Machine translation joke

1February 9th is the time for us to learn more about fire. Here's what we should do in case of fire:

1. Shout loudly. Shout hard, because everyone may be sleeping at this time.

2. Call 1 19. Don't try to put out the fire yourself. Tell 1 19 where you are and what's the fire.

3. Close to the ground. The lower the smoke, the less smoke, the easier it is to breathe and the easier it is to see where you are going.

4. Try touching the door. If the child is cold, open it carefully. If the door is very hot, don't open it and find another way.

Don't try to take anything with you when you go out, the fire will become extremely violent in a few seconds.

6. Don't use the elevator, use the stairs. There may be something wrong with the elevator, and you will be trapped inside.

7. Don't go back. Even if you leave your pet or favorite toy in it, don't go back to get it. Animals have a good sense of smell. They can always escape from the building before people do.

Some people don't need a mailbox to send messages, but use bottles. Here are two stories about people using bottles to send messages. Both stories are true.

1965, a sailor from Sweden was on a ship. He wrote a letter to any young woman who received this letter to reply to him. He put the letter in the bottle and then threw the bottle into the sea. Two years later, a man found the bottle on the beach in Italy. He read the letter and showed it to his daughter. His daughter 18 years old. Interestingly, he wrote a letter to Shui by hand. They began to exchange letters. A few months later, they got married.

Here is the second story. Back to 1924, a boy from Arkansas wrote his name on the back of his photo. He put the photo in a bottle and threw it into the river. It took many years for this bottle to be discovered until a man named Bill found it on a beach in Florida. He took the photo out of the bottle and looked at it. He could hardly believe his eyes. To his surprise, the boy in the photo is his friend Tom from Arkansas. Bill hasn't seen Tom since 25 years ago. Somehow, the bottle came to the right place.