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A humorous comment about the fact that there is no winter in Guangdong
1. The weather is so hot that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense!
2. The most annoying thing in winter is to take off all your clothes and just jump into the warm quilt and wrap yourself up tightly, only to realize that the lamp is not turned off.
3. Meeting you makes winter feel warmer.
4. No one is hurt as deeply as me. The words of people who have brought me a lot of happiness are colder than winter.
5. I plan to meet you on a sunny winter day.
6. It’s getting cold. If you have someone to hug, let’s put some clothes on if you don’t.
7. Whoever asks you out for dinner in this weather must be a life-and-death friend, and the conversation must be about life-long matters!
8. The falling snowflakes are like my frozen heart, falling to the ground and broken into pieces. When the snow is dancing lightly, my sadness becomes unbridled, full of butterflies, lonely but graceful.
9. As a northerner spending the winter in the south, I rely on hard resistance and righteousness.
10. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.
11. The coldest thing is not winter but the festivals in winter.
12. I am afraid of cold, whether it is the weather or the human heart.
13. Since winter hasn’t come to you yet, let’s see you in spring.
14. I hope to be surrounded by all kinds of hot pot desserts and you this winter.
15. What I understand by "harvest in autumn and hide in winter" means: harvest a favorite child in autumn, and then wait until winter to hide it in your heart for the New Year.
16. In winter, I am willing to walk in the snow with you, not for romance, but just to grow old together.
17. After the snow, the continuous white snow decorates the world. The green branches and jade leaves, the pink jade bricks, and the bright colors are really a gratifying scene of auspicious snow and a good year.
18. This winter is very cold. Some of you keep warm while I put it in my pocket. ?
19. Winter is here, and the one you love is also on the way.
20. In summer, I want to run naked, but in winter, no matter how many clothes I wear, I feel like running naked.
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