Find a cross talk joke, which seems to be Chen Hanbai's.

Wang Min: Dear audience, Happy New Year! (Audience: OK! )

Chen Hanbai: Happy New Year to you, folks. Happy New Year! (Audience: OK! )

Wang Min: Wait a minute, we are performing. Why did you shout when you came up?

Chen Hanbai: Don't you recognize me?

Wang min: and you are?

Chen Hanbai: I'm your uncle.

Wang min: I'm your second uncle!

Chen Hanbai: You took advantage of me.

Wang min: I suffered first.

Chen Hanbai: I forgot that when you went to live in my home in the countryside, my family ate relief every year, and everyone ate relief. You gave me the nickname "Old Rescue".

Wang min: ah! You are the "old age rescuer" who backed the mountain.

Chen Hanbai: How can you not recognize me?

Wang Min: No, I usually wear a wire around my waist when I come here. I don't even dare to recognize the suit I borrowed today. Look-

Chen Hanbai: It's only a year old. I'll give you something.

Wang min: hey, stop! Send something, send me back four old corn, and carry me a bag of white flour.

Chen Hanbai: I won't give you old corn this time.

Wang min: what for me?

Chen Hanbai: Here's a notebook for you.

Wang Min: It's just a notebook. Hey, no, no, come home with me first.

Chen Hanbai: What?

Wang Min: My wife has prepared the clothes and brought them back for the children to wear.

Chen Hanbai: Thank you again.

Wang min: you are welcome.

Chen Hanbai: No.

Wang min: why not?

Chen Hanbai: I'm afraid to take it back. The children won't wear it.

Wang Min: Children always rush to wear the clothes they usually bring!

Chen Hanbai: It turned out to be the original, and now it is the present.

Wang Min: Now-

Chen Hanbai: Children follow the fashion, so do adults!

Wang Min: Really?

Chen Hanbai: My eldest sister-in-law-

Wang Min: Sister-in-law?

Chen Hanbai: Watching the women in the city wear that fur coat,

(Wang Min: Hmm)

Chen Hanbai: She bought one as well.

Wang min: buy her one.

Chen Hanbai: It turned out to be a joke.

Wang Min: Are you wearing a joke?

Chen Hanbai: I put it on the first day after I bought it, and the second aunt across the door looked puzzled!

Wang min: why bother?

Chen Hanbai: Well, her eldest sister-in-law, why is your nylon silk coat so thick?

Wang Min: Wait a minute, isn't it a fur coat?

Chen Hanbai: She wore that wool inside!

Wang Min: Did Mao Chongli wear it? !

Chen Hanbai: She said it was warm.

Wang Min: Turn it over quickly.

Chen Hanbai: I turned it upside down and wore it all day, but I dare not wear it again.

Wang min: why are you afraid to wear it again?

Chen Hanbai: With her figure, (Wang Min: Ah) as soon as she wears it out, (Wang Min: Mm) the dogs in the whole village are chasing and biting!

Wang Min: Why did the dog bite her?

Chen Hanbai: treat her like a bear! (Applause and laughter) (Wang Min: Hi! )

Wang Min: I'll tell you what, (Chen Hanbai: How about that? ) Spring Festival, I'll give you a big gift.

Chen Hanbai: What gift?

Wang min: I just bought a big rear projection. (Chen Hanbai: Ah)

Wang Min: Take away the 29-inch TV at home!

Chen Hanbai: A 29-inch color TV. (Wang Min: What about it? It's so thick (it's about 5 cm thick in your hand).

Wang min: no, it's a big color TV.

Chen Hanbai: Can you hang it on the wall?

Wang min: no, you said that new product is called plasma TV.

Chen Hanbai: Yes, plasma.

Wang Min: Right?

Chen Hanbai: You can still call the first name.

Wang min: you haven't even seen it.

Chen Hanbai: I can't name two of them hanging in my house, hehe.

Wang min: ah, did you hang up at home?

Chen Hanbai: One upstairs and one downstairs.

Wang Min: Hey, Chen Laoshu, you are ahead of yourself!

Chen Hanbai: Generally speaking, the village ranks third.

Wang Min: That's the third place?

Chen Hanbai: I bought it too late. (Wang Min: Really? ) Two of them hung up last year.

Wang Min: So, you are really rich.

Chen Hanbai: The Party's policy is good. (Wang Min: Yes) Things that I dared not think about in the past have now come true. Otherwise, how dare I give you a notebook?

Wang Min: I said wait a minute. We are so close. If you have money, can you give me a notebook?

Chen Hanbai: laptop.

Wang Min: Computer?

Chen Hanbai: I can't sell it.

Wang min: yes, yes, where is it? Hurry up!

Chen Hanbai: It's in my carriage.

Wang min: did you come with the carriage?

Chen Hanbai: I came in a carriage.

Wang min: can the carriage drive?

Chen Hanbai: BMW!

Wang Min: Did you get on the bus?

Chen Hanbai: I thought we were heading for a well-off society!

Wang Min: Oh, hey, so you are really rich!

Chen Hanbai: The Party's policies are good, (Wang Min: Yes? ) all the things that I dared not think in the past have come true.