The shortest English joke in history

be

this

fly

do

exist

my

Soup?

Attendant:

male

be

Swimming,

sir

Customer: What is this fly doing in my soup?

Attendant: He is swimming, sir.

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I

see

a

see

see

a

see

.

I saw a saw sawing.

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Teacher: Why?

be

you

evening

for

school

each

Good morning.

Tom: Every one.

time

I

come

arrive

this

Corner, a

symbol

Said, "Go to school.

Slow. "

Teacher: Why are you late every morning?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner of the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go Slow".

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Actually,

it

only

accept

one

drink

arrive

get

I

It's loaded

trouble

Yes,

I

cannot

commemorate

if

it is

this

thirteenth

or

Fourteen

In fact, just one glass of wine made me drunk. Unfortunately, I can't remember whether it is the thirteenth or fourteenth cup.

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be like

you

get

elder

three

thing

Happen.

this

first

be

your

memory

Went,

and

I

cannot

commemorate

this

other

two ...

As you get older, three things will happen. The first is that you will lose your memory. I don't remember the other two. ...