Funny sentences

1. Love is like a man’s sponge body, destined not to last long!

2. When I saw you being so sultry, I lowered my head. It was not me who was doing the harm, but I was looking for bricks.

3. We all evolved from apes, and you degenerated from apes.

4. I think I am not suitable to quarrel with narrow-minded people because I am worried that my sharp words will make the other person angry to death.

5. In fact, I have long wanted to get rid of my habit of swearing, but the funny people around me always make me unable to help myself.

6. It is said that women are fickle, but facts prove that men are the chameleons.

7. Massive homework, one countermeasure, solved simultaneously!

8. Counteroffering is like falling in love. The highest level is to be bold, careful, and thick-skinned. The minimum requirement is to make a move when it’s time to make a move.

9. After staying among the nervous people for a long time, I found that I am normal.

10. We are all grown up, so we can’t keep talking about breaking up with someone we are dating.

11. Black people went to watch horror movies, but their faces turned pale with fright!

12. You are my Yulemei in winter, and you are my popsicle in summer.

13. One minute I feel excited, one hour I like it, one day I fall in love. Forget him, but it will last a lifetime.

14. You are slowing down the Internet speed and consuming too much memory.

15. Andersen is dead, fairy tales are gone, and there is just a lot of nonsense.

16. Your life can be summed up in just eight words - life is absurd, death is useless.

17. I am a little bird and I can’t fly high, because the cage is so high!

18. The head can be cut off, but the hairstyle must not be messy.

19. The sky is blue, the fields are vast, and the mentality of getting rich suddenly is too confusing.

20. Boys’ legs are thicker than girls’, which is the most basic respect for girls.

21. Just tell me, if you don’t have a diploma, you’ll be like someone else’s ugly parent; if you’re not smart, you’ll be someone else’s bald head!

22. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? One of their hair is curly and the other is curly.

23. Wa’erle, I’ll forget about it if I don’t do it to you. If I do, I’ll let you call me mom.

24. Your denial is enough to make me despair.

25. The difference between a lie and an oath is that one is taken seriously by the listener, and the other is taken seriously by the teller.

26. Sometimes what we miss is not the love we once had, but the weight we once lost!

27. When I transform into a swan, you are still an egg.

28. This person is dead. It is a trivial matter to burn incense, but a major matter to dig a grave.

29. When I paid the phone bill, I realized how valuable my words were.

30. Does the waiter have a partner? Give me two plates.

31. I want to be a gangster with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

32. After ten years of hard work, just for Peking University and Tsinghua University, I finally got admitted to Peking University Jade Bird.

33. Time makes love become wild. How can the smiling person cry?

34. Women and English are the only things that are hard to come by, but wives and jobs are hard to find!

35. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I am invisible, you are online, you are online, but I am invisible.

36. The world is so warm, but it smells a little burnt.

37. In the future I will be a scientist and I will study the production of regret medicine.

38. After calculating the salary increase and then calculating the pork, you will find that you are not even as good as a pig!

39. Silly boy, if he can quit smoking and drinking for you, he can also quit you.

40. State affairs, family affairs, and world affairs are none of my business! I am silent to the sound of wind and rain and the sound of reading!

41. I am of the yellow race. The Yellow River is my mother river. There is a mountain in my hometown called Huangshan, so I am very yellow!

42. You have to treat your wife as someone else’s before you cherish her!

43. I just don’t understand. A plane can disappear even when it’s flying. So why is there no letter from the teacher when the homework book disappears?

44. As long as you can dance well with a hoe, is there any corner that you can’t dig down?

45. Being invisible is not about fear of being disturbed, but an excuse to never be disturbed.

46. The bricks thrown may not necessarily lead to jade, but they may hit people.

47. If you are cool, you will be cool, and you will have chastity. If you are cheap, you will be humble, and if you are cheap, you will have dignity.

48. Don’t want a BMW, just a horse.

49. Life is not like Lin Daiyu, who will not become charming because of sadness.

50. The spirit is used to collapse, and the personality is used to split!

51. This kind of fierce female gangster is really rare in the world.

52. If you can’t be Edison Chen, then you should learn from Nicholas Tse!

53. As soon as I get up in the morning, I feel the urge to take a nap.

54. Dust to dust, dust to dust, wave goodbye to two hundred and fifty.

55. The most ridiculous thing in the world is that you are still lying when I know the truth.

56. After visiting the supermarket today, the cashier said: I don’t have any change. I’ll give you two plastic bags.

57. In the beginning, people are inherently good, and if they don’t do their homework, they will be heroes. The teacher checked what to do, picked up the broom and fucked with him.

58. In this crazy weather, I choose to commit suicide by eating 10 ice cream sticks!

59. He ignored me for a long time. I am very happy that he ignored me today, but he said two words, "Go away."

60. I decided to hang myself from that tree.

61. Spending money is as easy as taking a dump, and making money is as difficult as eating history.

62. Bald donkey, dare to compete with a poor Taoist for his wife?

63. I have to admire my female friends for wearing short shorts on such a cold day.

64. When I’m in a bad mood, I want a hug.

65. It’s capital for a woman to pretend to be better than that, and it’s perverted for a man to pretend to be better than that.

