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A experienced person: my story from the self-taught candidate to the graduate student of Zhejiang University

from the loser of the college entrance examination to the examiner of the college entrance examination; From English zero to college English professional teachers; From a self-taught candidate to a self-taught interview examiner; From factory director to master of arts ...

Undergraduate course is just a small station in life. I first want to be grateful for the self-taught exam. It selflessly boarded me as a late passenger and put me on this platform. Looking around, there are only a few companions left, and some tired passengers have planned to leave the station, but I have to catch up with the next platform. It's time to say goodbye to the self-taught exam for the time being.

It was in this open and serious atmosphere that I ushered in my first bumper harvest: 87 points for basic English (the first in the province that year), 63 points for reading comprehension, and 93 points for English grammar, all of which were expected, but it really surprised me that the high score of 93 did not rank first in the province. When it comes to grammar, I can definitely proudly say that it is my strong point. At that time, I had read the original authoritative textbook A University Grammar of English written by R. Quirk, and I also read another voluminous A Comprehensive Grammar of the English Grammar from time to time. Actually, there are people who are more "powerful" than me. I can't help but marvel at it. It seems that there are hidden dragons and tigers in the self-taught examination team.

With the ease of getting out of the nightmare, I sat in on graduate courses at school and reviewed for the exam. I know for myself that I should either be admitted and start a new life from now on, take root and sprout in Hangzhou, or wander around despondently. On campus, my own personality has been fully exerted. I respect all my classmates who are more knowledgeable than me and worship the learned and respectable professors. They also gradually pay attention to a studious social youth and give me selfless care. I didn't expect that the self-taught exam, which is usually not recognized by the society, would be treated so politely in the eyes of these university professors. No matter which school or expert they are in, they will have extra care in their eyes when they hear that they graduated from the self-taught exam. Opening the postgraduate examination papers over the years, I was pleasantly surprised to find how close it is to the self-taught examination! Is it true that my heart is beating nonstop? Like the self-taught examination, the postgraduate entrance examination stipulated three specialized courses (now two), which provided suitable teaching materials, and the teaching materials at that time were the teaching materials for the self-taught examination! According to the national regulations, remedial classes (except public classes) are not allowed, and everything depends on your own understanding and ability. This is simply another familiar self-study exam!

bumpy road to postgraduate entrance examination

It rained all the time during the days of the exam, and my nervous mood made me miss my tea and rice. The next night, it was still raining lightly. I took a taxi back to my friend's house. On the way, the taxi crashed into the Xiali car that turned ahead. The other car's lights went through the window glass and fell heavily on my head. Blood suddenly poured out. I didn't know how to get off. Maybe the driver who caused the accident helped me open the door. I only heard someone shouting in my ear: "Get the fire extinguisher!" . When everything was wrapped up, it was already late at night when I went back to my friend's house, covering my head. I dared not let the doctor sew the needle. My time was calculated in minutes, not to mention that the last course was English and American literature, which I was best at. The next day all the candidates silently looked at the bandage on my head with strange eyes.

I would like to thank God sincerely. My friends and I were admitted to various colleges and universities in 1999. In June of that year, eight of us got together in a restaurant and had a good drink. There were laughter and tears during the dinner. The flowers watered by tears are heartbreaking. I now have a new house of more than 18 square meters, and I finally have a root, so I can make a home for my dictionary! I come from the society, I have experienced the hardships of society and the coldness of the world, and I also have some bad habits. I am eager to purify my mind on campus.

who laughs best at the end

which boy doesn't love it? Boys in their early twenties always have beautiful women in their dreams. At that time, I was hopelessly in love with a girl like young Victor, dreaming of being with her for life. I used to order songs for her and secretly clean her car. In order to win her heart, I can give up everything except the self-taught exam. But when it comes to marriage, girls are always more rational and realistic, although they can say to themselves over and over again in their hearts: I am a self-taught candidate! But in the society, such words will be laughed at by others: our units and institutions, like authentic college students, we have heard of TV university students, but self-taught students don't understand. Without a stable job, which girl can wait for a hope endlessly like Penelope? What's more, I can't be a great hero like Odysseus. So she married a civil servant in a hurry. The second and the third, I like an iron warrior to pursue tirelessly.

At last, my emotional process has changed. I met a girl who was also a self-taught student during the postgraduate entrance examination. We met in the library, and she always accompanied me at that time. In the cold winter, in order to let me review in the air-conditioned Zhejiang Library, she got up early and rushed to Zhejiang to queue up from school, just to let me sleep for an extra hour and to help me occupy a seat. We studied from 9 am to 8 pm. At that time, I was like a dandelion seed, and a slight breeze could throw me high. She was so inarticulate, but she would leave a small note and slip it into my book quietly: Don't worry, Dong, I will follow you even if you fail the exam. I hate myself for being too fragile. My eyes are moist again. She is still young, but I understand my responsibility. If I fail to pass the exam again, I don't know where I will go. I can't take her with me. She is an only child. Can she bear hardships? Can I bear it? I thought a lot about it ... It's a pity that the nature of her job changed a lot after she entered the job. Unforgettable differences finally broke us up, but I still thank her for everything she gave me in the past, whether it was beautiful or painful.

Now that I have my own family, the loving and warm family has made me forget a lot. And my beloved wife is brought by the self-taught exam. She is a loyal reader of mine, virtuous and beautiful ... < P > (The author is a 99-grade master student of Foreign Languages College of Zhejiang University, and currently teaches at Zhejiang University of Finance and Economics. )