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Chaoshan dialect translation

Yo! Captain, you are in such a good mood that you wake me up in the middle of the night tonight? I have a fever, which is 38. 1! * _ * "But I heard that you have a cold, and it's good to talk to me for a long time. Forget it (don't blame you)! Ha ha ha ... We talked a lot tonight. Hey, I'm sorry to hear that you are under a lot of pressure. I have fallen so low. Hey, but you haven't changed a bit. Are you talking about the scandal of Comrade Michelle? ! = _ = ||| The problem is that you didn't talk to me? That's too much, you two ... Hey, come and see me. But the thought of sleeping in a bed or two bored me to death. Are there any other options? Hey, hurry to sleep (=_=")Zzz ... I won't tell anyone that you went to bed without brushing your teeth, don't worry! ~ o~

Chaozhou dialect literacy rate-

Drip soup-stupid

Don't take anything from the market; There is nothing in the street market.

Slag mu = = woman ..

Drinking = = drinking. ..

Typing = typing

Chu soup = = = fish sauce

Enough market = terror

Whip = scream

Have a good sleep.

Hard enough = awesome

Sell want = don't understand.

Xiuyou = soy sauce

Burn and scold = quarrel

Argue = argue.

Dongshitou-toilet

Fang Yi-shower room

Head bear = dizzy

Don't know = don't know (don't understand)

Iron peach = play

Song calendar = = Chinese cabbage

Miles = none.

Gourmet = delicious

Smelly = bad faith

Glue; Rubber floor = yourself

Exterior = yard

Cooking = cooking

Plot = there

Land = what; which

Gum = olive

Woodenhead = = Other

Thick and steady, cold and poor = = earthworm

Dentist = centipede

Rubber scraper = cockroach

Bed = bed

Bed = table

Imperial government = damn it

Emperor's disease = incurable disease

Leopard feet = awesome

Debt collector = drunk and forgotten

Sell well = = Yang Yang.

Roof = = upstairs

Declining ambition; The journey of decline = bah! Bah! Bah!

Puno = = spit!

As small as a pile = = = a group of lunatics.

Born mo = = = ugly.

Short meat = longan

Paitiesuo = = = Police Station (Chaoyang)

Vunk = = = Dating (Jieyang)

Paitiesuo = = = Police Station (Chaoyang)

I am your father (Chenghai)

Your mother was fucked by XX (Chenghai).

Dialect shoufa net

Killed by mom and dad = = = Ah, dad cried because he died, ah, mom (Chenghai)

True head male = big thumb

True tail = tail finger

Sugar pants = = = take off your pants

Crying dad = nonsense

Sector cutting; Sweet potato = sweet potato

Lotus = litchi

Liu Hou = loach

Stinky foot = Hong Kong foot

The woman's family died in a basket = the whole family died!

Jane is right. -Not normal.

The same sky goes out = lightning.

Xiu-swimming

Wei-diving

Gro = It will be a long time.

Throat = thirst

Burning truth = kissing.

Zi Niang = Ms.

Walking boy = daughter

Prayer = son

Wo Po Tsai = Son

Husband = great father

Field = who?

Explore = = = make money

Stupid eating = = = eating.

Chicken = prostitute!

Duck = prostitute

Chicken mother = prostitute head

Hole lamp-idiot

Sugar tablets

Ganlong-gecko

Chicken mother = prostitute head

Grass monkey = mantis

Heart underwear = = = underwear

Rubber bucket = ass!

Burning pu = = making love

Lotus fruit, anti-abduction = litchi

Goose skin = = = goose bumps

Spread the burden = = = nonsense

Die hard Rowen = = = die fast.

Purple boat = now

Darkness = darkness

Pool block = where

Ground, pulse = what?

Cigarette butts = = = cigarette butts

Throw a purple fart; Car cannon = talk big

Escape plot; Multi-plot-over there

Is this a disaster? I don't know yet.

Sumo = sexual intercourse

Line = Start

Fall in love with Yi = fall in love with him

City = ugly

Huanyou = and.

Don't = don't

Wife and brother = pervert

Street hunting = shopping

Dialect shoufa net

Stay away from the sun

Halogen = hatred

Noodles = hate

Adhesive mark = back

Crying dad = don't make so much noise.

Play = = play

Egg eyebrow = idiot

Hit = hit

Slippery = = fierce! ``

Dump = mango

Eyepiece = glasses

Plate = ashtray

Short meat = = = longan

Chicken Cui = bragging

Strange waves = strange

Shit = shit

Tick tock = death

Test Process = = = Rogue

Piper = rogue

False short = eventful

Cut Luo; Glue = damn it

Dapu = = = man

Short-term account = bankruptcy

Hard = hard.

Old horse; Very dependent.

Small = neuropathy

Pork pounds urine money? = = = How much is a catty of pork?

Dragonfly = spinach

Guagua = cucumber

Too old = very unlucky

No trace = impossible; talk nonsense

Ann = husband

Mu = wife

On you = anything you want.

