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I'm going to have surgery in a few hours... What text message should I send to my girlfriend so that she knows and doesn't worry her... something warm...

Tell her a hospital joke, and then guide her, knowing that you are in the hospital, it is always inevitable to worry, but make the atmosphere better and use your sweet words.

Here are some jokes for you

"Can you tell me? Why did you run out of the operating room?" the director asked a very nervous patient.

"The nurse said: 'Be brave, appendix surgery is very simple!'"

"Isn't this right?" "Oh! But this sentence is right for the right person." The doctor who was going to operate on me said it!"

A nurse with plump breasts and a beautiful face said to the doctor in a hurry: "Please go and see that patient quickly. I just measured him. The pulse is beating one hundred and twenty times a minute, and his eyes are staring at me motionless."

The doctor said calmly: "First put gauze on his eyes. Cover it up and then measure it."

Suspicious

An honest country gentleman came to the city to see a dentist. The doctor said he was going to give anesthesia, and the gentleman immediately took out his wallet.

Dentist: "Sir, there is no need to pay now."

Gentleman: "Oh, I just want to make sure how much money I have before I am anesthetized."