How can we make a joke that is beneficial to classroom order management? Please give more examples.

The fish said, "I kept my eyes open to leave you." The water said, "I have been flowing tirelessly all day, surrounding you and holding you tightly." The pot said, "It's almost cooked, so much nonsense."

A psychopath is writing a letter. The nurse asked, who are you writing to? Patient: myself. The nurse asked again, what should I write? The patient replied: You are mentally ill. I haven't received it. How do you know what to write?

Buying a computer without broadband is like becoming a monk without eating.

Seven years after graduation, I finally accepted a big project to build a 30-meter chimney. The construction period is two months, and the cost is 300,000, but it still needs funding. It was finally finished at the end of last year. Today, people went to check and accept, and they were scolded to death, and they still had no money. Shit! The drawings are upside down, and people are going to dig wells!

What I want is very simple, a glass of water, a bowl of rice and a sentence I love you. If you can be extravagant, I hope you pour water, you serve rice, and you say "I love you" to me ~