Love making mud = what is it?

Brain mo = brain is broken

Know in advance; Know = = Be careful

Mm-hmm = I don't understand.

MC Davi = = = Tea

Owe death; Strong death = true line

Nanyang = connected to Xia Lian! `

Electric coating; Electric soil = = = battery

Not changing wheels = I can't stand it.

Vernacular = common saying

Rain = = = rain

Boiling water = boiling water

In the plot = where?

Round-headed egg = = = bald head

Shan Geng = Xianju

Drive away; Lose = go away

Make tea = = = make tea

Except people = naughty

Swimming pool; Pulse = what

Blood excitement = = = congestion; Stimulate the heart; violate

Off duty = off duty

Looking for profits; Blow profit = find a job

Whip to death = = = laugh to death

Difficulty = disease

Dialect shoufa net

Jiang = = = just had dinner.

Fan = no

Mai = no.

Love = want

Loose objects = messing around.

Iron peach; Teasing peaches = playing.

Burn protection = help

Pulse = death

Rewind = come back

East-west head = toilet

chase after the girls

Here comes the bird = = = hawthorn

Sweet potato = = = peanuts

Stick to yourself = yourself.

Wei Huan; Not yet = not yet.

Nonsense = nonsense

Backward line = before

Crying dad = = = nonsense

Saw rope = date

Fu Jeer = falling in love.

Salty = = = stingy

Bend = turn

Thin shell = sea melon seeds

Hard tiger-for sure

Spread the burden = = = nonsense

Maidan = Stop it.

Kangban = work

Thin shell gun = = = small pistol

Slave boy = = = child

Petty bourgeoisie-crazy bitch

Shoes = = = slippers

Gu Xia = Setaria viridis

Kangtong; Gan Tang = potato.

Gum village = ass

Artistry Niang-a beautiful girl

An Shu = husband and wife.

Glue knife = = = scissors

Boss = = = boss

Branches = themselves

spittoon

Wash a billion = take a bath.

Big oh = = = oysters

Fear = = = idiot

Walking = tractor

Winner = = = wandering soul

Royal = car

Drinking water = drinking water

Bitter beer = = = constipation

Zhao Gong = Banana

No change = no way.

Pant month = = = underwear

Oh, my god.-what?

Purple Niang = = = girl

sweet potato

Cut pork = buy pork.

I know = I don't know.

The crane ran away; The crane is small-very similar.

Crushing-water blowing

Found = No.

Drive a car

Mai = no.

Stubby = = = Eye-sleepy Dialect Starting Network

Sleepy stomach = = = hungry.

Bicycle = bicycle

Face towel = towel

Moon = = = Moon

Thick and steady = = = earthworm

Liu Hou = good fish.

Zi Niang = Ms.

Walking boy = daughter

Prayer = son

Husband = great father

Dragonfly = Cai Bo

Pani = bra

Crazy cream = = = lewd

Lotus thickness = lotus root

Bai ren = idiot

Tabu = man

Walk = stand up

Cold vomiting blood = nonsense.

Muzai = Ba Le

Dialect shoufa net

Monkey Brother Ling Qing = in a hurry.

Waiting for the wind = chatting

Sibusana = exception

Gail Ronday = What's it to you?

Xi Hamu shouted = It's too noisy.

Vegetables = whatever

Central = coquetry

Get total = all

Quiet = like this

Anga = it seems

Loose net mother = chaos.

Gentleness = you

Weighing seeds = bullets

Cut miles = it will take a long time.

Like burning = warmth

Go to bear = don't want to say (actually want to say)

Luck = trembling

Goose skin green floating (goose skin screaming) = goose bumps.

The sea is made of mud = why?

Only the boat = now

Don't love Galle = I won't make friends with you.

Blockage = turnover

Enough to hang = one afternoon

Shadow = truth (or consent)

Climbing three and getting four = nonsense.

The strings are beating and coughing.

Half an acquaintance =

Chicken meets vine = nine without eight.

Xin was so scared that everything was a lie.

Smelly to roll = refers to bad character.

Tigela =

Four riding without brothers =

God is coming =

Fork enough wax = keep bad things away.

Vinegar foot =

The sea glows = Why?

Talk early = just now

Endure no = don't say no

Want to bear = want to

Have a look = be interested.

Saw string = chat

Saw string = chat

No ironing, no accounting =

Can't be without = can't help it.

One less = abnormal.

Right = abnormal

Hu = passed away

Death = death

Teaching = work or ability, skill

Build = work

Dialect shoufa net

Stomach swelling = anger

Wave blocking = angry

Eat something

Burn together

Do together

Exclusive love = intentional

Let's be happy = everything goes well (a wish)

Chu Weiwei = almost.

Xiao Xie = know or know.

More = almost

Sock = I (Shantou)

Merging and sampling = same

Rough blocking = OK.

A wave of pounds = almost.

Most of them are pronunciation dialects of Shantou or Chaoyang.