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Composition on chat history with netizens

There are many QQ groups in our class that are "dreamy", "Canying", "looking for trouble", and even the "I'll make you mad" group. I really don't know if they have a short-circuit in their nerves. Yes, I have opened so many groups that I can’t even count them. Chatting on QQ is also fun. I especially like to watch my classmates quarrel because they are so humorous, especially the boys

no.1 QQ group: Dream group

May Day When it was time to arrive, Jiajia said in the dream group: "Zhang Shanshan, how about going riding a bicycle on May Day?" "Okay, okay, it's hard to wait until the holiday, so I must have a good time." (Next is our class. The male classmate appears) Zhang Nan said: "Zhang Shanshan, go ride a bike!" "Yes, yes, what's wrong!" Zhang Nan said: "I'm worried..." "What?" We said together. "I'm worried about the bike you're riding. The tires were originally round, but they turned into ovals when you rode on them." I shouted, "Nonsense." (Actually, I was laughing in my heart.) Now the girls started to resist the boys, Zhang Shanshan said: "Cockroach (transliteration: Zhang Nan = cockroach), how do you know that a round tire will become an oval? If you have no evidence, please stop telling lies." Cockroach said: "I am just guessing, maybe it is round. It will become flat." "Damn cockroach, don't talk about other people's kindness like that, it hurts other people's self-esteem," I said. "It's none of your business, why are you interrupting?" said the dead cockroach. I have always had a bad temper. Now when someone says something about me, I won’t be mad to death, saying: “Be careful after May Day.” Until now, the cockroach turned his head to Zhang Shan as soon as the get out of class was over. Shanshan said: "Fat man, fat man." Of course Zhang Shanshan was not stupid and shouted: "Dead cockroach, dead cockroach."

Here, I say sorry to Zhang Shanshan, I shouldn't have kept her privacy Let’s face it, there are actually benefits to being fat.

no.2 QQ group: Canying group

In this group, I don’t know what they do. They tell jokes sometimes and fight against others. What is particularly interesting is the message sent on May 1st.

Jia Jia: "By the way, Yang (me), Shan, can we go out and play tomorrow?"

Sun Wei: "I will faint after listening to your words."

Jiajia: "How can you still type when you are fainted?"

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