Humorous jokes at the county magistrate's classmate party.

Humorous jokes at the county magistrate's classmate party.

When Liu X was promoted to the county magistrate, he received a notice from the organization department of the municipal party committee asking him to study at the Party School of the municipal party committee in the city for half a month. Liu has several classmates and friends who are all officials in the city. He has made up his mind to contact them and get together this time.

There are not many training courses arranged. After Liu settled down in the Party School of the Municipal Party Committee, he first sent a message to the headmaster of No.1 Middle School: "Big dog, I'm Liu. I came to the party school for further study. Do you have time to get together? " Big dog is the nickname of the headmaster. He was Liu's childhood classmate.

The headmaster quickly replied: "Sorry, Lao Liu, I'm busy these days. The college entrance examination is approaching, and the leaders of the education department will come to investigate. I really can't leave. "

Lao Liu sent a message to a deputy director surnamed Liu in a bureau in the city: "I am Lao Liu. Now studying in the Party School of the Municipal Party Committee. Do you have time to get together? " Deputy Director Liu is a classmate of Lao Liu High School, and they have been deskmates for one year. Seeing that Deputy Director Liu didn't reply to the information, Liu dialed his phone after class.

"Hello, who's calling? Lao Liu? Which old Liu ... Oh, old Liu! Look at my brain, I'm so busy ... "Deputy Director Liu said that he was on a business trip and would not be back for two days.

Not satisfied, Lao Liu sent a message to Lao Zhao, a college classmate who is the section chief of the municipal party Committee office: "Lao Zhao, I am studying at the Party School of the municipal party committee. Come and sit down when you are free. " Section chief Zhao quickly replied to the message: "I have long wanted to get together with you, but I can't do it these two days." I have to follow the deputy mayor to the grassroots investigation. "

Liu thought, I'd like to see if I can meet someone today! I think of an old classmate I haven't contacted for a long time. He used to run a small restaurant in the city, and he sent another message. "Old money, I am liu. I study in the Party School of the Municipal Party Committee. Do you have time to get together? " Soon, the other party called. "Liu, I have to get you a dinner. I'll drive to pick you up at night!"

"Not bad, did you buy a car?"

"I have contracted two hotels in the city now, and I am very busy every day. I can't do it without buying a car, hehe! "

In the evening, Lao Qian drove a BMW to pick up Lao Liu, and Lao Liu realized that Lao Qian is now a big boss. Lao Qian said he would give Lao Liu a surprise. "What surprise?" "It's not surprising to tell you first!"

Lao Qian led Lao Liu to the door of a luxurious private room, and when he opened the door, he said loudly, "The distinguished guest has arrived. Let's come out and welcome them! " A room full of people stood up, including the principal of No.1 Middle School, Vice President Liu and the section chief. Lao Qian informed them to accompany them, but he didn't say that the person who accompanied them was Lao Liu.

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