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It's funny to comfort people in a bad mood.
It's funny to comfort people in a bad mood. In real life, there are many unpleasant things in life. When friends are in a bad mood, we need to comfort them in time. Share it with everyone, comfort people, and be funny when you are in a bad mood.
Comfort people who are in a bad mood and be funny. 1 1. If anything goes wrong, you will find that I am still with you from beginning to end.
Don't be sad when the world turns its back on you, it is brewing to give you a better hug. Maybe there will always be a time when everything goes wrong and it will be overcast all day, but don't be disappointed. This is for the most beautiful and ordinary.
3. When you feel inferior to others everywhere, don't feel inferior, remember that everyone has their own bright spots; Don't be sad when others ignore you, everyone has his own life; Don't bear it when you are helpless. Be sure to cheer up after crying. Even if you lose everything, don't lose a smile!
In this world, there are more people who are uglier than you, more beautiful than you, more rich than you, and more poor than you. Don't complain about life just because you don't have a car or a house, but there are many people who are less fortunate than you. When you complain about bad shoes, you find that some people have no feet.
5, forget those unhappy things! Even God thinks that sorrow and trouble don't belong to you. Try to get yourself out, and you will feel that today's sun is warmer than yesterday! Today's sky is bluer than yesterday!
6, life is not satisfactory, nine times out of ten, for nothing else, for these two things, we must be happy. Life is not getting too little, but having too much. Gratitude makes you enjoy satisfaction. Friends should be open and happy!
7. Life is only a few decades. Don't leave any regrets for yourself. Laugh happily, cry if you want, and love when you should. There is no point in suppressing yourself.
8. People keep leaving and coming in, open your heart. Maybe someone more excited than you is waiting to come into your life. Don't miss it.
9. The breeze blows away your locked brow, and the spring rain moistens your stiff face and makes all your troubles fly back. Please don't go back to chase those troubles that don't belong to you, and run forward quickly, because happiness is ahead.
10, life is alive, everything can't go well, don't always feel unhappy, in fact, there are more people suffering in the world than us.
1 1, I want to hold your hand tightly, let you lean on my shoulder, and let all the unhappiness pass quickly. After the storm, we will have a bright tomorrow.
12, girl, your problem is that you are too weak. Sometimes you have to be domineering, so that you won't follow easily, and you won't be slaughtered and live the life you want.
13, don't think that you have lost everything, and don't be depressed by this little thing. There is more than one road to success. Start over and try again. In fact, there are still many opportunities, as long as we can grasp them well.
14, people who can disappear from your life casually are not worthy of nostalgia at all, and people who really care about you will not leave. If you want to go, let him go. If he still loves you today, it means that nothing will be put down easily.
15, don't wronged anyone. We have worked hard to come to this world, which may be prosperous or bumpy. If we don't like it, then change it. If we can't change it, then adapt to it.
16, you know, yesterday's sun can't dry today's clothes. There are endless scenery in the world, and people should have the mood to move forward. So please look ahead, the sun will rise tomorrow, and maybe there will be more surprises waiting for you on the way forward.
17, there is no mountain to climb, no hurdle to cross. As long as you face it bravely, everything will be blowing in the wind.
18, everyone's life can't be smooth sailing. When the work is not going well, just recall your past brilliant achievements and don't make yourself feel too inferior; Make yourself optimistic and open-minded
Funny when you are in a bad mood. 2 1. A sister-in-law saw a person who was about to get off the bus drop a pack of cigarettes on the pedal, and quickly said to that person, Comrade, you dropped your cigarettes! The man is furious: you just castrated!
2. A company recruits, and the English name of the next girl to be interviewed is "spring". The secretary wanted to take the opportunity to show off her English level and shouted, "Hi! That one called' Spring', it's your turn! "
On the bus, the pregnant woman standing said to the strange man sitting next to her: Don't you know I'm pregnant? I saw the man very nervous and said, but the child is not mine!
4. Female secretary: "Boss, your wife called, and she said on the phone that she wanted to kiss you." Boss: "Give it to me first, and then give it to me later."
One night, I wanted to buy snacks. Mommy stopped me and asked me, "Don't you lose weight?" I said, "Hi … Anyway, I have a boyfriend, and someone wants to …" Then my mother looked at me for a long time and said something very inspiring: "Don't want to change?"
6. Eating in a restaurant, a mother and daughter at the next table. Her daughter is four or five years old. Very cute. Her mother pointed her cell phone at her. With the sound of taking pictures, the little girl kept changing her posture. But, but, I should tell her that her mother actually took a selfie with the front camera?
7. Second-rate friends raise goldfish on a whim, but their skills are extremely poor, and they never tire of it. As a result, the mortality rate of fish was high, so she went to the aquarium shop one after another to buy fish. Once when she paid, the boss couldn't hold back: Sister, tell me the truth! Are you going to buy this goldfish to keep or eat?
8. I helped a girl change the light bulb, folded a chair and climbed up. I was still mumbling: "This job can only be done by men, you …" Before I finished, I fell with a clash. The girl came over and said, yes, we don't fall.
