An interesting sentence

1. Think about the questioner's intention before doing the problem. I think he wants me dead.

Don't worry about being single. You must be the fairy who came to rob the earth. Be a good boy and bear it again. Anyway, after the robbery, you can fly to the sky and say goodbye to those mortals.

3. Today, I suddenly found out that junior high school love died from changing seats, senior high school died from placement, and college died from graduation, but I am not. Up to now, I have no face to fall in love and die of looks.

Don't wait, your Mr. Right won't come, he's just rubbish, eating chicken online all day.

In love, you should let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes, wash clothes and make money everywhere. Girls, just a little harder, are responsible for eating and drinking Lazar in buy buy.

6. Children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something.

7. When you have insomnia, you can't count sheep, you should count kebabs, one, two, three, four ... then you won't be sleepy and start to be hungry!

When I am old, I can't move. Now my understanding of fashion is: keep warm.

9. When I was a teenager, some people took off their bills, others took off their poverty, but I took off the reins and ran like a husky on the stupid road.

10. The most dangerous thing in the world is to turn off the alarm clock and close your eyes. This is the only feasible way for human beings to cross at present. Close your eyes for five seconds and you can reach the future in two hours.

1 1. When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be beautiful. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.