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Who knows the general content of episodes 5-7 of the soldier's surprise TV series?
Introduction to the Diversity of Soldiers' Assault "Episode VI" Li Tie used playing cards to tell fortune, and wondered whether Xu Sanduo, a country boy, could concentrate on paving the way after seeing the vigor of mechanized assault troops-everyone had taken it seriously, but it was not good to look at the world so big and be too serious. Introduction to the Diversity of Soldiers' Assault 6- 10 Xu Sanduo came back earlier than Ma Laozhun's holiday, and then went to the roadside to plant his flowers-Li Tie's playing cards fell all over the floor. The old horse finally stopped Xu Sanduo, and everyone expected him to end the fate of that road. Xu Sanduo remembered one thing-he bought a bridge book for an old horse in the town. The old horse was stupefied and had to ask you what you think of the group. Xu Sanduo nodded vigorously. The monitor said that he was competing with us. Xu Sanduo scratched his head and said, why do you want to compare? I thought they were all PLA men. The mental torture brought by Xu Sanduo continued, and the old horse began to increase the intensity of practice beyond regular exercise as never before, hoping to consume the energy of the young man who built the road physically. But Xu Sanduo's movements are not standardized, but his physical fitness is surprisingly good. Every time he comes back from running five kilometers cross-country, he happily reports to the old horse: report to the squad leader, I will go to our whole road! The old horse had to wave, walk, walk. This road extends from the dormitory to the oil pipeline, and Li Tie no longer has any hope for Ma Lao's official speech. Encouraged several decisive anti-road-building factions to destroy roads at night. Going out with a shovel in the moonlight, the road is quiet. Li Tie leng along while, suddenly feel shovel in his hand is a very excessive weapon. Li Tie said go home, go home and tell the fool what is true. -the old horse watched a few worthless boys go back in the shadows and heaved a long sigh of relief-if those muddy boys really want to ruin this road, he doesn't know whether to obey the majority or the truth. The old horse accompanied Xu Sanduo on the night shift, while Xu Sanduo was still in a daze, and all his attention was focused on what he was doing. Xu Sanduo has learned his lesson now. Every letter he writes to his family should be reported to Lao Ma to prevent leaks. The old horse found that the boy was very energetic, and the five lessons written in the letter were not like the bear he saw. The old horse wanted to teach Xu Sanduo something about being a man, so he ate it all. He secretly measured the repaired pace-427 meters, which was the result of the silly boy's hard work in the wasteland for half a year. At 5: 30 in the morning, the old horse blew an emergency assembly whistle on the wasteland, and the soldiers stumbled with the old horse to climb a mountain on the grassland. The old horse was informed yesterday that at 7 o'clock today, the division's air defense battalion practiced the missile targeting machine, telling Class Five not to regard the explosion as the enemy's situation. The old horse decided to show his demoralized class: some troops are really awesome-then why should we do this? The old horse is very excited: missile target shooting machine, that's a great thing! It's advanced technology ... far away, a puff of white smoke rises. The old horse said, look, it's done! The whole class gaped at the shadow flying behind the monitor. Xu Sanduo: Report to the monitor that it is still flying! The old horse said that the second fight was successful, but it was still bullish. Xu Sanduo reported again: I haven't hit it yet! The old horse is angry. The third missile shot down the drone, and the old horse was in a bad mood. Ask me if you understand what I want to say. Everyone shouted: I see. It's strange for the old horse to make it clear. The whole class has it. Turn around and go back to camp. Li Tie said to the old horse, monitor, let's go cross-country again next week. The old horse said grumpily, casting pearls before swine. Li Tie said no, it was very exciting. Old horse said you shouldn't hurt me. Li Tie swears it's true. I feel confident when I run. In fact, no one said we were good soldiers, but we said we were good soldiers ourselves. The old horse stopped. It seems that what he wanted to say today but didn't say it was really understood by everyone. Li Tie said that he actually knew everything and didn't say anything, but he didn't dare to say that he was 250. The table of class five has not been taken out today, and the soldiers suddenly began to clean up the long-lost house. After cleaning up, Li Tie looked at the beginning of his masterpiece that he had written hundreds of times and tore it up. Nicknamed soldier said that writers don't write, Li Tie said to write, but still write two thousand words first. Cold nickname will say, I have to call you Li Tie in the future. The old horse and the regiment had a phone call and happily got together to tell everyone that today is not a missile test, but a test of the new UAV's maneuverability. Look at him, he is as heroic as an ox, brewing a rare smile of Class Five. The old horse stamped his foot in a hurry and said it was true. If you leave, call me an old dog from now on. The whole class finally burst into laughter-so did the old horse. This time, he intends to take the initiative to ask for retirement. He is really not a bullish soldier, and it is not good to hide behind a military uniform all his life. The road of class five is being repaired by the whole class, and the whole class simply erected a flagpole. Helicopters routinely patrol, usually flying far away, but this day they fly very close-this is a big event for Class Five. The soldiers waved happily, and the helicopter shook its fuselage, greeted politely and disdainfully, and flew away. Under the helicopter rotor, the five diameters of Class Five impressively form a striking five-pointed star shape. "Episode 7" Battalion Company called Class 5 one by one, asking what you were doing. How could you bother the division to call and ask? The old horse began to be afraid. What discipline may have been violated on this road, such as exposing the target? Finally, the instructor came to inspect, and everyone scrambled to blame the mistake. I was so angry that the instructor said that grabbing anything was not a great thing, but at most it was a group prize! ..... Award? ! -people who have had the taste of redemption began to owe the leadership of the old horse. That's what the tutor wants to hear. The instructor patted the old horse privately and