Humorous jokes that can make girls happy

1. A buddy is constipated. One day, he worked hard in the public toilet for a long time without any movement. At this moment, he heard a man rush to the next door and slam the door. Then he heard a scratching sound. The buddy said enviously, "You are so happy. I have been squatting for a long time and I can't get down!" "

There was a long silence next door and he scolded, "Sorry, M, I haven't taken off my pants yet."

2. 1. My sister enrolled her six-year-old son in many weekend classes.

The day before yesterday, my nephew didn't want to go. He cried and said to me, "Auntie, I think my life is just underpants."

I asked, "Why?"

He said, "I have to take whatever my mother farts."

2. When the school raised the flag, the headmaster said to the speaker:

"Recently, there are always some students who don't wear school uniforms, some don't wear clothes, some don't wear pants, and some simply don't wear clothes and pants!"

"Those who don't wear pants over there are still laughing!"

3. The English teacher teaches grammar and asks everyone before class: "I'm finished, do you still understand?" We replied with one voice: "No!"

4. Once I went to the market to buy food for a dinner, a Korean student bought lettuce from 2.4 yuan. He gave all his change to the vendor, and he was still short of a dime, so he said to the vendor:

"I gave you all my hair, so I have no hair."

Vendor remained, along while, answer:

I don't want your hair. The doctor said, "Go and give a sedative to the patient who will be discharged today." The nurse was puzzled: "Why do you need sedatives when you can leave the hospital?" The doctor said, "I have to pay the bill later." I'm afraid he can't stand it. "