A modified joke

1, one of my classmates is very tall. Standing on the bench, I should be able to touch the root number two.

2. The teacher should not laugh at him, no matter what your teacher is like. If not, make a wish and let God grant your wish. First let him make the world peaceful, and then let him make your teacher look better. God looked at the globe and asked for a picture of your teacher. After thinking for a long time, he said to you-give me the globe.