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The Cat Teaching Plan of Fairy Tales Lying
Once upon a time, there was a tall and proud dog and a black and white kitten.
One day, the cat was walking in the forest and suddenly saw a big and fat mouse. The cat jumped on it without hesitation. Unexpectedly, the dog saw it. The dog thought, how interesting it is to catch mice as toys! So it chases mice, too. When the cat saw the dog catch up, it ran faster. After a while, the cat caught the mouse. The dog thinks: As long as I hit the cat, I can catch the mouse as easy as blowing off dust. The dog jumped up at once, grabbed the cat and said, "Bring the mouse, or I'll beat you to pieces." The cat immediately said, "Then let's play games. Whoever wins will have a mouse. " "good!" The dog said smugly, "Let's have a competition here tomorrow morning." "yes."
The next morning, the cat took the mouse to the playground and saw the dog standing there long ago. So the cat put down the mouse and said, "Come on." "Then I'm welcome." The dog said. They started fighting. When they were black and blue, something unexpected happened. What is this? When they were fighting, the mouse ran away! At this point, they regretted it: they shouldn't have played in the first place.
Through this story, I want to tell you: the crane and the clam compete, and the fisherman gains.
Cat and dog fairy tales
The story of cats and dogs
At noon in spring, Jack the dog and Huang Huang the cat are chatting in the garden. The warm positive light shines on their rights, making them feel extremely comfortable.
Huang Huang said: I was so tired yesterday that I caught five mice!
Jack asked in surprise, what is this? We live in a new building!
Huang Huang said: Even a good host knows how to play, eat and sleep. Never clean the room, there are leftovers on the table and on the ground, and mice often come to play!
My master is not good either. All he does is play, play, play. I play computer and games every day. Jack said that at noon yesterday, someone came to collect the electricity bill, and I couldn't wake him up. In case thieves and robbers come one day. I'm afraid my loyal dog has also become a decoration.
Huang Huang said: If he doesn't go to work, where will he get the money to support you?
Jack said, I asked his parents to get it. My neighbor secretly called him a neet, which made me feel embarrassed!
Huang Huang said: Humans are too lazy to be as good as us.
If only our host worked hard!
Fairy tales, stingy kittens
Pippi Panda: Kung Fu Panda with infinite heroism loves practicing Kung Fu very much. Eternal optimism and endless energy will
Persian cat is cool: he is handsome, he is dragging, he is calm, he is sensitive, he is self-centered, he is introverted, he is contradictory, he is interesting and he is considerate. Most importantly, he is quick. I'd like to introduce the white cat boy P Cool, a Persian cat. He is a proud Persian cat, a low-key Persian cat. In short ... he has many personalities, and you can't tell what kind of cat he is. This is his symbol. But the panda broke an egg: a man can't judge a book by its appearance, and neither can a panda. Although he is all thumbs, he is a child prodigy who can be transformed. His philosophy of life is that if the stingy calculation is wrong, then life will be completely impossible. (Laughter) He loves snacks and gets excited at the thought of them. And like to take advantage of small things. I don't know how much trouble I got into. He especially likes to eat stinky tofu with rock sugar. Very interesting. I often watch it.
Girl Brown Bear Pi Jin: She is the only girl in the PP team. She has a strong body and infinite strength, but she is slim and shy at heart. She is not only a girl, but also a lady. She just likes to be quiet. She has great strength, and everyone calls her "Miss Strength". I like good Pepe (teddy bear) best.
Fairy tales of bears saving rabbits and kittens
One day, the kitten told the rabbit to get up and run. Rabbit, I'm sorry. The kitten was angry. When she was full, she stopped pulling radishes for rabbits.
But to find a bear to play mahjong. The rabbit woke up and saw that the kitten was not at home. It was very angry. He went to bear's house and pulled the kitten back.
The rabbit said, "Why don't you help me pull out carrots?"
The kitten said, "Who told you not to get up!" " "
So the kitten drove the rabbit away.
On the day of moving away, the rabbit felt very lonely and remembered the happy days with the kitten.
