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Why does Wu Zongxian know so many things?
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There are different opinions about Wu Zongxian's family background. Some people say that Wu Zongxian owns a ballroom at home, so he has developed excellent communication skills since he was a child. Wu Zongxian didn't deny this proof, but he didn't want to mention more: "My family is in business, because it concerns my parents' reputation, so I don't like to mention it. "
Wu Zongxian's mother is from Kaohsiung, and her hometown is a ship hardware store. Her family is quite good. Born in Tainan, Wu's father has done a lot of business, including the glass industry, and also contracted karaoke bars and dance halls in Tainan. Wu Zongxian said that when he was a child, his family environment was very good, which can be seen from the salon photos he took with guitar in the photo studio. Until Wu Zongxian entered junior high school, his father's business failed and his family was in trouble.
"But since I can remember, my family hasn't changed much, because my parents have always made us live well, so I haven't lived a poor life without three meals." Wu Zongxian said. "My father is the most respected person in my life. He is the kind of person who' has a nosebleed with a trophy' and would rather be wronged by others than by me. "
Wu Zongxian is the oldest. There is a brother and a sister in the world, each one year apart. Wu's brother and sister are super cute cards. Wu's brother is a good scholar since childhood, and now he teaches. Wu Zongxian was often compared with his brother since he was a child. "My brothers and sisters are all married on blind dates! Did you have fun? " Wu Zongxian is the biggest headache for mom and dad in the family.
"I have been an active child since I was a child!" Xiao Zongxian often takes apart the alarm clock and radio at home to play. Of course, if he can't get back together, he will inevitably be beaten. When he grew up, Wu Zongxian was not much better. High school went to five schools alone, including Tainan No.2 Middle School, and it was quite difficult to take the exam. None of them graduated! Finally, I took the college entrance examination with the same academic ability.
"On one occasion, I exchanged glances with the head instructor's son. He didn't like me and gave me three punches-as a result, my mother came to pick me up and cried and said to me,' If I had known, I would have let you go to Kaohsiung Institute of Technology. Five years later, I could have finished my fifth year! ""Therefore, Wu Zongxian officially holds a diploma, and only junior high school graduates.
When Wu Zongxian was in college, he still kept his vivid nature. He has been studying in ZTE Law School, Cultural Drama School and National Art College, but he still hasn't graduated. Some of them studied for less than a semester, and the longest national art college studied for two years. "I'm busy! At that time, I was already a student who drove a red German sports car to school and sneaked into the classroom before the teacher entered the classroom! " Wu Zongxian said with a smile that his classmates don't know him, so it's not surprising that he can't stay at school.
Don't regret not studying hard now or later? Wu Zongxian eyebrows a pick: "what? Am I not right now? If I had stayed at school, would I have achieved such results today? "
Sixteen years old, the average person is probably still in junior high school, and Wu Zongxian has left home to be independent!
Wu Zongxian often mentioned the year when he first came to Taipei to his assistants around him. Because he insisted on not taking a dime from home, he lived in a simple room built on the top floor, with only a table and a bed. Wu Zongxian stressed: "I bought every bowl and a pair of chopsticks with my own money! I really started from scratch. "
The Spring Festival is coming, and the folk western restaurant is closed. This is the time when Wu Zongxian is poor. He still remembers that when he called home on New Year's Eve, his mother just said to him, "Go home, son!" 1 of "beep", the money disappeared, and Wu Zongxian's sad tears also flowed down.
"I never thought I would be so popular!" Speaking of the past, Wu Zongxian changed his fart state in the past and said simply: "I know that with my efforts, I can at least be the second child in the entertainment circle, because I believe that hard work will have a certain status." Many people are surprised at his popularity. Even vincent fang, a company employee who arranged materials and took notes for him, said that once he couldn't find a photo of Wu Zongxian winning the Golden Melody Award and complained to Zong Xian's agent Angela for ten years. Angela also said helplessly, "Who knew he would be so popular in the future!" "
Wu Zongxian vowed: "I will never be poor again in my life!" As a teenager, Wu Zongxian worked in a gas station. Once, a lady drove a Mercedes-Benz 350 to refuel. When Wu Zongxian was a child, he was so excited that he didn't even button the gas gun when he saw such a beautiful car. As a result, the oil leaked all over the floor and the car was dirty!
