Can you tell me some shocking riddles or jokes?

Why is 1 Panasonic not as strong as Sony? Answer: Panasonic (afraid of Sony's brother)

Who is taller, 2 A or C? Answer: C is higher (because ABCD A is lower than C)

Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest? Answer: Jasmine (a delicate [beautiful] jasmine)

What line do orangutans hate most? Answer: parallel lines. Parallel lines do not intersect (banana)

Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: Eraser. (Rubber difference)

What are you afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. (Not afraid of 10 thousand, just afraid of one thousand)

What will Kirin become when it flies to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn)

8 1234567890 which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard. (1, don't do it, don't stop)

How to make sparrows quiet? Answer: Click. Reason: silence.

10 What is white plus white? Answer: White rabbits (two)

Is jiaozi a man or a woman? Answer: male (jiaozi has foreskin)

12 If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right and Xiaohua sits behind him. Whose car is this? Answer: "If".

13 A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the sea of ice. What did he become when he was fished out? Answer: betel nut

14 Four people are playing mahjong in the house. The police came and took five people away. Why? Answer: Because the person they play is called Mahjong.

15 why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high? Answer: Because the stars will "flash"

One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him.

Why don't they say hello? Answer: Because I am unfamiliar.

17 A fat man jumped from a tall building. And the result? Answer: Fatty.

18 chocolate fights with tomatoes, and chocolate wins. Why? Answer: Because of chocolate bars.

19 Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? Answer: Call for help.