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1. It's just discovered now that it's not that Hongtaro is attached to the wolf, but that the wolf has a villa.

The goal of life is to spend your money, sleep in your bed and be your wife.

3. I have been in a state where my heart is willing but my strength is insufficient, and my heart is willing but my strength is insufficient.

As a proletariat, I am really fearless, and barefoot people are not afraid to wear shoes.

Have you forgotten that we talked about growing old together? Why do you dye your hair?

6. I ate quietly, just like I gained weight quietly. I overslept, but I brought a piece of fat.

7. Don't be sad when you feel poor, at least your judgment is right!

8. I really don't want to see you. Really, even if I don't want to see you, I'm afraid I'll throw up.

9. Find someone who can make you laugh. I can't, I can only make you cry! 10. Good friends don't need too many, just two. One is willing to lend you money, and the other is willing to beat him to death when he asks you for debt. 1 1. I'm most afraid of chatting and you suddenly don't return my message. I wonder if you're dead. Are you still breathing?

12. They are all full of charming temperament, but I am different. I only grind people.

13. When encountering lightning, you must smile more than scissorhands. That's God taking your picture!

14. You are my Oreo. I want to hit on you. Twist, lick and soak.

15. benefactor, it's really shameful that Jesus bullied the original!

16. Actually, I've been lazy for too long. I try hard once in a while and feel that I have done my best!

17.' Generation gap' means I asked my dad what he thought of' Chrysanthemum Table', and he said he hadn't drunk it.

18. When you go home at the end of the year, you must hire two children. Call dad when you meet a man, and call mom when you meet a woman. If you can break up a couple, it's a couple.

19. I especially envy my sister in Korea. The streets and alleys in Korea are all wireless, and I live a life with both wifi and male gods.

20. Just now, a sister confessed to me, and then I decisively refused. Appearance is secondary, but how can you be my woman with poor eyes?

I admit that I am.

No product: no money, no power and no color. What a big gap.

22. It didn't take long to pee after eating fruit. It's really hard. I feel like a juicer.

23. My current state: stupid, scum, funny, no money, no looks, no height, no date.

Students, please don't give up treatment and study hard. You can still be saved.

25. You are what I like. Don't do things I hate. I can't help hitting you.

26. The earth keeps turning, probably because it was slapped tens of millions of years ago and then dazzled.

27. If you don't study for a day, no one can see; I don't study for a week and suddenly want to explode; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

28. At that moment, you stood before me. How I want to say to you: Eat my old grandson!

29. I am a piece of fat paper. I play with my stomach when I'm bored! Can you do it?

30. Do you know what the mirrors in the school hall are for? That is to tell you that if you are ugly, you have to read more.

3 1. The figure of a strong man. Girl's heart, this is probably the most ridiculous joke!

32. You are really like a child. I'm not saying you're naive or cute. You are like a son to me.