"That lady has been clamoring for me to lose money! It's not good to scold me! " As a result, Wu Zongxian knelt on the ground with his towel to help her clean the tires, and was fined by the stationmaster for two hours. At that time, he swore: "I will definitely drive a better car than you!" " Speaking of this, he smiled and said to reporters, "Do you think I really love buying cars that much? I'm not a hedonist. But this society is utilitarian! "
In the era of singing in folk western restaurant, he was once introduced to a ballroom. "At that time, I sang in the folk western restaurant for one hour 150 yuan, and I only wanted 900 yuan for six hours a day. The man introduced me to two thousand yuan a day, one in the morning and one in the afternoon. " Under the inducement, Zongxian went.
"The first time I saw a girl naked in public, I was shocked!" Wu Zongxian said, "My job is easy. When the police come, it's my turn to sing. " As a result, he said that he wanted to sing "White Clouds Grow in the Sky". The band is a big boss in Shandong, but he said that he can't play, so he insisted on singing "Hotline You and Me". Wu Zongxian sang "Hotline You and Me" for a year. On one occasion, four policemen were sitting under the stage, "I just sang a whole song" Hotline for You and Me "from beginning to end!
After leaving the army, Wu Zongxian sang in a folk song western restaurant and became his younger brother in prison. With his unique vision and clever mind, he bought 400 shares of Ba Li stock in 20 yuan and sold them in 40 yuan, making a lot of money!
Wu Zongxian's first guitar was given to him by his father in his freshman year. Although his father later disapproved of his career, the guitar had a great influence on his singing career.
"I still remember that it was a sailing guitar, and I still have it." Wu Zongxian is the president of the school guitar club. Although he has become very popular as a host, his favorite is always singing. In an exclusive interview with tvbs True Love Index, he said: "I have hosted campus singing for more than ten years and performed more than 1500 performances. Nobody knew me at that time. I always use the same trick: gain sympathy for singing opportunities. "
Wu Zongxian's trick was to tell his classmates at the end of the host that he also made a record and wanted to stand on the stage and sing like a singer, asking his classmates if they would give him a chance. Most students will respond enthusiastically and shout, "Wu Zongxian! "Anke!" "So he can sing, and it works every time." I like acting, and I like to make everyone happy! "Wu Zongxian said that what has supported him for more than ten years is not making money, but because he likes to stand on the stage.
How strong is Wu Zongxian's star dream? He once told a short story. When singing in the folk western restaurant, Wu Zongxian produced several compilations, singing songs such as "Home Door" which was popular that year. "Later, when I was a soldier, I went to Mashan Station and shouted to the mainland. Suddenly I heard the speaker say,' There is a wind blowing in my hometown', and my tears of excitement almost fell out! I sang it! It's my song! "
"My first record in Green," Is it such a night that you will miss me like this? "I want to thank Huang Shujun!" Wu Zongxian said with a smile: "The producer of Green said that I sing well, but I am ugly!" Signed a contract with me, but the film was not shown. At that time, he was vulgar and couldn't dress up at all. The company asked him to collect the toll and cancel the contract. He thought, "If you want to see the manager, you should always dress neatly." So he took out his shoes from the car and put on his shirt. However, the lower body is actually equipped with a pair of sweatpants!
"So later, Goering decided to give me a record, probably because they just signed Huang Shujun, so they didn't think I was ugly!" Wu Zongxian smiled to tears. However, this record became popular because of the song, but it didn't win people's love. Therefore, Wu Zongxian later published Sincerity for Desperate Love from the little chef of Hippo, and paid a total of12 million yuan with a friend, resulting in heavy losses.