The kitten also felt very lonely and remembered the happy days when she was with the rabbit.
One day, they met, and the kitten said to the rabbit, "I'm sorry, rabbit, I shouldn't have driven you away." Will you please forgive me? "
The rabbit said to the kitten, "it doesn't matter, kitten." Actually, I was wrong. I shouldn't let you help me pull out radishes every day. I will do my own thing in the future. "
So the rabbit moved back and made up with the kitten. They live a happy life.
From then on, they competed to do everything. I hope parents can adopt. The value of wealth is hard. I answered seriously!
Fairy tale 402 words cat and dog.
The catalogue of books published so far is dead of night. The first part of the secret document is silent at night. 1 butterfly fairy 2 puppet 3 apples 4 feet close to the door 5 black boxes 6 feng shui (top) 7 feng shui (bottom) 8 Cha Sheng (top) 9 Cha Sheng (bottom) 10 trace 1 prequel-Yaolu 12 taste/kloc-0. 6 Treasures (The Secret Archives of Christmas Eve 202 are immersed in the pool, the Secret Archives of Christmas Eve 203 Xiong Jiapo, the Secret Archives of Christmas Eve 204 Tears of the Soul, the Secret Archives of Christmas Eve 205 Zombies, and the Secret Archives of Christmas Eve 206 wither. 5438+0 Deadly Teaching Building, Silent Night Archives 302 Deadly Beauty Water, Silent Night Archives 303 Bones Farm, Silent Night Archives 304 Away from Soul Supermarket, Silent Night Archives 305 Cannibal Mansion, Silent Night Archives 306 Enchanting Classroom Silent Night Archives Part IV Silent Night Archives 40 1 Trembling Fairy Tales Archives 40 1 Trembling Fairy Tales, Silent Night Silent Night File 404 Countdown to Death, Silent Night File 405 Possessed by a Ghost, Silent Night File 406 Forbidden to Space, Silent Night File 4 Ghost Graffiti, Silent Night File 5 Silent Night File 50 1 Sen 503 Shoes against the Bed, Silent Night File 504 Ghost Tunnel, Silent Night File 505 Calling Soul Stone, Silent Night File 506 Blood Bodhisattva Silent Night File Part 6 60
Cat and dog fairy tales
Once upon a time, a family had a cat and a dog. The host likes them very much and gives them the best food every day as if they were their own children. But they all look down on each other. The cat said, "I have the greatest ability." I can help the master catch mice! " "The dog said unconvinced," I am more capable. I can help the owner look after the house! " "So the two of them have been quarreling, and no one wants to lose to each other. They all show their housekeeping skills and let the other party know.
One night, the owner and the cat were asleep, and only the dog was watching in the yard. Suddenly, a thief came to the door and tried to climb over the wall. The dog pretended not to know and still lay there quietly. The thief just climbed over the wall and didn't stand firm. Suddenly he screamed twice, ran to the thief and took a bite on the thief's leg. The thief's scream "Ah" woke up the cat who was dreaming. The cat sat at the door and looked out. Surprisingly, the dog is fighting with the thief. At this point, the cat's surprised face showed a smug smile, thinking: When the thief hurts the dog, I will pounce on the thief and scratch the thief's face with my claws, and the owner will definitely give me more delicious food. Seeing that the dog and the thief are fighting harder, the dog is about to win. Suddenly, the thief drew a sharp knife from his waist and stabbed the dog in the head. The dog was clever and jumped aside to hide, while the cat was scared to hide under the bed. The dog jumped up again and bit the thief's arm. No matter how hard the thief struggled, he hit the dog with his fist. He punched and kicked angrily and stabbed with a knife, but the dog was not afraid at all. He dodged, hid, jumped and moved, and bit the thief black and blue, unable to move. The dog was praised by its owner. The cat doesn't believe it. He thought, I must find a chance to catch up with the dog.
The opportunity has finally come. One morning, the master said angrily, "Damn mouse, it ate so much of my food!" " The cat heard this and felt ashamed. It is determined to catch the mouse and show its skills to the dog.
