Interesting sentences can make people laugh.

1. I'm afraid someone will tell me "I want to tell you something" and my heart will beat faster. Typing speed in contemporary society has been so fast. It is the most terrible thing to advocate that everyone be honest with each other.

If I don't do well enough, please tell me and don't hold back my illness. I won't change it anyway.

Third, being a handsome boy is very painful, and you grotesque people won't understand.

Fourth, what happened to acne? That's my lovely bubble.

I haven't seen you for a long time. I am as fat as two people.

Although I am indifferent to you at ordinary times, there are actually many bad words behind it.

Seven, some people eat hard when they are unhappy. I am different. I eat hard when I'm unhappy.

Eight, we are no longer children, not a lollipop can coax, at least three.

Nine, the so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

Be my girlfriend, and I will protect you from my other girlfriends.

I think I'm not absent-minded in class now, but on a business trip directly.

12. I often look at you on the bus, and you often look at me. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you clung to your wallet.

Thirteen, "If your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, you will …" "I will score according to the difficulty coefficient of your movements before entering the water and the size of the splash after entering the water."

Fourteen, the "generation gap" means that I asked my dad what he thought of the "chrysanthemum table" and he said that he had never drunk it.

Fifteen, before others said that my eyes are small, I still don't believe it. Finally, one day, I was lying on the sofa watching TV, and suddenly my mother came back and turned off the TV, and then quietly covered me with a quilt.

Sixteen, tell the male compatriots not to wash the dishes, that is, my wife deliberately breaks the bowl every time she asks you to wash the dishes, and my wife will not let you wash the dishes because she is distressed by you. This is my experience on the washboard!

Why does grandma like granddaughter's wife but not daughter-in-law? Because the enemy of my enemy is my friend!

Eighteen, every time I write my homework late, there are always two little people in my mind. One said forget it, stop writing, and the other said yes.

Nineteen, boyfriends don't smoke, drink or fight, and they don't exist.

Nothing is more embarrassing than burping after coming out of the toilet.

Twenty-one, spit is used to count money, not to reason!

Twenty-two, finished, you also ignore me, I became a dog ignore.

Twenty-three, dare not ask for leave, afraid that once I ask for leave, the leader will find out if the company has me.

Twenty-four, what is the feeling of math class? "Do you know what it is to watch Korean dramas without subtitles?"