"I really gave up the record!" Wu Zongxian said. But, God, he played a big joke. This record won him 1983 Golden Melody Award and Best Dialect Male Singer Award. On the day of the Golden Melody Awards, Wu Zongxian was asked to put on a funny clown costume and perform a talk show. After the performance, he went back backstage to chat with the dance company. "At that time, the big names were all with big names, just like I was with the dance company at that time." When he heard the name of his award read by the front desk, everyone froze!
"At first I thought it was also a performance." Wu Zongxian wanted to change, but it was too late. He was pushed onto the stage by friends from the dance company. In this way, he also wore a ridiculous clown costume and received this meaningful award for him. "I put the prize in my hand and left a deep impression on people." When he got off the stage, he still called his mother as if in a dream, and the two of them were speechless on the phone.
Winning a prize is like "cancer". After a quiet night, Wu Zongxian was puzzled: "Am I a joke? Am I really a joke? " He doesn't know if he should go on. "Maybe I am!" However, this road, he decided to go on without hesitation.
When it comes to love, Wu Zongxian admits: "I admit that I am a failure emotionally."
Wu Zongxian's love will always be "affordable", because she is soft-hearted, afraid of watching girls cry, unwilling to offend people, and disgusted with turning against others. You will never be able to cut the gordian knot. Therefore, every love of his lasted for a long time. The first love alone lasted eleven years. Moreover, every relationship is involved in overlapping, so outsiders always look at the flowers in the fog and don't know what he is doing.
The seed of love, love long-distance running 1 1 year.
However, in order, Wu Zongxian once admitted about five kinds of relationships.
In high school, he lived in Lindong Road, Tainan, and secretly loved the landlord's daughter for several years. He smiled and said, "The landlord's daughter is a teacher. How lovely her meat is. Folk singer Huang Dacheng was chasing her at that time, of course, it was a delicious kind of chasing, playing guitar or something! " The landlord likes Wu Zongxian very much because he is very responsible. Even if he moved out, he kept the house clean, even the holes in the wall were as white as new. However, this unrequited love, of course, has no result.
Wu Zongxian's first love in eleven years happened when she was singing folk songs in a western restaurant. "At that time about fifteen or sixteen years old! She is my partner, introduced by others, wearing glasses and looking very pure. " Eleven years of love, until Wu Zongxian became a soldier (Wu Zongxian became a soldier late), and the girl returned all his letters, which ended the relationship.
There is also a girl, also met in the folk western restaurant. Every time a girl comes, she sings "Little Jasmine". She told Wu Zongxian that she was terminally ill and wanted to associate with him. Wu Zongxian smiled and said, "Later, she suddenly disappeared. I once met her in the East District and saw her walking with a boy in good health. " Wu Zongxian greeted her and wished her all the best, without resentment.
Rich family, rich daughter, love each other.
In addition, there is a rich girl who moved Wu Zongxian to today. The girl's family is very good, and their relationship almost involves marriage. However, the woman asked to live in her home on Quan Min East Road after marriage, but Wu Zongxian didn't want to. Therefore, the woman insisted that the girl go abroad to study, which broke the relationship. The girl called back from abroad for the last time and asked Wu Zongxian, "Are we still together?" Wu Zongxian begged her, "Give me a minute!"
After waiting for several years, the girl married someone else. Later, when Wu Zongxian opened a restaurant for business, he was short of cash and needed $500,000 urgently. "I called her aunt to get in touch with her, but I didn't speak, just asked her how she was doing." The girl was surprised and asked about Wu Zongxian. Without saying anything, she remitted him $500,000. "Because she knows that I will never speak unless I have to!" Wu Zongxian said that he borrowed money from his girlfriend only once in his life and paid it off four months later. But he insisted on not revealing the woman's name: "I want to protect her."
Candy, Xuanxuan Rashomon love.
The last love affair that Wu Zongxian admitted, which is also well known, was a love triangle with Candy and Chen Xiaoxuan. Wu Zongxian complained several times that he was accused of being a playboy.
