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If you wake up tomorrow and find that you won 5 million in the lottery, what is the first thing you want to do?
That night, he saw the lottery results and knew that he had won the prize. The next morning, he went to the provincial capital to receive the prize. At the entrance to the village, he told us that he had won the lottery and wanted to rent his van to the provincial capital to receive the prize, saying that he would be given a car rental fee of 1 10,000 yuan after receiving the prize. The master didn't go with him because he was insane and didn't trust him.
I don't know how he went to the provincial capital later. Anyway, after he came back, everyone knew that he really won the lottery, but his brother-in-law also came to him for a dividend. At that time, he absolutely refused to share the money, saying that the money for buying lottery tickets was borrowed from his brother-in-law, and I heard that he gave some to his brother-in-law. I wonder how much it costs. He also said that he would repair the dirt road in our village, but he didn't repair it later. After he won the lottery, he stopped seeing us. After he ran to the county to buy a house, the whole family moved away. It's been three years now. I heard that he has been idle at home for several years, eating, drinking, whoring and gambling. Not only the bonus is gone, but also more than one million foreign debts are owed. When you say that a person has only a little life, he has no life to accept the blessing given to him by old gods.
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