the city will be full of flutes and drums. The guy blushed when he read his wife's poem.

A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: hit it off. The boy asked the same question again and had to say sadly, can't you have a flat head?

"White Apricot" and "Common People", "Li Shu" and "Pear Tree":-One day, the boss patrolled down and asked a donor, "How are the common people now?" The donor quickly replied, "There are only two white apricots, but there are quite a few red apricots." The boss said, "I asked Li Shu?" The donor palace replied, "Although there are many pear trees, the results are quite few." Donating officials is ignorance, but this homonym really confuses the audio-visual of donating officials.