A funny sentence, a classic quotation, inspirational love and funny.

A funny sentence, a classic quotation, inspirational love and funny.

1. You are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world, with a nest of cabbage on your head and a sack of kelp around your waist. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are a second-generation fool.

When you smile, the wolf will hang himself. When you scream, the chicken flies and the dog jumps. When you stop, that smell permeates your whole body. Lice is a disaster when you sweat. Uglier than a ghost when you're not dressed. As soon as you dress up, the ghost becomes paralyzed!

I have a request: invite me to dinner. I hope you can satisfy me. Otherwise, I'll write your mobile phone number on the wall and add two words in front of it: apply for a certificate. Please be kind to me, or write: marriage, male or female, unlimited conditions.

4. Love is empty, and I wander in the street; People are empty of money, and a single evil cause is troublesome; Things are different, business is empty, and it is crazy to think about it; Life is not easy without money to charge the mobile phone-in short, everything is empty!

In a military performance, a shell deviated far away. The soldiers sent to look at it found that the shells landed in the farmland, and you stood in the field, dressed in rags, with dark skin and tears in your eyes, saying, Is it worth shelling to steal a cabbage?

6. The sky is blue and the sea is deep, and nothing a person says is true; Love is eternal and blood is bright red. When a man has money, he is destined for everyone. If a person can rely on him, pigs can climb trees.

7. One day, Cao Cao went to visit Jiang Gan. He held Jiang Gan's hand and said enthusiastically, Fuck, how is your mother? Jiang Gan fainted, and it took him a while to wake up. He grabbed Cao Cao's collar excitedly and said, Fuck, how is your family? Cao Cao immediately vomited blood and died.

8. In the middle of the night, there is no light in the toilet. You go to relieve yourself, fall into the toilet, fight with maggots, fight with shit, and no one saves you. You die heroically, live great and die silently. In memory of you, the toilet is equipped with lights!

9. The fool stole the beggar's wallet and the blind man saw it. The mute gave a loud roar, which startled the deaf. Camels come forward and lame people fly. Pockmarked said, look at my face. The madman said that people should be rational!

10. I like Teresa Teng, dead; I like Barbara Yung and committed suicide; I like Anita Mui, dead; I like Ka Kui Wong, I fell dead; I like Leslie Cheung, jumping off a building; I like you. It's up to you.

1 1. On the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother says I can't walk.

12. Even if you want to cry again, smile and say, damn it!

13. Tomb-Sweeping Day, buy flowers to pay homage to the lost love.

14. I have passed a person countless times, and my clothes were all scratched without a spark.

15. Don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.

16. It doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to enter the water.

17. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

18. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well. ......

19. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but I can't see. You are online, you are online, but I can't see.

20. Don't be infatuated with elder brother, my sister-in-law will hit you.

2 1. The mood at work is heavier than going to the grave.

22. Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

23. It is said that women are clothes and big sister is a brand that you can't afford to wear.

24. Brother, I am not alone. Because I am lonely with my brother.

I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.

26. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

27. Only mom is good and dad is good.

28. Gender: male, hobby: female.

29. I was pulled out before I could flirt.

30. You are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.