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Seeking Plants vs Zombies: A Classic Monologue of All Plants
Some people call me ugly, others call me fierce,
Actually, that's all my disguise,
In fact, I am also very fragile, in fact, I also need protection.
squash
After a desperate leap.
What is left for you is a silent world.
Will you remember the look in my eyes when I despise the enemy?
Never knew what fear was.
Potato net thunder
It only takes a little time,
I'll tell you.
How desperate I am for you.
fool
It's my duty to protect you,
The moment before disappearing.
I won't cry because I have no eyes.
Cherrybomb
I'm here to destroy,
Destroy the enemy and myself.
Will you remember me?
Even for a moment, I feel beautiful.
Pleurotus eryngii
I'm young and short,
But I have understood the meaning of fighting,
I even understood the meaning of cannon fodder.
I'm not afraid, and I don't blame you,
Because like you, I look forward to the moment of victory.
Charming mushrooms
I have a gorgeous appearance, but this beauty only blooms in an instant.
After the fireworks, you will have one more friend.
But my figure has disappeared out of your sight.
gravedigger
I grew up in the dark,
Eliminate one hidden danger after another for you.
I will die with them,
Build a broad road for you.
Actually, the tombstone is really bad.
However, as long as it is your request, I will do it.
copyist
copyist
I am the person you like and the person you need.
Isn't it sad that there is no self? It doesn't matter, as long as you are happy.
Cat tail/cattail
I want to be with you forever. I can't wait to get out.
But fate arranged that I could only be born in water.
But it doesn't matter. Look at me dancing proudly for you.
Protect you from zombies.
Did you see me smile?
lotus
I can't defend or attack,
Even when cannon fodder is so insignificant,
But I have endurance,
I will bear everything for you, no matter how heavy it is.
nut
When I was a complete lunatic,
I was there,
When my body is broken,
With tears in his eyes,
I'm still there,
Why do you insist,
because
I have friends behind me that I want to protect!
Bean gun
I am ordinary and ordinary.
Maybe you have forgotten and abandoned me.
But at least, I am the only one for you.
sunflower
I will always work hard to create sunshine for you with a smile.
Because I know you like the feeling of sunshine.
Pleurotus eryngii
Maybe I'm useless now,
Maybe I belong to the category you despise,
But give me a chance,
I also have the possibility of becoming a god.
coffee bean
I won't let them sleep. I promise I won't let them sleep
Don't call me cruel,
It's really cruel to watch them destroyed by the enemy.
I blend into their bodies, and from their point of view,
Fight for you.
Tangled seaweed
I dragged them into the water,
I shed tears in the water,
Twenty-five energy values
In exchange for my common destruction.
Destroy mushrooms
Don't complain about that pit, okay?
I just want to be on this battlefield,
Leave a trace to prove that I once existed.
Huobao pepper
Don't come near me, I have a bad temper.
I will not hesitate to destroy myself and clear the way for you.
But it was annihilated in the ashes,
Because, I swore an oath, and I kept my promise.
nut
When I was a complete lunatic,
I was there,
When my body is broken,
With tears in his eyes,
I'm still there,
Why do you insist,
because
I have friends behind me that I want to protect!
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