A joke about being sick when I was a child

If you are sick, eat a can. Have you tried? When I was a child, I tried and tried.

The happiest thing when I was a child was getting sick. Although I was tortured by the disease and had to stick a needle into the artery and inject some unknown liquid, as a patient, I have the right to eat whatever I want. In the era of material poverty, canned food seems to be an excellent thing, and you can only enjoy this good product when you are sick. In my memory, when I was a child, my brother and I were sick together. We were lying in the tattered bed of the small clinic, with intravenous drip. My brother wants canned oranges, and I want canned pears. Father sat in the middle of the bed, and both sides took turns nursing. Think at this time: I was very happy when I was sick, and the canned food I ate at that time was the best in my life.

Experience the benefits of illness, we also summed up the experience: if you want to eat delicious food, you will get sick, if you don't get sick, you will pretend to be sick, and delicious food will come. So I say from time to time, "Dad, I seem to have a fever. Just eat instant noodles. " "Mom, I have a stomachache. Just drink a bottle of Jianlibao. " ..... At first, when my parents heard that I was ill, they were so nervous that they quickly put down what they were doing and wanted to take me to see a doctor. I knew I would spill the beans when I went to see the doctor, and my parents would see through my tricks. Sometimes parents will satisfy their greedy wishes, and sometimes they can only say, "You, you ..." They continue their busy lives.

If you were sick when you were a child, or even pretended to be sick just to eat delicious food, are children sick for stuttering besides real physical diseases? Of course not. What is that? This is an emotional need.

Recently, my little niece was ill and had an intermittent fever, so she couldn't eat anything. My brother and sister-in-law are too busy making money to stop and take care of the children. Only the child's grandmother stayed with the little guy for 24 hours, and the old man didn't sleep a wink for several days. He was sad, anxious and sad ... After learning the news, he expressed his condolences in his family's WeChat group. When I was sick as a child, I didn't mean to tell my brother to eat canned food. The younger brother told the old mother to buy a can for her daughter in the WeChat group like an epiphany. Although it is a joke, the grandmother of the child is also a dead horse to buy canned food. However, in today's rich material, canned food is classified as junk food, with fewer consumers and fewer manufacturers, and physical stores are not so good to buy. I finally bought it, and my mentally ill niece lost her appetite. Looking at the niece with red lips, grandma said with tears, I can't eat or drink. What should I do if I have such a high fever repeatedly? I really hope I can endure this pain.

After sighing in the group, I called my brother and learned that my brother and my sister-in-law were anxious to repay the second home loan, and their main business and sideline business could not wait 24 hours to make money. In the morning, the children get up and go to kindergarten, but they haven't fully woken up yet. The child goes to bed at night and then touches home in the middle of the night. Although their parents and children live under the same roof, they are actually "left-behind children" at close range. In the face of their children's illness, they are also anxious, but when they take time off to go home, they not only have to deduct their wages, but more importantly, they are not doctors who can't see the disease. Professional things are handed over to professional doctors, and the children's lives are taken care of by their grandmothers, and they can buy whatever nutrients they want.

I was silent. Nowadays, children are short of clothes and food. They just want to eat what they want. For businesses, only unexpected things are impossible. It is said that people who eat whole grains don't get sick, but one disease is heart disease. For example, people are eager for some kind of care, and will be disappointed if they are not satisfied for a long time. The disease begins with the heart, congenital heart disease, and physical illness. Children get sick because they want their parents' attention and care, so they get their parents' attention by getting sick. The famous rhesus monkey experiment: in the experiment, the relevant personnel made two fake mothers for a young rhesus monkey. One of them is made of iron wire, but there is a bottle on the chest, which is a "mother with milk". The other one is made of flannel, which is warmer, but there is no bottle, which is a "mother without milk". When the experimenter put the little monkey and his two mothers in the iron cage, he found that although the little monkey was hungry, he would go to the "wire mother" to eat milk, but he would immediately return to the flannel mother after eating.

In the second stage of the experiment, the experimenter put a "monster" into an iron cage and found the little monkey hiding in the arms of mother flannel, not mother wire. The conclusion is that all animals need warmth and love. The whole experimental results show that children need the warmth and love of their parents more than "milk", that is, material. The child is a human being, and her emotions are richer than those of animals. Her emotional growth needs not only material nutrition, but also the nourishment of her parents' love.

I said a word to my brother: when you are sick, just eat a can. When I am sick, I still need a cardiologist. My brother and sister-in-law have both asked for leave to go home to accompany their eldest niece. During the day of contact, communication, exchange and interaction with children, miraculously, the children did not have a fever, had a good appetite and were in a better mental state.

Being sick is more of an emotional need. I remembered that children's song again: If you love me, stay with me; If you love me, hug me; If you love me, praise me. ......

The true feelings and emotional interaction of human beings are the best expressions of love.