The strongest shocking funny copy in history

1. Honey, we can never go back, can we? I pondered for a while and shouted at her, if you hadn't locked the key in the room again, wouldn't we be able to go back?

2. What is a real foodie? God replied, "Aunt, what are you cooking? Can I have a taste? " "I am cooking Chinese medicine." "Then I'll take a sip."

3. The checkout time is *** 10. 2. I smiled and said, "The boss wiped a zero!" The boss nodded. So I took out 12 yuan money from my pocket and gave it to my boss.

If there is one day left in my life, then I will definitely go back to class and have a good class, because in class, I will feel that every day is like a year.

5. Woodpecker: Dadada! Tree: I'm not sick. Stop pecking. Woodpecker: Two steps won't get you sick.

6. Eating together is called a table fight, and taking a car together is called carpooling. You give me the rest of your life and live together. It's called despair.

7. When you are in a bad mood, make harassing calls to others in the middle of the night, wake others up and go to bed.

8. At noon, my friend invited me to dinner. When I paid the bill, I saw him pay slowly and said, "Otherwise, I'll pay!" " "How dare you!" So I put my hand in his pocket.

9. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death. But when the power went out, my house was dark and my neighbor's house was brightly lit.

10. What is a sense of security? Just finished the question, some scholars read the same answer as you.

1 1. The life of a mobile phone is about three to five years, which is only one twentieth of the life of human beings! Mobile phone is only a part of your life, but you are all of it! Please put down the chores around you and spend more time with your mobile phone!

12. I've heard more than one girl say that "you can date if you feel fit", and I feel that I really don't take my feelings seriously. On the other hand, men are especially sincere and can date with or without feeling.

13. Just now, I went to the barber shop for a haircut. The stylist asked me where I wanted my hair cut. I said cut my chin, and then he asked which chin to cut.

14. It is said that children are pearls left behind, and mothers are angels sent by God to protect children. And I am the top that God dropped, and my mother likes to pull the top.

15. I'm not the kind of girl who spends 500 yuan and has to think about it for a long time. I have to think about spending five dollars recently.

16. Part I: Eat what you should eat, drink what you should drink, and don't take things to heart. Bottom line: Take a bath and look at your watch. One second is very comfortable. Horizontal batch: you can't live in vain!

17. A person's biggest trouble is good memory. If everything can be forgotten, every day in the future is a new beginning.

18. Black boys explained to their girlfriends the reasons why they are black: First, because I am not superficial; Second, I can protect you in the dark.

19. My good looks are mainly due to my parents. If they hadn't given me this mouth, I wouldn't be talking nonsense here.

20. Some people want to fall in love in a circle of friends, and they get love in a week. I want to fall in love in a circle of friends, and I will still send it after one year.

2 1. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

22. I've known you for a long time, and I haven't given you any benefits. How's this? Leave what you want most in the comments and pay for it yourself.

23. A farmer keeps a circle of pigs. One day, he found a pig missing, and he couldn't find it for a long time. Finally, he found the pig hiding in the corner reading this passage.