Q: A few short stories and jokes!

1. After returning home, Lao Liu said to his wife, "Today, I rushed into the boss's office like a lion and knocked on the table with my fist, demanding a raise."

"What happened? What did he say? "

Lao Liu said, "The boss is not in the office."

Shortly after graduation, the teacher asked everyone to write a letter of recommendation. The students all started to write, but one of them was actually reading the newspaper. The teacher asked, "Why are you reading the newspaper?"

A classmate next to him replied, "He thought he was already at work."

3. Two people are playing a game. A raised his right index finger and said, "What kind of marine animal does this look like to you?" .

B thought for a long time and said he didn't know. A tells b it's the hippocampus.

A also pointed to the five fingers of his right hand and moved at the same time. He smiled and said to B, "What kind of marine animal is this?"

B thought for a long time and still couldn't figure it out; A smiled and said it was five seahorses.

During the math exam, everyone carefully reminded each other not to forget to bring their calculators. Only the big head confidently took out his new mobile phone and showed it off to everyone: "I just need to bring my mobile phone!" " Because my mobile phone has calculation function. "

The exam began, and everyone answered according to their calculators, but it was too late to see Big Head take out his mobile phone. After the exam, the students asked the big head with concern, only to see the big head say with a gloomy face: "My mobile phone can't open the root number!" " "

In court, a signalman was accused of dereliction of duty and insisted that he waved the signal light back and forth for one minute to warn the train driver. He also stood up and showed the judge what he had done. The judge believed him and dropped the charges against him.

After the trial, his lawyer said to him, "You did well in court."

The signalman said with a lingering fear: "To tell the truth, I am very worried about the question from the prosecution lawyer."

"Oh, why? His lawyer asked.

"I'm afraid he'll ask me if the signal light is on!"