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Spit out the sharp sentences of others.

1. It is cruel to look closely at ugly people-Qian Zhongshu's Fortress Besieged.

2, uneducated people, because they can't read, are taken in by others; Educated people will be fooled by printed matter because they can read. —Fortress Besieged by Qian Zhongshu

Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

Give me a fulcrum, and I can pry your girlfriend away.

Nowadays, students are so rude that they don't talk to me in class.

6. There is a kind of person who likes to shoot himself in the foot.

7. If anyone dares to curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning bag, I will curse him for buying instant noodles with seasoning bag!

8. I think you are quite suitable to be a shemale, otherwise it is really a waste of talent!

9. You said you were dressed in white in broad daylight as a ghost? You still think you are a little dragon girl?

10, you waste air alive, land dead, and RMB half dead.