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"Two idiots" in a car-an interesting thing-was written in 350 words.

In the usual study, work and life, everyone has written a composition, and you must be familiar with all kinds of compositions. Composition is a narrative way in which people express the relevant knowledge, experience and thoughts stored in memory in written form. Do you know how to write a good composition? The following is my carefully arranged ride "two idiots"-an interesting thing. I wrote 350 words for reference only. I hope it will help you.

The "two idiots" in a car-an interesting thing to write 350 words 1 memory seems to be a door. When you open this door, you will think of many things: some things make me laugh, and some things make me feel guilty ... but one interesting thing still echoes in my mind.

Every half a month, my father will go to the barber shop to be generous. Today, he hurried home, put down his bag and went straight to the barber shop. Seeing this scene, I had a whim. I walked three steps to stop my father: "Dad, why don't I cut your hair!" " "Dad doesn't want to. My mother, echoing from a distance, I, with my "golden tongue", let my father agree, and I am glad.

I quickly took out my scissors and comb and began to "lay hands on" my father. With the creaking sound of scissors, I watched my father's hair fall in rolls. This is, I said, "You are behind the scenes, so you are out of date. You still have to change your major!" " Dad didn't say a word. I guess he must be dumb when he eats Huang Lian-he can't say how bitter it is.

"it's over!" I shouted. Sitting in the living room, my mother came to watch the fun, ha! Everyone laughed, even I, the barber, laughed my head off. I saw my father's hair bobbing and jagged, and he was an "alien". Dad felt ashamed, looked around in the mirror, fondly touched his poor hair, and touched his handsome face with great pity. I held back my laughter and hurried around: "Well, good business, the first customer is free ..."

Riding "Two Idiots"-an interesting composition 350 words 2 Today, the sun is shining, the spring breeze is blowing gently, the air is fresh, and white clouds are floating in the blue sky, which is a good weather for flying kites. I can play with my friends again! It's so exciting. No. I wonder what you all like. My favorite is flying kites.

I quickly called my friends to fly kites in the small park. I have a beautiful butterfly kite, and Xiaoming and Xiaogang have a lovely swallow kite.

Xiao Ming said to me cheerfully, "shall we have a competition?" Look whose kite flies high! "I pouted and said," No, you are two people and I am one person, so you must win! " "Xiaogang saw that I was angry, and immediately closed the yard:" Why don't you two judge, and I'll help Xiaoming finish it first, and then I'll help you finish it, okay? " I am happy to answer: "Good!"

Xiao Gang stood high with a swallow kite. Xiao Ming ran against the wind while pulling the string. Xiao Gang threw the kite into the air, and the "swallow" flew slowly. The swallow kite soon flew high. I was a little envious and anxious, so I asked Xiaogang to come and help me fly. Soon, my butterfly kite danced and floated into the blue sky. Xiao Ming's kite and I flew in the air. I chased him for a while, and he chased me for a while. Finally, I won! I jumped three feet for joy. They both kept applauding, because this was the first time I beat Xiaoming in the history of flying kites. How proud I am!

Flying kites is really interesting. Today is our happiest day!

Riding "two idiots"-an interesting thing-composition 350 words 3 During the summer vacation, I made a group of good friends. We play games and study together. The most interesting thing is to play the game of nose sticking together.

Early that morning, we arrived at JUNG WOO's home. The materials (small blackboard, nose made of colored cardboard, a small basin of water) are ready, and the game is about to begin.

Yang's first challenge She stood there blindfolded and holding her nose helplessly. Yang thought for a long time and finally made up his mind to post it. As soon as we saw it, we laughed. It turned out that she put her nose to her mouth. Yang himself saw it and laughed.

Next is Feng Gang. Yang's failure did not make him nervous. On the contrary, he is confident, energetic and seems fearless. He blindfolded and came to the blackboard alive. He turned up his nose and opened the towel at once, but the result was disappointing. He took his nose away from his face and we doubled up with laughter.

