Cold jokes in old people's lives

1, conductor:? Master, how much are your roses?

Grandpa:? It was originally 8 yuan, and I was sold 5 yuan. ?

Command:? For my wife. ?

Grandpa:? Well, she cooked me something delicious. ?

Xiao Wu is a music lover. One day, he took his grandmother in the country to see a symphony concert.

Just watching it for a while, grandma said to Xiao Wu, you see, this reminds me of the pot of rice when we were children.

Xiao Wu: What does this have to do with pot rice?

Grandma pointed to the stage and said, look, someone kept pulling, and someone hit it twice and let it go. They did so treacherously and got more money, not from the same pot.

Xiao Wu. . .

An old man came to the post office angrily and complained: I just went out. At that time, I found a card hanging on the door, saying that the postman had come to deliver the package and there was no one at home. I was at home, but I didn't hear anyone knocking at the door! ?

The post office staff apologized to him and took out the package for him.

He said happily, what I have been waiting for for half a month has finally arrived today. ?

The staff asked curiously: Is there anything good? ?

The old man replied:? Hearing AIDS. ?

I went to a distant relative's house in the country. During the chat, the old man asked me. Where do you live in this city?

I replied:? Near the airport. ?

The old man quickly asked:? So what? Airport? What do you have? Chicken? And then what?

I was stupefied and smiled and said:? Airplane! ?

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