9. When my son/Kloc-was 0/8 years old, he often clamored to sleep with us because he had just been told to sleep in separate beds. One day, I didn't come home until early morning. Daughter-in-law said to her son, "Son, look how pathetic your father is.". He worked so hard that he couldn't sleep with his wife until midnight! " Who knows, the little guy answered, "Mom, I am even more pitiful. I don't even have a wife!" " "
10, I just took a taxi. Did the driver ask me to listen to music? Let me tell you something. I didn't expect this idiot to sing to me all the way. . . The goods sang to rise and shouted to himself, "Where is the applause?"? Then honk the horn a few times. This is not the climax. This wonderful flower cries, "Where are your hands? "? Let me see your hands! "I was thinking, and then I saw him start the wiper. ...
1 1. A young man looks at Anggiesha through a telescope at the window of the unit opposite her every night, which makes her very angry. One morning, she called the young man. "Hello, I'm a girl from the opposite unit. Do you remember where I took off my socks last night? "
12. Not long ago, our community donated books to a school in a poor area. An old lady came running with a bag. Panting, she said to the community workers, "Little Comrade, I haven't found any big books at home for a long time. Do you think these little books can be donated? " The staff took the old lady's bag and was overjoyed. There are more than a dozen instructions for household appliances in it.
13, in class, I took out a piece of chewing gum to eat, but on second thought, I'd better forget it. The teacher will scold me when I eat in class, and I'll finish my hand first.
14. In the restaurant, a man pointed to a piece of tofu more than two meters long in the dish and shouted, "What ear are you! I ordered home-cooked tofu! " When the chef heard this, he wondered, "Isn't it long enough?"
15, my friend said that my cooking was not delicious. Today, I specially made a new dish according to the online recipe for them to come and try, and they all ate it. When they left, they excitedly said to me, "Shit, you cooked food for six people!" "
16 and on the day of Double Eleven, I saw the long-awaited local gold discount, but I didn't make a move. Swiss watches are on sale, and I also resisted the discount of Adidas limited sports shoes. I still haven't bought a down jacket with a folding top. I restrain myself from being rational all the time and spending money on impulse. Psychology calls this phenomenon poverty.
17, a man was walking on the road and suddenly a robber jumped out. I surrendered my RMB obediently. He took out my RMB from me and said: We are engaged in activities now, and we will return it in full.
18, Wukong was going to beg alms, and fearing that Bai Gujing would take the opportunity to harass Master again, he drew a circle on the ground, cursing that she could not find suitable clothes before going out and could not go out.
19, some people say that if a man is willing to squat on the main road and tie your shoelaces, you can marry such a man! But I want to say, "do you want to settle accounts?"
20. A woman disguised herself as a man and joined the army. She had her period on the battlefield. The company commander saw it and asked her to be carried away on a stretcher. She didn't say anything. The company commander is in a hurry. He took off her pants and said, "What's nothing? JB is blown up and said nothing? " ! "
2 1. On the bus, a standing pregnant woman said to the man sitting next to her, don't you know I'm pregnant? See that person says nervously only: "the child is not mine!" ! "
22. I went to the kindergarten to pick up my nephew. I just turned four. Before getting on the bus, he saw the teacher who had just left the garden gate, and immediately shook his arm and shouted, Teacher Xiong ... Teacher Xiong ... Teacher Xiong felt something was wrong, dropped his bike and rushed over. My nephew cocked his head with his schoolbag on his back and looked at the panting bear sweetly: Goodbye, Mr. Xiong. Turn around and get on the bus ... In the rearview mirror, Mr. Xiong's face is obviously twitching ...
23. After breakfast on Sunday, several people chatted in the dormitory. Suddenly, a man farted. To ease the embarrassment, I said, "I ate too many radishes in the morning. Eating radish is easy to fart. " The other said, "Well, eating garlic is easy to fart" and suddenly said, "No, it tastes like onions. . . "
24. Today, Pang Li gave me two books, one is Tao Te Ching and the other is A Complete Collection of Vegetarian Foods. I asked him what he meant, and he proudly said to me, "I want to tell you that I am not a vegetarian!" "
25. I went to eat scrambled eggs with tomatoes today, and no eggs were found on the plate. It's like TM without salt. I asked my boss: What is this dish? The boss smiled: tomatoes are super weak.
26. If a person's mobile phone number can remain unchanged for more than ten years, it can be preliminarily judged that this person is trustworthy: he owes no debts to others and he owes no money to others. . . Otherwise, the number has been changed long ago.
My 27-year-old daughter is taking an interest class in painting. The teacher took a piece of white paper and asked her to paint it with her favorite color. She said to the teacher, I like white, so can I not draw?
28, this early morning, the lead is really fucking annoying. I can't stand it. I knocked on his door and said angrily, "You said you have nothing to do. Why do you always change your WiFi password?" ! "
29, chasing a sister for a long time, and finally succeeded today. My sister asked me what I felt, and I said it felt a little incredible. She said: haha silly B, don't believe you pinch your face! Yes, and then I woke up.
