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On this day, monk Huili specially invited four famous artists, including Wang, Xie, Yu and Huan, and some dignitaries, and invited the painter Gu Kaizhi to accompany him. There were twenty or thirty people at the dinner party.
Monk Huili is a snob. He only sees powerful bureaucrats, obeys them, turns a blind eye to poor painters like Gu Kaizhi who have no money and no power, and just pours a cup of tea. Gu Kaizhi see in the eye, sneer at 1, bowed their heads and drink tea, ignored.
After everyone sat down, Huili spoke. Today, after praising the emperor, she also praised four families. Say that finish, hold out a big book, go ahead.
At the time of health, the Yu family was a big clan with deep pockets, and the representatives of the Yu family did not shirk. They took notebooks and wrote "Donate100000 yuan". When Huili saw it, she opened such a magnificent big plate with a pen, beaming and bowing at once. He went to someone else's desk and asked them to pledge. Seeing that the surname Yu has been written, how can Wang, Xie and Huan fall behind? They all started to write "Donate100000". Then give the book to Gu Kaizhi. Gu Kaizhi didn't look at it, but simply said, "Please." Say that finish, end up the cup, still drink his tea.
I've been watching poor and stingy monk Huili in Gu Kaizhi, and it's inconvenient to get angry when I see him ignoring him. He turned and handed down the books one by one. The rest of the officials and gentry present here have no choice but to donate ten thousand, five thousand and eight hundred. Finally, Huili returned to Gu Kaizhi and handed him the book with both hands, deliberately urging him to say, "Please give alms to General Gu."
This is ostensibly a respect for Gu Kaizhi, but in fact it is intended to embarrass Gu Kaizhi and make him make a fool of himself in public. Gu Kaizhi saw that the alms book was delivered again, nodded and smiled, put away the teacup, took the book in hand, drew a few times, closed the book after painting, and gave it back to Huili. The poor man must have donated too little, monk Huili thought. I'm sorry, so he closed the book. He really wanted to play a trick on Gu Kaizhi, but his eyes turned and he came up with another bad idea. He pretended to open the handout and claimed to read out everyone's donations. When reading Gu Kaizhi, Huili's face changed and she suddenly stammered, "One ..." He was shocked, and his four ears stood up to hear how much money she had donated. Huili stuttered for a long time and finally reported the number: "One million!"
"ah!" Suddenly, the language was shocked, and the four families were dumbfounded. Gu Kaizhi looked at the chaos, and Wylie and the four families were surprised. Angry and funny, they stood up and left with their sleeves swinging.
Gu Kaizhi never believed in Buddhism. Why did he donate so much money? Is he richer than the four families? It turns out that Gu Kaizhi likes painting, and painting is his lifeblood. As soon as he paints, people go crazy, so he is called "painting idiot". Today, he felt sick when he saw that those snobs were richer than each other, so he was so crazy that he simply played a joke on these people and wrote a "one million", which frightened everyone. In fact, all the furniture in Gu Kaizhi is not worth a million dollars!
It won't be long before the crock temple is built. On this day, monk Huili sent someone to Gu Kaizhi's house to beg for money. Gu Kaizhi has long forgotten this. After listening to this, he couldn't help but be dumbfounded. Then he frowned and said, "It's easy to say this money. You can pay it when the crock temple is built." He took care of people and went back to tell monk Huili to leave a toilet and paint the walls.
Early the next morning, Gu Kaizhi told the boy to prepare brushes and paints, and followed him to the crock temple. Entering the toilet hall, he avoided the monk, closed the door and began to paint on the wall. When it's time to eat, let the monk send some vegetarian dishes; When it's time to rest, rest on the ground and clothes for one night. Every day, I have been painting for more than a month.
The day before the opening of the crock temple, Gu Kaizhi called monk Huili to the temporary hall and said, "I drew you a golden millet Tathagata, which is about to make the finishing touch. From tomorrow on, when you open the door of this temple, people who come to see the painting on the first day will ask him to pay 100 thousand yuan; The people who came to see the painting the next day asked him to pay 50 thousand yuan; After the third day, give alms voluntarily. I donated/kloc-0.0 million, and the package arrived in these three days. "
Monk Huili stared at the Buddha statue and couldn't see anything surprising, but he didn't say much. He only promised verbally, but his heart was full of doubts. After painting, Gu Kaizhi closed the door and went home.
The next day, the monk in the temple opened the door of the temple and suddenly saw the golden light in the hall. The monks couldn't help but squeeze in. The golden millet on the wall is smiling, its eyes seem to talk, and its feet seem to walk out of the wall. The whole body was radiant and shining, and the whole temple in Jin Liang, Jin Liang was illuminated, so rumors such as "Tathagata appeared" and "Living Buddha appeared" immediately spread throughout the capital. On this day, people vying to see the Golden Buddha were crowded. In less than three days, the Crock Temple has received millions of donations. In fact, where is the "living Buddha"? It's just that Gu Kaizhi's painting skills are so good that he has reached the point of confusing the real with the fake. From then on, Gu Kaizhi's reputation was in full swing.
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