In a bad mood, ask for a joke that makes me happy.

1. Mom, I am 13 years old. I want to wear a bra. ""I can't. " "I want to use sanitary napkins." "Not really." "Didn't my sister start using it when she was 13 years old?" "Shut up, son! "

I had a drink with my long-lost buddy yesterday. I asked him about his marriage. He said, "I've changed several mothers-in-law this year ..." I sighed, "I'm surprised. You are too strong. " Who knows, he scolded 1, "MD! My father-in-law is too strong. "

Mom, it's amazing that you raised me in China. -I wish all mothers a healthy and happy holiday!

Liu Bei said: Yuan Shao can't help Dou.

Do you know that?/You know what? 80% girls know xx in the shower, and another 20% will sing in the shower. Guess what they sing? Um ... I don't know. GG (grinning): Haha ... It seems that you are the 80% ~ ~

In the TV series "The New Three Kingdoms", Zhuge Liang opened a cottage: Speak of the devil, haha, Liu Bei is here.

Former dream lover: fair-skinned, intellectual, sociable, wearing a long white dress, long shawl and big waves. 10 years later, I found my dream lover: fair-skinned, intellectually gregarious, taboo, wearing a long white dress, shawl and long hair, big waves and big waves.

Two years ago, patriotic youths from the mainland attacked Lee Teng-hui with beverage bottles at the Japanese airport. Lee Teng-hui asked, "Do you want to throw one back to China?"

9 someone's signature: don't worry with me, I don't want to go back alive when I come to this world!

10 during the may day holiday, a surgeon went to a restaurant to eat, and the waiter always scratched his ass when ordering. The doctor asked with concern: Are there hemorrhoids? The waiter replied impatiently, this is really not. Please order from the menu.

Once the bell rings, everyone must go home. When I went down the stairs, my left foot stepped on my right foot, and a big font hit the middle of the road ... I thought at that time: No way, it's embarrassing, I pretended to be dizzy. As a result, the classmates next to me saw me motionless, quickly helped me up, and then slapped me …

12 mm-hmm Our abnormal leader said that the effect of putting Avatar on the high LED of the Expo should be ok, but it was not enough later. He said that if anyone still hacked into Aoi sora, it would be the highest.

13 Shanghai NB will broadcast live, watching a bunch of girls holding flags on the screen, nagging: Why are girls' legs so thick now? Friendly reminder from family: Please, are you watching widescreen?

14 is not too new, but it hurts me again and again. . What a pity! A girl quarreled with her male classmate at the school gate. She pointed to the other person's nose and shouted, "Go find your 89-year-old lady!" " "

15 A working girl signed the nickname "Asking for Support" on msn because she was tired from work. Many male colleagues called to ask about the price, and some smart people asked: How much is the annual package? How much is the monthly subscription? Whether it can be counted by the day; In the end, only one person captured the beauty's heart. He asked, "Can you calculate by flow?

16 I took 8 pregnancy tablets, but my girlfriend is still pregnant!

17 A woman said,' I haven't lifted the toilet seat in my house for several years ...' It sounded sad.

/kloc-during the 0/8 World Expo, there are only two things we can't do here: this and that.

Before 19, there was a classmate named Han Xiao. Later, I hurt my leg playing football and limped. Later, he got an absolutely resounding nickname: "Smile for half a step ..............."

Mom, I 13 years old. I want to wear a bra. "impossible." "I want to use sanitary napkins." "Not really." "Didn't my sister start using it when she was 13 years old?" "Shut up, son!"

When I was in 2 1 middle school, a buddy took me to the book stall and proudly asked the boss, "Is there Liu Bei?" I was wondering when the boss dug out two yellow books from the corner and handed them over. On the way back, I asked, "Why is Uncle Huang called Liu Bei?" He whispered to me, "Uncle"