30. The exam is over. Presumably, many fresh candidates have experienced the true face of the college entrance examination. Yes, the college entrance examination is nothing special. Just like the usual exam, I still can't answer it.
3 1, the bully will get what he deserves, and the scum will come back. If you don't believe me, look up, who will survive the college entrance examination!
32. In this year's physics test paper, there even appeared a question: What voltages can V, V, V, V, V touch with your hands under the condition of ensuring enough current? Do you have to ask? You can touch it by hand. V and V use my hand, and V and above use the invigilator's hand.
33. In the evening, the supermarket bought a quick-frozen jiaozi promotion MM and greeted me warmly, dragging me over: Try it! Well, it's very kind of you to refuse. I took a bite of chewing gum and kept staring at me after promoting MM. When I finished eating, she asked seriously: Is it cooked? I'll pick it up when it's ripe ...
Don't cry if you don't do well in the Chinese exam, because you will find that you cry too early after the math exam.
35. The rain in the middle of the night made me feel a little urgency, so I got up and solved it. I thought it was covered with rain and I shouldn't disturb others, so I peed in the corner. Suddenly a word came from next door: Shit, it's raining hard.
36. Boyfriend and girlfriend sleep in the same room, and the woman draws a clear line: animals cross the line. Woke up and found that the man really didn't cross the line, and the woman slapped the man hard: you are not even as good as an animal!
37. On the cliff, a little mouse waved its short front paws and jumped down again and again, trying to learn to fly. The mother bat next to her watched it lose its head and said anxiously, Dad, don't tell it, it's not ours!
38. After the beautiful Mongolian actress's performance, the leader took the stage to receive her. Then her hand asked her if she was cold and warm, and she refused to let go for a long time. She asked kindly, what's your name? The actress excitedly replied: "Mahler Gobi, Songshou"
39. My colleague's daughter is a little beauty embryo. When she comes back from kindergarten, her mother often asks her, "Beauty, did anyone call you that today?" The little girl sighed: "I guess they see me too much, so they think I'm not beautiful."
40. "Our teacher Wang is xx years old this year, neither too old nor too young, just a dying age"-excerpted from my brother's diary!
It's funny to comfort people in a bad mood. Three phrases to comfort people in a bad mood
1, years have passed, and youth is hard to stay. Where is the way home?
2. What can't be reached is called distance, what can't be returned is called past, and what can't be returned is called parting.
You can never wake a person who pretends to sleep, and you can't keep the next person who decides to leave you.
People who don't know you are not qualified to comment on you. You don't have to listen to comments from people who don't know you.
5, don't take out all your heart, these are just your wealth.
6. Yesterday has passed, so don't miss today.
7. People affected by mood are often confused, and people affected by mood are often happy.
8. A person has experienced flashy years and setbacks alone, but he has seen through all kinds of things in the world and got lost.
9. The perfect time is when you can't go back.
10, you are the prince in my fairy tale, and I am just a passer-by in your life.
1 1. When I was a child, the watch I drew on my hand stopped moving, but it took away our best time.
12, to lower yourself, that is the real honor.
13, kind and warm, fearless and beautiful.
14, if you want to master eternity, then you must master the present.
15, if you hold the past too tightly, how can you make room to embrace the present?
16, be patient and be strong; One day, your suffering will help you.
17 when you feel lonely and helpless, think that there are hundreds of trillions of cells living only for you.
18, I can only pretend to be strong and deceive everyone around me, saying that I am fine.
19, whether the world is gentle or not, please keep your kindness, because good luck will happen unexpectedly.
20. What you say must be done. Even if you are stupid, being stupid is better than breaking your word.
2 1, life is alive, there are too many unpleasant things, and it is inevitable that there will be times when you are upset.
22. You can never wake a person who pretends to sleep, nor can you touch a person who doesn't love you.
If you help others get what they want, you can get everything you want.
No matter how good you are, there will always be people who don't like you. No matter how bad you are, there will always be people who love you.
He will find you, you just have to wait patiently.
26. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what is unacceptable.
If you don't fight for what you want, you will never get it.
28. If you don't bother yourself, others can't bother you.
29. Making friends means not hurting anyone.
30. No matter how much you lose, you should have brilliant courage to laugh in the sun.
3 1, all problems are ultimately a matter of time. All troubles are actually asking for trouble.
32. Which autumn is not sad and which winter is not cold?
33, spray everywhere, remember that this is death, don't let yourself get hurt one day, just cry.
34. The mobile phone will at least remind me that the battery is low, but people will always leave without saying a word.
35. There are only so many places around. Some people want to come in and have to leave.
36. People who are eager to climb the summit will never stop climbing because they miss the exotic flowers and plants halfway up the mountain.
37. Happiness is not eternal; Pain is not eternal.
Don't pour out your heart for others too easily, because in the end you can only leave a heartless one.
39. I learned to swallow a long paragraph and all my emotions, and only use um to express all my thoughts.
40. When that light came on, I once naively thought I saw hope again.
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