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Seeking Plants vs Zombies: A Classic Monologue of All Plants

Dakouhua

Some people call me ugly, others call me fierce,

Actually, that's all my disguise,

In fact, I am also very fragile, in fact, I also need protection.

squash

After a desperate leap.

What is left for you is a silent world.

Will you remember the look in my eyes when I despise the enemy?

Never knew what fear was.

Potato net thunder

It only takes a little time,

I'll tell you.

How desperate I am for you.

fool

It's my duty to protect you,

The moment before disappearing.

I won't cry because I have no eyes.

Cherrybomb

I'm here to destroy,

Destroy the enemy and myself.

Will you remember me?

Even for a moment, I feel beautiful.

Pleurotus eryngii

I'm young and short,

But I have understood the meaning of fighting,

I even understood the meaning of cannon fodder.

I'm not afraid, and I don't blame you,

Because like you, I look forward to the moment of victory.

Charming mushrooms

I have a gorgeous appearance, but this beauty only blooms in an instant.

After the fireworks, you will have one more friend.

But my figure has disappeared out of your sight.

gravedigger

I grew up in the dark,

Eliminate one hidden danger after another for you.

I will die with them,

Build a broad road for you.

Actually, the tombstone is really bad.

However, as long as it is your request, I will do it.

copyist

copyist

I am the person you like and the person you need.

Isn't it sad that there is no self? It doesn't matter, as long as you are happy.

Cat tail/cattail

I want to be with you forever. I can't wait to get out.

But fate arranged that I could only be born in water.

But it doesn't matter. Look at me dancing proudly for you.

Protect you from zombies.

Did you see me smile?

lotus

I can't defend or attack,

Even when cannon fodder is so insignificant,

But I have endurance,

I will bear everything for you, no matter how heavy it is.

nut

When I was a complete lunatic,

I was there,

When my body is broken,

With tears in his eyes,

I'm still there,

Why do you insist,

because

I have friends behind me that I want to protect!

Bean gun

I am ordinary and ordinary.

Maybe you have forgotten and abandoned me.

But at least, I am the only one for you.

sunflower

I will always work hard to create sunshine for you with a smile.

Because I know you like the feeling of sunshine.

Pleurotus eryngii

Maybe I'm useless now,

Maybe I belong to the category you despise,

But give me a chance,

I also have the possibility of becoming a god.

coffee bean

I won't let them sleep. I promise I won't let them sleep

Don't call me cruel,

It's really cruel to watch them destroyed by the enemy.

I blend into their bodies, and from their point of view,

Fight for you.

Tangled seaweed

I dragged them into the water,

I shed tears in the water,

Twenty-five energy values

In exchange for my common destruction.

Destroy mushrooms

Don't complain about that pit, okay?

I just want to be on this battlefield,

Leave a trace to prove that I once existed.

Huobao pepper

Don't come near me, I have a bad temper.

I will not hesitate to destroy myself and clear the way for you.

But it was annihilated in the ashes,

Because, I swore an oath, and I kept my promise.

nut

When I was a complete lunatic,

I was there,

When my body is broken,

With tears in his eyes,

I'm still there,

Why do you insist,

because

I have friends behind me that I want to protect!