He couldn't help telling this story to reporters: "I always liked Chen Xiaoxuan, but she had a boyfriend at that time." At that time, Wu Zongxian expressed his love for Chen Xiaoxuan several times in public. But he was ruthlessly rejected by Chen Xiaoxuan, and even angrily rejected a notice from Wu Zongxian: "Don't use me for publicity!" Then, Wu Zongxian met candy at the video scene of Super Newcomer King. Candy is a very young, simple and well-off girl. She likes Zong Xian very much, and they have been dating for five years.
Unexpectedly, since last year, Fei has become popular, but his feelings with candy have gradually drifted away. Just in May and June last year, the two agreed to break up. After the breakup, the relationship between Wu Zongxian and Chen Xiaoxuan, who were very popular, made a breakthrough immediately. "Unexpectedly, after 19 days, candy turned around and said that she didn't want to break up with me." Wu Zongxian is in a dilemma. Earlier this year, videos of Wu Zongxian and Candy were broadcast. In a rage, Chen Xiaoxuan broke up with Wu Zongxian on 1 2.
The feelings that the parties have always denied have finally come to light after breaking up. The newspaper serialized their development every day, and later joined Jan Ren Xiong, which was as wonderful as a series.
Underground romance is confusing.
In addition to the vigorous love with Chen Xiaoxuan on the table, there are many "legends" around Wu Zongxian. Legend has it that he once had childhood friends and gave birth to two (or four) for him? ) children; And Angela, the agent and close lover.
Wu Zongxian's attitude towards "having children" is usually neither admitting nor denying. In an interview with tvbs's True Love Index, he once said: "This has become a dispute between me and the media. If you want me to say it, I won't say it! " However, various legends are still rampant.
Among them? Do you want to play with a big stick? Inverted? Are you familiar with it? A cone? Dark and fresh? What happened? Are you familiar with it? Master Jia Huan, fortunately suffering from cave seal, took bass to prey on scarlet? At a loss Gray? What does an empty box mean? Huh? What's the best way to do it? Rui? Is it suitable? Hey? What did Su Xian do to you?
As for Angela, because she accompanied him to run the trailer in the early days, many old propagandists in the circle were familiar with both of them, so it was widely rumored that she was pregnant and aborted by Zong Xian and was trapped by love. Even the rumors of two people quarreling and fighting are no longer news. However, everyone's saying is "that's the past relationship." In this regard, Wu Zongxian completely denied: "She and I have been working partners for more than ten years, and we have no relationship anymore. Because I have worked together for a long time, I don't want to see her without a job, but if people love me, do I have to love her? "
No matter what the truth is, most people who are familiar with Wu Zongxian think that he is really kind to girls. "On one occasion, Xiao Xuan was in Kaohsiung and called to say that she couldn't buy a plane ticket or a return ticket. Without saying anything, Zong Xian immediately booked a taxi and went south to Kaohsiung to pick her up. " Wu Zongxian's assistant revealed: "Another time, Xiao Xuan went out to shoot on location. He called Xiao Xuan and asked her,' Do you miss me?' A person is already outside her door! "He is such a man who makes women moved, heartbroken and uncontrollable.
Wu Zongxian famously said, "Men don't need to know women, but they need to know how to love them." This, I am afraid, is the secret that he makes women love and hate!
"About my money, it's amazing!" Wu Zongxian is a person who likes to talk about numbers. He was born with a superb "MQ", good at making money and managing money.
After leaving the army, Wu Zongxian became his younger brother in prison. In the first month, I went to the office in rags, and the basic salary was only 12 thousand However, by the end of the first year, he received a total of 86 months of year-end bonus. "Although I am just a younger brother, my understanding and professional vision of the stock market will never lose to analysts." So when the stock market soared to 12000, many people were trapped, but Wu Zongxian made a fortune and got away with it.
"I do business and open a restaurant. Often do seven or eight kinds of business at the same time, five or six records. Why should I do so many things at the same time? On the one hand, it is the pursuit of a sense of accomplishment, on the other hand, it is a lack of security. " Wu Zongxian explained that if you do many things at the same time, if some fail, you will always succeed, so that you won't lose everything. "When I was poor, I pawned a beautiful car and pawned it for thousands. I still owe money to the recording studio, and the result is ugly. " Therefore, for him, money is a sense of security and a hard-won achievement.