I was the last one to show up. I blindfolded and held my nose, not knowing where to put it. I want to get things done quickly, so I stick it on tightly and untie the towel slowly. I put my nose on my hair and laughed.

Although I lost today, I don't think winning or losing is important. The most important thing is to get happiness from it.

Riding "Two Idiots"-An Interesting Composition 350 words 4 One summer when I was six years old, I was clamoring for steamed bread, but my mother couldn't beat me and had to make it for me.

After everything was ready, mother began to mix noodles. She rolled up her sleeves and began to rub them. Just for a while, my mother was so tired that she was sweating all over. I watched, it really hurt me! An idea flashed through my mind: mom is so tired, why not use her feet? Just then, "Ding Lingling ..." The phone rang, and my mother quickly wiped her hand on her apron and ran to answer the phone. I quickly took off my sandals, climbed onto the table, stood in the basin and stepped on it. But it's not as simple as I thought. Standing in the basin is really not fun. It's like entering a swamp, one foot deep and one foot shallow, alas! When my mother came back from the phone, she saw me like this and took me out of the basin. She said to me funny and angry, "How did you get into the basin?" I smiled and said to my mother, "I didn't play." I think you are so tired that you want to step on it. " "How to eat steamed buns?" "ah!"

Only then did I realize that my good intentions had gone wrong. Students, do you think my childhood is interesting? I am willing to collect more gorgeous gems for you so that you can all share my colorful childhood!

Riding "two idiots"-an interesting thing-composition 350 words 5 After composition class today, the teacher said, "Let's make passion fruit tea!" As soon as the voice fell, a sixth-grade student came in with a small box in his arms.

We opened the box, which contained some passion fruit from Huang Cancan, three golden lemons and a handful of spearmint, and some lemon tea drinks. The students are very excited to see these things. Several students went to help at once, while the other students stopped frolicking and sat in their seats with expectation.

We all have passion fruit, and a thick fragrance wafts away. The taste is sweet and fragrant, as if the fragrance of various fruits is mixed together. No wonder it is called passion fruit. Look carefully, there are many black spots in the yellow translucent pulp, which is its seed. Students are attracted by it and can't wait to take out a small spoon and drink passion fruit juice directly.

Then, we slice the lemon, squeeze out a few drops of sour lemon juice and pour it into the cup, then add lemon tea, honey and other ingredients into the cup, and finally pour the passion fruit pulp into the cup, and then stir it with a straw, so that a large cup of passion fruit tea is ready, with a few mint leaves.

Look carefully, passion fruit tea is brown, and there are many black seeds in it, just like tadpoles swimming in the water. It smells like passion fruit tea has a faint fragrance, which makes us all rush out.

The teacher announced that it was ok to drink, and the students scrambled to pour the wine. After a while, there was little left in the bottle. Although I don't like passion fruit, passion fruit tea is delicious and sweet, and I also drink it with relish.

In this way, we spent this sweet composition class.

Riding "two idiots"-an interesting thing-composition 350 words 6 In my ten years of life, many interesting things have happened. They are like stars in the sky, countless. Some things have been forgotten, but the most interesting thing is to go fishing with my father.

On Sunday morning, the sun is shining and the air is fresh. I took a deep breath and felt very comfortable. I am very happy today, because my father will take me fishing. After breakfast, I excitedly came to the river with my father, who just woke up from a deep sleep. My father is busy making thread and putting earthworms. I can't wait to take a long thin fishing rod and hook it with an earthworm. I want to put a long line, hook a big fish, throw the fishing line into the water far away, and then sit quietly and wait for the fish to bite.

I waited for half an hour, but nothing happened. I'm getting a little impatient. I changed places several times, and nothing happened. I shouted angrily, "Are there no fish here?" Dad patiently advised, "Be patient, you will catch fish." At some point, when his father lifted the pole, a small crucian carp took the bait.

