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What jokes do men tell on blind dates?
1. You ask each other: Hey, let me ask you something. A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak meet without saying hello ~ ~ ~ Why?
Answer: Oh, because I'm unfamiliar ~ ~ ~ 2. You ask: What brand of car is the most prone to window damage?
Answer: BMW BMW ~ ~ (broke my window) 3. There was a bird flying in the sky, and suddenly it rained, and the bird fell to the ground and hung up ~ ~? why
Answer: Because it rained, it covered its head with its wings ~ ~ and it fell. Another cold joke ~ ~:
A polar bear stayed in a daze on the ice, and when he was really bored, he began to pluck his own hair. A ..........................................
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