66. I can’t stop thinking about you, because you are too ridiculous.

67. No matter how painful this life is, we still have to go on with it.

68. The function of the alarm clock is not to get me up, but to make me change my position to sleep.

69. I want to become a sea of ??fat and drown all the thin people who show off.

70. Sun Goddess, please give me full of positive energy for the exam.

71. Teacher, if you ignore the school bell again, then we will ignore the school bell.

72. Silence is golden. My dear, are you producing gold?

73. Why do I always have tears in my eyes? It’s because my deskmate always embarrasses me.

74. When you meet someone and your life changes completely, it turns out that love is not the only story.

75. The sea is vast by leaping fish, and the broken drum is beaten by others.

76. Use lies to test lies, and you will get only lies.

77. I have the heart to be a top student, but I have the fate of being a poor student.

78. If you look down on people who are rich and uneducated, if you like people who are handsome, they won’t love you.

79. I am mute and I usually speak in disguise.

80. I didn’t dare to sleep after watching a ghost movie last night, and I was so stung tonight that I couldn’t sleep.

81. Society is progressing, and in today’s society people always like to play with each other. I don’t know whose wife is lying on your bed tonight, and I don’t know whose bed your wife is lying on.

82. The emperor calls himself a "widow", so the empress dowager should be called a "widow"!

83. My sister is sitting on the bow of the boat, my brother is swimming under the water, swim fast, the shark is behind.

84. Flowers don’t bloom for anyone, but they can bloom for themselves. The world doesn’t exist for anyone, but it can also exist for themselves.

85. It wasn’t until I met you that I realized that dinosaurs can actually reappear.

86. If you were a flower, even the cows would not dare to poop.

87. There are some things that don’t need to be argued. You can obey on the surface but resist secretly.

88. I wish I could block Tencent messages, at least it would not make me happy in vain.

89. I remember the teacher said that good girls should not curse. Now that I have grown up, will I become a bad woman in everyone’s eyes if I curse? Amen, I don’t want to feel uncomfortable holding it in.

90. I decided to gain weight so that I would have the strength to bear the pain you caused.

91. We should keep quiet when listening to sermons in church. It is very impolite to disturb others' sleep.

92. What is happiness? Happiness is when you wake up every morning and look at your watch, and you can still sleep for half an hour.

93. I love girls who are pretentious, and the language is the same, just like singing in an opera.

94. If I become the emperor, I will make you the prince!

95. During an episode of intermittent depression, do not disturb strangers and do not seek out acquaintances.

96. Being handsome has a purpose, but in the end he will not be eaten by the pawns.

97. Knowing that you are not doing well makes me feel at ease.

98. If you can’t bear it anymore, just bear it again.

99. Use my most handsome posture to respond to your provocation.

100. You are so exaggerated in summer, you use ultraviolet rays to aim at me every day.

101. As the saying goes, if the fence is not securely tied, wild dogs will get in. It’s time for me to strengthen the bunker and repair the city wall!

102. I am a little bee, busy picking flowers all day long.

103. Being vulgar leads fashion, being dirty makes dreams come true.

104. A mad dog suddenly ran out on the street, and I couldn’t help but call out your name.

105. Don’t mess with my sister, she has a secret weapon: I’ll slap you to death with one slap, slap you to death with two slaps, and I’ll kill you with three slaps.

106. It’s not that I can’t read, it’s that the book doesn’t let me understand it.

107. You don’t know that if you put on a beard, you will become a pure man.

108. Don’t always think of yourself as a vegetable. In my eyes, you are not even an onion.

109. A person will be cheap for a lifetime, but a pig will be cheap for a lifetime.

110. I smile from side to side to the sky, and after I finish laughing, I go to sleep.

111. Read thousands of books, travel thousands of miles, make thousands of dollars, and become a millionaire.

112. Even if you beat me to death, you won’t say anything. You haven’t used the honey trap yet...

113. I want everything, but I’m shameless. I'll eat anything, just don't suffer any loss.

114. You are so ugly, so don’t be afraid of being disfigured, because your disfigurement is equivalent to plastic surgery.

115. Every time after taking an exam, I comfort myself, “It doesn’t matter.” Everyone is participating.

116. I have no personality, so I don’t sign!

117. I don’t do things that I regret. I only do things that make you regret.

118. If I die, please don’t be sad for me. Collect the seven dragon balls to revive me.

119. Your jokes are so cold that I even caught a cold.

120. Everyone is original when they are born, but sadly, many people gradually become pirates.

121. What is youth? Who has never been young? Have you ever aged? Really.

122. How many generations of climbing and struggle does it take to get from this world to that world?

123. I know you don’t take me seriously. In fact, I never take you seriously.

124. The real show-off dares to face the thin skin.

125. Spring is here, and the peach blossoms are blooming. Is it true that standing under the peach blossom tree will bring you luck in peach blossoms?

126. God is omniscient. Because I am second only to God, I don’t know anything.

127. No matter how powerful Tang Seng is, he is just a monkey trick.

128. Don’t ogle me, you don’t have enough power.