Watching dad catch fish, I waited patiently. It really pays off. After a while, the buoy moved. At this time, my heart was pounding. I held the fishing rod motionless for fear that it would disturb the fish. When I saw the buoy suddenly sinking, I gave it a quick pull. "Ah," I couldn't help being surprised. A small crucian carp took the bait. "I caught it, I caught it!" I cried with joy. This is the first time I have caught a fish, and I have unspeakable joy in my heart.

Riding "two idiots"-an interesting thing-composition 350 words 7 There are many interesting things in my life. One of the most interesting things is going to Hangzhou.

One summer vacation, I went to Hangzhou with my mother and father. There is a beautiful West Lake in Hangzhou. The water in the West Lake is as bright as a mirror. We were walking by the West Lake when we suddenly saw someone chartering a boat. I said happily, "Let's rent a boat!" "Mom and dad said," good! "So we paid the money and got on the boat. There are many dragonflies in the sky. We saw the scenery of the West Lake. The sun is setting. Maybe we walked by the river for too long. We got off the boat. At this time, there was wonderful music in the distance, which turned out to be the music fountain of the West Lake. As we approached, we saw a large crowd around the fountain. The spouted water is like a dancer. We looked at the beautiful fountain. It was dark after a while, and we were all hungry, so we bought some snacks and fruits to eat. Seen from a distance, there is a big ship with some people in it. Seen from a close distance, there are some foreigners. They are here to play. We saw a drink shop, so we bought a drink. After passing some shops, we went out of the West Lake.

After reading this, you must say it's boring. Because it's in the back When I arrived at the bus stop, I found that I had to take a bus all the way, so I waited. I waited 15 minutes to come. We got on the bus, which was cool and comfortable. We got off at the station and entered a small street. We found it wasn't, so we went back. Suddenly I said, "There it is!" We saw the hotel and went in. The next day, we went back by train.

I can't stop laughing when I think of it, and I find it very interesting.

Early in the morning, my mother and I went to the flower and bird market by car to buy potions. Because the weather is humid recently, there are always many bugs flying out of the soil of succulents, which will affect the growth of succulents. We will buy a medicine that can cure these little flying insects. When I arrived at the station, I went directly to the shop selling potions. After finishing the work, we intend to go back the same way.

My mother and I arrived at the station where we just got off, without thinking much. Mom opens the traffic software in her hand, "I think so", which shows the bus No.501that we are taking, and there are still two stops from us. After waiting for about half an hour, my mother quickly opened "I think so" before the bus came, and then suddenly realized that we were at the wrong station and really stood opposite. We smiled at each other. Alas, what silly two.

In the evening, my mother took me to a calligraphy training class. After going out, I arrived at the station. Just as the bus passed by, my mother and I got on the bus in a hurry. We found a seat and sat down. We talked endlessly about my school. Suddenly the bus broadcast: "Yindu Garden, here we are ..." Oh, no! They are all in Yindu Garden. I immediately looked up and saw that the bus had really gone too far. My mother and I had to get off first and walk back to the training class. When we arrived at the training class, we were already late, and we blamed ourselves: "What two idiots!" "

Riding "Two Idiots"-an interesting composition 350 words 9 Last night, my grandfather asked me to catch fish, so today my father and I hurried to my grandmother's house.

When they arrived at grandma's house, grandpa and they were busy installing a water pump near the small pond, and soon the water pump was installed. It began to pump water, and the machine rumbled and hurried.

At about 1 pm the next afternoon, the water was finally drained. Father and uncle took off their coats, put on shoes and trousers, each carrying a bucket, and walked down the pond in tandem. Dad walked step by step, like a child who was unsteady in learning to walk. As he walked, he bent down and said, "Wow! A lot of shrimp! " I heard my uncle say loudly, "Yang! There are such big fish here! " I saw my uncle's two big hands holding a big fish in the mud. The tail of the big fish was swinging and the mud splashed all over his face. When we saw my uncle, we all laughed. I stood by the pond and watched my uncle catch some big fish. I pointed to my uncle's direction and said to my father, "Dad! Come on! Go to my uncle's house. The fish is so big! " Dad said while picking shrimp, "I'd better pick shrimp, and let my uncle catch the big fish." I was eager to go down when I heard my uncle calling for help. I looked up and saw that my uncle's feet had sunk in, and the mud had reached his knees.

