Ask a funny joke about the Three Kingdoms Kill, that is, the company was discovered by the leader playing games, and then every reply was in the language of the military commander, which was used for

Ask a funny joke about the Three Kingdoms Kill, that is, the company was discovered by the leader playing games, and then every reply was in the language of the military commander, which was used for the play at the party, so I was anxious to ask. One day, the leader found him playing the Three Kingdoms Kill at work.

Leader: "Hey, do you play games at work?"

Me: "Hmm. . Have you seen through it? "

Leader: "so many people, you are dancing, I can see at a glance that you are playing!" " "

Widow: "I didn't expect this."

Leader: "Hum, it reminds you what I am!" " "

Widow: "Let me think again."

Leader: "What do you think? Give it back to me! "

Widow: "No, not yet."

Leader: "Why don't you retire?" Go up and press the reset button.

Widow: "the great cause has not been accomplished, not accomplished!" " "

Leader: "You are still full of energy! Say, how to punish you? "

Widow: "Please whip me."

Leader: "I'm not kidding you, don't giggle!" " "

Widow: "That's it."

Leader: "I think you want to rebel, so what?" Where do you think you can go?

Me: "Serve people with virtue."

Leader: "I still tell you, I really can't spare you today!" " "

Me: "Take it."

Leader: "Let me take it? I tell you, I can't turn a blind eye to this matter. "

Me: "Two. . I can't see it on both sides. "

Leader: "That would be even worse. To tell the truth, you are not the only one who plays games at work. If I catch you today, I will make an example of you. "

My wife: "I would rather be blamed by the world than by me!" " "

Leader: "What do you mean? Is it reasonable to play games? "

Widow: "Who can stop me?"

Leader: "You, you are still stubborn, are you going to piss me off?"

Widow: "Please rest."

Leader: "... I'm resting, who will treat you?"

Widow: "Is it really difficult to go against destiny?"

Leader: "If I had known this, why should I have!"

My widow: "It is difficult to go against the sky, but it is easy to know the sky."

Leader: "I'm a god, I'm here to clean you up!" " "

Me: "Cough, cough"

Leader: "I can hear what you just said. Do you really think I can't cure you? "

Me: "Impossible."

Leader: "Hey, it's my treat today."

Widow: "It's all yours."

Leader: "Who else can I be?"

My wife: "20 years later, I am a hero again!" " "

Leader: "You despise me, don't you?"

I "wait and see."

Leader: "What am I looking at?"

Widow: "Look, you are the first to sell."

Leader: "You scold me! Ok, let's go to the boss! "

Me: "All right."

Leader: "Well, let's see who's in charge today!" "

Widow: "Fu Bo, I went."

Leader: "What did you say, boss ... boss is you ... I ... what ... then ... you play your game ... I'm ... I'll leave you alone."

Widow: "Be careful next time."