Excerpts from ambiguous words that amuse women.

Excerpts from ambiguous words that amuse women.

The abstraction of ambiguous words that amuse women, and good words are worth chewing repeatedly. The formation of a person's three views is related to his excerpted famous sayings and aphorisms. Abstraction can not only enrich your thoughts, but also broaden one's knowledge. The following excerpts are for reference only.

1 1, a girl was caught by the teacher for sleeping in class, and the teacher punished her for running laps in the playground. It happened that it was raining in Mao Mao on the playground that day, so the girl had to run in the rain. At this time, a boy came to the girl with an umbrella and gave her an umbrella, so they ran to get an umbrella together. The girl was moved beyond measure and thanked the boy incoherently. Then she blushed and whispered shyly, "I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend ..." The boy bowed his head and said shyly to the girl, "You misunderstood, this umbrella is ten yuan ..."

2. Just walking on the road, I received a strange phone call, and a woman said, "Hello! Congratulations on winning the second prize of 300,000 yuan in our company! " Before I could speak, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I lied for the first time, and I couldn't help it ..." Then, she hung up the phone ... leaving me standing in the wind in a mess ...

3. The teacher asked: You invited the girl you like to have dinner. How should I say it politely when I want to go to the toilet?

Classmate A: I'm going to pee!

Teacher: It's not polite at all.

Classmate B: I'm going to the bathroom until I come back.

Teacher: Well, that's good, but there are more polite ones.

Classmate C: Excuse me. I went to see a good friend. If possible, I'd rather have the opportunity to introduce him to you tonight. .

Just now, I went to the supermarket to buy food. When I came out, a four-or five-year-old child accidentally stepped on my foot and said I was sorry. I thought he was sensible, so I said nothing and gave him a piece of candy to eat. Then, then, this Xiong Haizi paused, looked at me and stepped on me again.

For women, choosing a man is like doing English reading comprehension. When you don't understand, choose the longest one.

6. The girl finally got up the courage to confess to the boy and shyly asked the boy, "Do you like me?"

The boy said, "No."

The girl was heartbroken and turned to leave.

Then the boy stopped the girl and said to her, "Fool, you haven't asked me if I love you."

The girl smiled through tears: "Do you love me?"

"Don't love.

7. The essence of getting along with my sister is: if she is not deeply involved in the world, take her to see the prosperity of the world; If her heart changes, take her to play the merry-go-round.

The essence of getting along with a man is: if he is the seed of love, you take off your clothes; If he reads countless people, you are by the fire.

The ambiguous jokes that make women happy are as simple as that. You just need to find some ambiguous jokes and tell them to women at the right time.

Excerpt from ambiguous words that make women happy 2 1. I'm not allowed to marry anyone else in my next life. I'll make a reservation first (Things in the next life, please in this life)

2. Why do you keep swinging in front of me so beautifully dressed, deliberately making me make mistakes? It takes a lot of effort to flatter a woman and then tease her.

I will miss you, because I have to break up with you every night. (Make it interesting and meaningful to get off work in this way)

It's very kind of you, I don't want you to go back to other people's home. (Ha, I'm hitting her husband. Watch out for the stick. )

If you stay with me, I won't sleep. If you want to sleep, let's go to sleep together. (Online anecdote, accompanying reading is also at both ends of the network. Sleeping together will be different, but why is the meaning of this sentence so ambiguous? )

6. Why do you look like white? You can't tell your age. Ha, saying this to middle-aged women must make them feel really beautiful like fairies.

7. When I saw you, I began to feel sorry, because my wife only had one establishment. I kept it for you, but I didn't know you then. It's easy to say this just to take advantage. )

8. I don't want an afterlife, otherwise I won't have the courage to make mistakes on you in my life. I am in a hurry and seem determined. I'm kidding, of course, I want to ask the effect of expression. )

9. Your skin is so white that I have no night. It's an exaggeration for you to flatter others and speak so quietly.

10, be a leader quickly. I'm waiting for you to show me my hidden rules. (Haha, there is such a hidden rule of waiting for others to come. I'm really flattered, so hurry up! )

1 1. Leave me the money and I will help you spend it like a wife. Don't say anything, hand in the passbook and never tell her the password.