For this kind of "money achievement", Wu Zongxian really wants to show off, and he likes to be admired and admired by others, but occasionally exaggerating it will attract people to say that he loves the present and is "arrogant". As a result, he often becomes mysterious, but he can't help revealing the facts and forming interesting contradictions. There was a magazine to help him calculate that with the rate of earning 200 million a year and his investment and wealth management, his current worth is about 2 billion.
Among them, real estate alone is quite amazing. The reporter told him that Wu Zongxian lived upstairs and downstairs in Ruian Street with his parents. Later, I moved to Xinyi Planning Area, and my parents moved to Nanjing East Road, plus the fifth and eighth floors of Alpha Company in Keelung Road, plus houses in minzu road and Dunhua South Road; Recently, I bought Chen Xiaoxuan's house behind Xiao Zhong East Road, which leads the department store, and the biggest office of star Peking University's Anhe Road, with at least ten rooms, with a total price of several hundred million.
Wu Zongxian's gambling is also famous in the circle. It is said that he has had two failures. On one occasion, he lost 70 million yuan in the casino (some people say he is arrogant, but it is actually about 50 million yuan), and on another occasion, he lost about 30 million yuan in Yang Fan's house during the New Year. Wu Zongxian once chatted with reporters about a gambling experience in vip. He bet 300 thousand. The reporter said, "Oh, my God! One of you is the salary of an ordinary little reporter for one year! " As a result, Wu Zongxian smiled and said, "Really? Is the salary of small reporters so high? I said $300,000! " It can be seen that his boldness in "shooting" is indeed a man with strong gambling!
In the eyes of people around Wu Zongxian, he is an energetic artist; Soft-hearted rotten good man; astute businessman
With Wu Zongxian's current popularity, he can't stop. He works like Superman 24 hours a day. Usually, he will have a meeting in the morning, listen to the introduction of the staff, participate in activities and make an announcement on the radio; In the afternoon, I started recording. In the evening, after work, I would go to the recording studio to record and have meetings with my colleagues, often until midnight or dawn.
Busy to this extent, he can still find time to play small white ball, talk about small love, open a restaurant and record records. The biggest difference from other artists' attitude of scolding, tiredness and desperately asking for money is that Wu Zongxian enjoys it completely, doesn't complain, smiles and doesn't care at all.
Even his sleep is sporadic. Five minutes, ten minutes, half an hour, he went to sleep as soon as he got on the bus, and then woke up and went on stage. Sometimes, he has no idea where he is. Fortunately, there are many assistants around him to help him remember what to do. The most exaggerated thing is that even if he is so tired, he is still unwilling to be lonely. Tao Jingying described him like this: "On one occasion, Zong Xian was so tired that his eyes were bloodshot and his black eyes were like pandas. Everyone told him to go back to sleep, but as soon as he heard that we were going to play, he stood on the window and asked where we were going. He's going too! "
Occasionally, on a free afternoon, Wu Zongxian began to be anxious: "Let's have a meeting!" Or look at your cell phone and ask, "Why didn't anyone call me today?" From this point of view, he is a natural workaholic rather than extremely insecure, so he regards one day as two days.
In the eyes of bosses, producers and their artists, Wu Zongxian is undoubtedly smart; However, in the eyes of his employees, he is a "bad guy". Wu Zongxian thinks that being a bad guy is his philosophy of success. His employees all know: "Brother Xian never fires people!" Although I have repeatedly told the accountant, "I can't borrow money from this man!" " However, as long as people speak in front of him, he can never refuse.
As we all know, Wu Zongxian likes singing best in life. His mantra is: "acting skills are valuable and the host price is higher;" If you die for singing, you can throw them both. "If one day, he is no longer popular, what is Wu Zongxian's choice? He is very prepared for this: "I will step down as soon as I come to power. When I can't perform any more, or no one wants to see me perform, I can be a drummer backstage! Although you can't see it, believe me, I still exist.
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