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Classic lines of the new "Three Kingdoms"!
Cao Cao: Most of the beautiful things in the world exist in name only, but the real beauty is always unpretentious.
Chen Gong: Meng De, we have done evil.
Cao Cao: It's not us they want to kill, it's pigs!
Cao Cao: Kill if you want. Why hesitate? You make yourself miserable.
Wang Yun: If you want to get rid of animals, you must devote yourself to them first.
Liu Dai: I have General Pan Feng who can chop Hua Xiong!
Tao Qian: Liu, a master of our department, can kill Lu Bu with three knives.
The Story Of Diu Sim: You're hurting me.
Sun Quan: What happened to being nine? Aren't you surprised to see my nine-year-old baby? Aren't you moved to scold?
Cao Cao: Red rabbit with Guan Yu, BMW with hero, perfect match!
Shu Yuan: Cross it out!
Pan Feng: My tomahawk is thirsty.
Cao Cao: When the eyelids blink, the old hen becomes a duck.
Chen Gong: I didn't expect you to be so cheeky, Cao Mengde.
Cao Cao: It's not that I'm thick-skinned, but that I don't care about the vulgar ethics in this world. The world says I am an adulterer, but there is nothing I can do. You hypocrites are all defeated by me. If the price of being a gentleman is being humiliated, trampled, destroyed or even killed, I would rather be an adulterer who can achieve revenge. Throughout the ages, loyalty and treachery can't be seen on the surface. Maybe you were wrong about me before, Cao Cao, and now you are wrong about me, but I'm still me, and I'm never afraid of being misunderstood.
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