said earnestly: That's right. Thyme wants to make contributions to you, but you have to give a reason. You worked as a purser in your company ... and you were sent off as an instructor. The old horse is very sour. He knows very well that he belongs to the object of education in this matter. In order to set a good example, it is common for a person to take collective honor, but the old horse feels bad, but the promise of working in the army makes it difficult for him to give up. Except Xu Sanduo, the old horse's heart was soon noticed by everyone. Everyone likes the monitor, and everyone knows that the monitor's psychological obstacle is in Xu Sanduo, so Xu Sanduo is actually isolated. It would be nice if no one answered all the time, but Xu Sanduo enjoyed something called fighting friendship in the process of road construction and began to feel a little uncomfortable. Xu Sanduo began to feel homesick, and the old horse accompanied him guiltily-Class Five was in a deadlock with something to say. In the meantime, Ma Lao worked hard to live up to his honor and had a guilty conscience. Finally, the instructor came with humiliation, and the limited honor was reserved for those soldiers who were training in the first line. Li Tie and others curse in chorus, but the old horse has an indescribable ease. On this trip, the tutor brought Zhang, the president of the group newspaper, who wanted to shoot some poetic themes. They were ready, and Li Tie gave Xu Sanduo the place where he should stand. He jumped over to take pictures, and when the old horse found out, the film was already finished. The old horse can't tell you how sad it is. He told the coach that the road was actually built by Xu Sanduo. The instructor didn't feel Zhang, but he recognized the theme and had to be satisfied. Xu Sanduo's post happens to be in a five-star port, surrounded by endless grasslands. Zhang got a tingle and drew a sketch with a carbon brush. In any case, Li Tie must replace Xu Sanduo, and Xu Sanduo found himself in Class Five, which was his greatest satisfaction. Director Zhang's sketch was published in the military newspaper, and The Soldier Standing on the Five-pointed Star was regarded as a masterpiece combining symbolism and realism. The mechanized regiment requires the chief officer of the regiment to conduct boarding and shooting assessment every year. The head of the delegation congratulated Zhang on winning the third prize of the whole army, but he didn't quite understand how he stood on the five-pointed star. Director Zhang vowed that this was the territory of our regiment, but the head of the regiment was a little puzzled. When he was a platoon leader, he was stationed on the construction site of Class Five. He moved the whole platoon to build roads but failed because of various financial problems. Director Zhang blew a phone call with the colonel, telling him that this road cost five yuan (to buy flowers), and he could render it better than an old horse, so that the colonel finally said that such a soldier was a waste in the wasteland, so he should use this chariot to take the lead. The colonel's words were carried out as orders. Xu Sanduo's action was quickly spread to thy, and the instructor who came to meet people really didn't understand where this silly soldier could get the appreciation of the regiment. Xu Sanduo is stupid. He has been to a league once and thinks that the main force is an elusive myth. By contrast, Class Five in rags is more like a home. Xu Sanduo lost his mind again, and the instructor found that the person he was taking away was gone, and he couldn't find it anywhere. Xu Sanduo, who was frozen into a popsicle on the grassland at dawn, touched it back. He thought he had passed the instructor and passed this level. The whole class is angry and funny, and they tickle if they don't hit people well. Xu Sanduo said with a smile, I'm not going, I'm not going, I'm not going, I'm laughing till I cry. The old horse said, why don't you go? Do you know what an order is? Xu Sanduo knows, but he left home, and he doesn't want to leave this home again. Li Tie said you were leaving. There's a chance. Do you know how hard it is? Class five has little chance. Xu Sanduo was stunned. He doesn't know what the word "opportunity" means, but it sounds scary. After breakfast, Xu Sanduo accompanied by Ma Lao and Li Tie came to the regimental headquarters. The old horse called the instructor in advance and told him that it was nothing. The child really takes Class Five as his home. The old horse smiled and said that he was crying. The instructor who flew into a rage over there is also a bit silly, saying that it seems to be in Honglian last night. Old horse and Li Tie escorted, kicking, scolding and dragging, and Xu Sanduo returned to the company in three steps. Last night's farce slightly changed the instructor's attitude towards this stupid soldier. Now he is willing to accept this stupid soldier, which he never wants. The instructor brought the confused Xu Sanduo to the colonel. For Xu Sanduo, a hillbilly who saw the silence of the company commander, the colonel is God. Colonel asked about the road construction, asked Xu Sanduo's family after the road construction, and asked Xu Sanduo if he would like to attend a formal class. Xu Sanduo asked him if he didn't want to come when he knew that there was no gun in the regular class. The colonel asked you if you could shoot correctly? Xu Sanduo thinks that if a soldier doesn't have a gun, he will lose money. He told the colonel seriously that he wanted to learn to fight-he was still thinking about his father being beaten at the station. The colonel smiled when asked, which is definitely wrong, but he likes soldiers with fighting spirit. The reconnaissance company is the best soldier in the regiment. The colonel said that you went to Gangqi Company. I think you can go to Gangqi Company if you can build roads, but I hope you can learn something else besides fighting. The instructor is stupid. Gangqilian is the pride of the whole group and the company with the most rigorous practice and the highest elimination rate. Gunch's company commander, Gao Cheng, looked at Xu Sanduo as if he had won an Australian native cyclotron dart. After a long time, Hu Hansan was killed again. Gao Lianchang of the military family wanted to beat Xu Sanduo back for the honor of the company. The monitor Shi Jin finally made a request: he wanted this soldier. There is no reason, he just wants this soldier, and he promises to take this soldier well. High city finally hesitated. He worked as a platoon leader to a company commander in the Seventh Company of Iron and Steel, so he could not give face to the head, but he really had to give face to Shi Jin.
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