A happy day is short!

Riding "two idiots"-an interesting thing. Everyone has experienced many things, such as the stars in the sky, which are interesting, happy, fun and unforgettable ... Let me choose the brightest one to share with you today!

When I was ten years old, my parents went on a business trip one weekend, so they left me alone at home and left me with a task-putting the clothes in the washing machine in the dryer. This was a very simple thing, but it made me make a big joke.

After finishing my homework, I'm going to "finish" the task assigned by my mother. I'll take the clothes out of the bucket first and put them in the spin-drying bucket. Then, I twisted and twisted, only to find that the machine was not working. What's going on here? I tried again, but I still didn't succeed.

I began to worry and tried to turn the washing machine around to see what was wrong, but my strength was weak and I didn't succeed.

I'm sweating with anxiety. I put my head into the washing machine to see what was going on, but I could see nothing. I'm really afraid that my parents will come back and say that I broke the washing machine, but I have no choice but to sit beside the washing machine and become speechless.

Soon after, my parents came back and saw a sad face. I quickly asked the reason. Father walked around the washing machine and said with a smile, "How can the washing machine work without plugging in?" I suddenly realized that my face was flushed with shame and my mother smiled.

Now, I am twelve years old, and most of my memories there have disappeared, but I will never forget this interesting thing.

The "two idiots" in a car-writing 350 words of fun 1 1 When it comes to housework projects, it's really endless for three days and three nights. One of my favorite things is washing dishes. Because I can blow bubbles as long as my mother is away. Who is so powerful that he can blow bubbles so beautifully? Of course, I love blowing bubbles!

Next, I wash the dishes and help my mother mop the floor. The result was delayed again and again. I was supposed to help my mother mop the floor at noon 12, and I didn't finish it until 6 pm. Mom said, "I think it's easier for you to procrastinate!" " But after such a long training, I am now an expert in mopping the floor!

There is another very important thing before mopping the floor, that is, sweeping the floor. Sweeping, unconsciously became a famous wizard, riding a broom to fly into the sky, flying out of the clouds, flying freely in the sky like a bird, taking them around the world. "all right! Don't fly too far, you have to go home and sweep the floor later! " Cried the wizard mother. So I reluctantly said goodbye to the bird. I don't want to fly home to sweep the floor all the way.

Ah! It turns out that housework is fun! As long as you use your imagination, you can play games while doing housework. How nice!

Riding "two idiots"-an interesting thing-composition 350 words 12 In my life, there are countless interesting things. But there's one thing I can't forget, and it's funny to think of it.

I remember once I was invited to a classmate's birthday party. During the dinner, we suddenly came up with an interesting game, and everyone took turns telling jokes. Whoever tells a funny joke will be "rewarded" with a cake and put it on his face. The first classmate began to say that none of us laughed. As a result, he was painted as "Santa Claus". The second classmate began to tell that his jokes were really funny. The content is something like this: three soldiers were put into prison camps during World War II. One of them is English, one is French and the other is Polish. One night, the guards fell asleep and the three men tried to escape. The British army went out first and accidentally kicked the soldiers. The soldier asked, "Who?" The British army was in a hurry and shouted "Meow". "Oh, it's a cat." So the guard continued to sleep, and the French army went out for the second time and accidentally kicked down the kettle. The soldier asked, "Who?" Meow. "Oh, another cat. There are so many cats today. " The Polish army was the last to leave, and he ran into the prison gate. "who?" "Of course it's a cat!" The Polish army replied proudly without thinking.

