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Those things in my marriage with my sister-in-law are all different, sweet, sour and bitter.
Text: Li Qiaoer ?Oral: Mrs. Chen
Xiaomei is my sister-in-law, married.
On the day of Chen Fang and I’s wedding, Xiaomei said she was not feeling well and did not attend. Instead, she and her husband Xiao Huang went to the Great Barrier Reef in Australia. I understand that Xiaomei doesn't want to see me, but I don't want to live with her, so I just want to do whatever I want with her.
However, after Xiaomei returned to China, she only called me by my first name and gossiped: "It is impossible for a handsome man like my brother to belong to just one woman. He and that woman will definitely get divorced... …"
When the gossip reached my ears, I thought that if Xiaomei and I had a falling out, Chen Fang would definitely be a bad person, so I endured it.
Soon after, Chen Fang’s boss failed in his investment and owed huge gambling debts. The company went bankrupt and Chen Fang was unemployed.
However, Xiaomei ridiculed me in the family WeChat group and said that I was a sweeper, predicting that Chen Fang and I would divorce sooner or later. She was the owner of the family WeChat group. I was not invited in, but Chen Fang was not in the group. Make a sound. ——I saw it on Chen Fang’s mobile phone and wanted to refute her, but Chen Fang grabbed the phone with a black look on his face.
I was so angry that I asked Chen Fang: Why is Xiaomei so arrogant and does not want to see me?
Chen Fang said dullly that Xiaomei has been willful since she was a child, and sometimes speaks indiscriminately, which makes me forget the faults of others.
However, I think there is no end for Xiaomei. If Chen Fang can bear it, I can’t bear it! I have to think of a way to treat Xiaomei and shut her up!
Unexpectedly, the house leaked and it rained all night, and something happened to Chen Fang again.
One morning, Chen Fang passed by a hotel when he was going for morning exercise and was hit on his right shoulder by a glass falling from the hotel. Fortunately, he was sent to the hospital in time to save his life, but the injury to his right shoulder took a long time to recover. It's so slow that even holding the pen in my right hand feels too strong.
Chen Fang was very depressed and his temper got worse. I was also very depressed. I had to force a smile to take care of Chen Fang's mood, and there was a fire in my heart.
At this time, Xiaomei came to cause trouble again as scheduled.
That day was Sunday. In the evening, as usual, Chen Fang and I went to my mother-in-law’s house for dinner. Xiaomei and Xiao Huang also came.
Every time we go to my mother-in-law’s house, my mother-in-law and I are always busy in the kitchen. Xiaomei watches TV with her feet up and gesticulates, saying this dish is not delicious and that dish is too salty.
When dinner was finally served, and the family was sitting around the table, Xiaomei was picky about my fried cabbage being unpalatable.
I couldn’t help but say: "Why don’t you cook again next time you go back to your parents’ house, instead of always asking me and my mother to cook for you?"
Xiaomei Baimei After a quick glance, she turned to her mother and muttered: "This woman brings her own bad luck, and it's also bad luck. Mom, don't eat her cooking in the future."
I was so angry! This sister-in-law is really endless! If I didn't give her some color on the spot, I would probably have to live with her venomous gossip in the future!
I was about to curse when I suddenly saw Xiao Huang looking at Xiaomei dissatisfied.
I immediately said: "Oops! I almost forgot. You see, when you were in college, you were not only kept by a rich man, but you were also married to such a down-to-earth and hard-working Xiao Huang. Your charm and kindness... Luck is also very good!"
Then, I turned to Xiao Huang: "Xiao Huang, do you know that she has been a second wife? I think you and your parents would not mind marrying someone who has been a second wife. "Home?"
Yes, since Xiaomei started gossiping about me, I became so angry that I secretly asked someone to investigate her private life and found that Xiaomei was kept by a rich man when she was in college. Three years later, after graduating from college, he became a financial executive of a company thanks to his connections with wealthy men. Neither Chen Fang nor his parents-in-law knew about all this.
I admit that I am not the Virgin. Since Xiaomei rejects me so much, let me make up for her!
Suddenly, everyone present was dumbfounded, and the air was instantly frozen.
Suddenly, Xiaomei grabbed a rice bowl and threw it at me, shouting: "You are talking nonsense! There is no such thing! You are talking nonsense! You..."
I was not to be outdone. Fight back: "How dare I talk nonsense about this?! That man's surname is Chen, and he is fifteen years older than you. At that time, he gave you 3,000 yuan a month for living expenses. Three years later, he had a new love interest and gave it to you. The breakup fee of 300,000 yuan. The down payment for your wedding house with Xiao Huang was actually not earned by you from stock trading. You used the breakup fee to pay for it. By the way, that man also gave you your current job. I have some doubts that you two might still have that kind of relationship!"
Xiaomei slumped down on the sofa and said nothing.
Xiao Huang’s face was covered with black lines, he didn’t even say hello, he just slammed the door and left.
The father-in-law asked Xiaomei with a red face: "Your mother and I worked hard to train you to go to college, and you did this in college?"
Xiaomei responded sharply: "What happened if I just did it?! The little money you and mom make from waking up early and selling breakfast every day is not even enough for me to buy a handbag. And since you were young, you only cared about my brother and always thought he was more promising than me. , care about him more than me! But is he unemployed now and relying on women to support him?" Xiaomei sneered at me again: "Do you know why I don't want to see you? She is an only daughter, doted on by her parents, she was a top student in school, and became a business expert after working. She found a very handsome husband, so she felt great, so what? Didn’t you steal Yun Yan’s boyfriend? Is it my brother? Your character is not that good either! By the way, you must not know that my brother and Yun Yan are not aware of each other secretly, right? Let me tell you, he transferred a thousand yuan from WeChat three days ago. To Yunyan, he said he saw her losing weight and asked her to buy some delicious food. Yunyan told me personally, haha. "
Yunyan is my sister-in-law's best friend and Chen Fang's ex-girlfriend. .
When I met Chen Fang, Chen Fang and Yun Yan were breaking up. After I found out, I comforted Chen Fang in every possible way and made Chen Fang's relationship tilt towards me. Chen Fang finally broke up with Yun Yan and married me.
So, now, it was my turn to be stunned! When I woke up, my sister-in-law had already slammed the door and left with her bag.
I asked Chen Fang angrily: "Can you show me your mobile phone?"
Chen Fang handed me the mobile phone, but said: "A few days ago, I met Yunyan and saw that she had indeed lost a lot of weight. She said she was ill, so I thought that we would finally have a better life with her. I was a little sad to see her in poor health, so I borrowed a thousand yuan from a friend to let her go. My friend forwarded it to me via WeChat, and I forwarded it to Yunyan to ask her to buy some supplements. I was worried that you would be unhappy when you found out, so I didn’t tell you.”
I checked Chen Fang’s WeChat account. There are indeed transfer records between Chen Fang and that friend, as well as Yunyan’s WeChat account, but there are no chat records with Yunyan.
I don’t know how to explain this situation. I only know that I was not calm at that moment and had to have a good talk with Chen Fang!
So that night, I told Chen Fang that many rekindlings of old relationships begin with compassion. I can understand your sympathy for Yunyan, but if you do this, it will easily give her the feeling that her old love is still unresolved. If she still has feelings for you, you will cheat sooner or later. And if you really have lingering feelings for her and really think that I am not suitable for you, then I will let her go.
Chen Fang said that I was worrying too much. He really just had temporary sympathy for Yunyan. The person he loved most was me.
Chen Fang spoke sincerely and kissed me passionately.
I smiled and didn’t push him again. But after he fell into a deep sleep, I suffered from insomnia.
I admit that the way I got Chen Fang was not very honorable. I also admit that when I got together with Chen Fang, I did feel like I was the winner in life. I was so proud that sometimes even I felt too showy. And high-profile. Therefore, Xiaomei’s comments about me are right.
And if it weren’t for Xiaomei’s comments and reminders, I wouldn’t have seen the crisis in my marriage and the shortcomings in my personality. Should I be grateful to her?
The answer is yes.
So, the next night, I went to Xiaomei’s house with a big bag of snacks and a bottle of red wine.
Xiaomei blocked the door and glared at me: "Are you here to see a joke? Xiao Huang hasn't been home for two days, are you satisfied?"
I said shamelessly: "Actually, I Firstly, I want to thank you, and secondly, I want to apologize to you. Can we talk while eating? Maybe we can find out some of my new secrets?"
Xiaomei was stunned and didn't say anything.
I took the opportunity to walk in and sit down on the sofa, continuing to smile shamelessly at Xiaomei.
Xiaomei rolled her eyes at me, opened the red wine, drank it herself and said, "Are you and my brother going to divorce too? Let me just say, you two won't last long, haha."
I said noncommittally, "I love your brother, and he loves you, so I want to love you too. It depends on whether you accept me or not."
Xiaomei shook her head in disbelief. : "When I was young, my parents were not well-educated and favored boys. They often gave delicious snacks to my brother, and my brother always secretly left half of it for me. When I was in college, my brother had a girlfriend. , he didn’t care much about me. I was very disappointed, so I became the lover of a rich man, because that man looked a bit like my brother when he smiled! Later, my brother broke up with that girlfriend, so I introduced my best friend Yun Yan to him. , I thought that this way my brother and Yunyan could be by my side, but I didn’t expect that my brother would be with you after he met you, and you would control him obediently, so that my brother would ignore me again, and I I'm so angry that I just gossiped that you and my brother are definitely going to get divorced." Xiaomei's eyes turned red as she spoke.
I also came to understand: It turns out that Xiaomei’s love for his brother is so deep and rebellious that he doesn’t like women who are close to him.
Xiaomei added: "After you exposed my past that day, I thought about it for a long time after I came back. I have nothing to do with that man anymore, and half of my current job is due to my efforts. , otherwise the mud can't hold up the wall, right? In fact, no matter how you expose it, I will always feel guilty and humble towards Xiao Huang, and always wonder what his reaction will be when he knows about my past. Let’s call it a draw!”
I smiled: “Let’s call it a draw. How about we try to be best friends?”
Xiaomei pointed at me and laughed loudly. Oh, you said we should be best friends, right? I’m not a Holy Mother. I’ve been hurt by you and pretend to be nice to you regardless of the past! But if you can drink this bottle of wine, I’ll call you my sister-in-law!” p>
After Xiaomei finished speaking, she raised her red wine and looked at me with raised eyebrows.
Xiaomei had already drank one-third of the bottle of red wine. But I didn’t hesitate, I took it and drank from the bottle.
Xiaomei was surprised, hesitated and said: "Sister-in-law!" After a pause, she added: "It's just a title, we are not best friends yet!"
Me Nodding: "I understand, don't worry." After saying that, he couldn't help but laugh.
Xiaomei rolled her eyes at me: "Just understand, what's so funny?!" But there was a slight smile on her lips.
I can’t help but feel that although it’s just “sister-in-law”, this title is really hard-earned! With Xiaomei's character, she and I will have more drama in the future. However, after this battle, we have gotten to know each other again. I believe that we will become allies with our respective wisdom in the future and work hard to make our marriage as beautiful as it is. Let’s do our own thing to ensure that the people we love don’t wander out of our lives!
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