The joke made us laugh our heads off. We gave him a piece of cake.

After dinner, we had a "cream fight". Pieces of cake flew around in the sky, and we were all smashed into "Santa Claus". Everyone laughed their heads off.

This is really an interesting thing.

Riding "two idiots"-an interesting composition 350 words 13 During the summer vacation, I did a lot, and the most interesting thing was that my father and I went fishing.

One day in the summer vacation, my father and I went fishing by the Ganjiang River after breakfast.

I first take out the bait I bought in advance, put it on the hook, and then throw the hook into the water. Just after fishing for a minute or two, I saw the buoy sink. There must be a fish on the hook. I quickly lifted the fishing rod and saw a small fish on the hook. I quickly grabbed the fishing line and took the hook out of the fish mouth.

Still in the bucket full of water, put the bait on the hook and throw it into the water until the fish bites.

However, after more than ten minutes, no fish was hooked. I'm a little restless and want to lift the hook. That is, my father said, "fishing should be patient, or you can't catch fish." I listened to my father and continued to wait patiently. But after more than ten minutes, no fish took the bait. So my father asked me to go to another place to continue fishing, but there were still no fish. What happened? When I lifted the line, I saw that the bait had been eaten by those cunning fish, so I had to reload the bait. Soon, a fish was hooked. I asked my father, "Why did the earthworm attract fish as soon as it was put down?" Dad replied, "The earthworms that have just been put down have a smell. When the fish smell this smell, they will know that there is food here, and they will swim over ... "Just then, a fish took the bait. It's past eleven o'clock before you know it. It's time to go home for dinner. I am so happy to see more than a dozen fish in the bucket! I ate my own fish at noon and my heart was full of joy.

Riding "two idiots"-an interesting thing-composition 350 words 14 Among the places I have been, the place that interests me most is the Science and Technology Museum.

Last summer vacation, my father and I went to the Science and Technology Museum. As soon as we entered the Science and Technology Museum, we were presented with a huge Transformers, whose head was looking around, as if observing whether there were any bad guys. I took the elevator to the second floor and saw a flashing sign that said: Science and Technology Center, take your time! I went in and saw a sea of people inside. I could hardly stand up. It took me a long time to enter my favorite "Against Gobang Robot" project.

With the countdown to "three, two, one", my heart is so excited that I want to jump out of my chest. I fought the robot for a long time, neck and neck. Gradually, my hands trembled with tension. I took a deep breath and thought calmly: I must win, and I can't let this proud robot win! Thinking of this, I said loudly, "Don't be too proud as a robot, I will definitely beat you!" " "I shouted. But before long, I accidentally played the wrong chess, and finally the machine won. After the machine won, it made a tongue-sticking expression, which made me laugh.

How interesting the Science and Technology Museum is. This makes me feel endless fun.

Riding a bike is fun, but I still need to practice bit by bit. Let me tell you my thrilling way!

Last hot summer, I went to Mi Xiang's hometown, Quanzhou, and stayed at the beautiful Shanshuixuan Hotel for one night, where there was a super-invincible and luxurious bicycle lane, so my father taught me to ride a bike. At first, my father taught me to start, and then he helped me behind, reminding me that "there is no hurry". When I was riding a bike, my father suddenly let go, causing me to stagger into the thick grass. My father even laughed, and I was so angry that I grabbed a handful of grass and threw it over.

Another time when I was riding a bike, an old man suddenly appeared in front of me. I didn't have time to brake, so I "hit!" I bumped into my grandfather with a bang and fell to the ground myself. Then I heard grandpa's bone "cut!" He cried and said he was sorry. He said it didn't matter, so he left as if nothing had happened. Fortunately, he is strong and not hurt. Or I'm dead.

I think when I practice riding a bike, I will encounter disasters, such as falling and getting hurt ... but once I learn it, I will feel all tired and exhausted, so I will say loudly, "Riding a bike is really interesting."