That night, in the dead of night, the master fell asleep, the dog waited in the yard, but the cat lay quietly on the edge of the granary, awake. After a while, it heard a little noise. Looking intently, the mother mouse came to the granary with two little mice. A little mouse said to his mother, "the food we stole last time was really delicious." I want to steal more this time! " Mother mouse said, "keep your voice down, dear child." I heard that there is an old cat in this family that can be broken. Just do it with us. Don't let it hear you. " Hearing this, the cat almost cocked its nose. However, it didn't go out at once, but like a dog, it jumped up with a meow when the mouse approached it. Two little mice were caught in its front paws, and the cat was about to eat the mice. Mother Mouse said, "Mao Ge, I will never speak ill of you again. If you don't eat me, I will give you delicious food every day. " The cat said, "I won't be cheated by you." Say that finish, just put three.
A fairy tale about cats.
On an island, it is the kingdom of cats. They don't have a king, but they live a peaceful and happy life. A group of kittens and their mother live in a small house.
These cats often play together. All kittens have a good relationship. They care about each other and take care of each other. Every kitten looks beautiful. It looks like its mother. It has pink hair and a long thin tail. Except for the thinnest one, its tail hair is open like a broom and furry like a squirrel's tail. Mother cat always likes this thin cat. She often stares at the cat's tail in a daze, because the cat's father has such a furry tail.
But where is papa cat? None of the kittens know that they are afraid of making their mother sad.
Kittens are good at climbing trees, especially kittens with hairy tails.
Once, the kitten climbed to the top of the tree. "Look! Hey! " It cried in surprise, "What a beautiful sea." The kitten found the sea so beautiful for the first time, and it climbed down the tree in a hurry.
Just near the seaside, its brothers and sisters exclaimed, "Don't go! Don't go! " It turns out that although they live on the island, all cats in the cat kingdom are not allowed to go near the sea. This is the king's order, and disobedient cats will be locked up.
But the kitten didn't listen, and rushed over as if fascinated. As soon as she touched the water, she only heard the mother cat screaming and shouting angrily. She rushed over like an arrow and caught the kitten with her claws. "Don't go!" "Mom, why? How beautiful the sea is. "
Mother looked at it sadly and told the kitten a story:
"We used to play at the seaside. Brave cats will swim in the sea together. One day, some cats swam to the bottom of the sea. They came back and told us that there was an island under the sea, where there were strange creatures. They walk on two feet, and the other two feet can do many things and cook delicious fish. They are very good to us! " "How nice!" "Let's go and have a look!" "Yes, yes!" As a result, many cats decided to swim to the bottom of the sea, and the cat father also wanted to bring back some delicious fish for the newborn child. That day, the sun was shining and the cat set off. The next day, the sun was still shining. On the third and fourth days, the sun is still so gentle and beautiful. However, there was not a cat on the sea, and they never came back. "
Mother cat cried sadly and soaked her smooth hair. All the kittens stopped talking and tears swirled in their eyes again and again.
That night, the cat with a furry tail couldn't sleep any more. It decided to bring her father back. So it slipped away. At dawn, a kitten found it missing. It meows and calls other brothers and sisters. Let's discuss together, we must save the kitten. So they set off for the seaside together.
Moreover, the kitten that reached the bottom of the sea secretly hid behind the coral and saw it! He watched his blind date being locked up in a bar one by one. Some of them are tied with ropes around their necks, and some of them are covered with funny clothes, and they can't breathe. They cried sadly one by one, but the two-legged creature was indifferent.
The kitten is very sad. How anxious. How much it wants to save its compatriots and find its father. So it crept up quietly.
Soon, it was discovered, because they had never seen such a spirited kitten.
They rushed to catch up with the net in their hands.
How scared the kitten is! It ran around, avoiding their pursuit.
Suddenly, the kitten couldn't run, and it was firmly caught by the net. What should I do? The kitten began to cry anxiously.
At this time, all the cats without spirit suddenly became energetic. They growled angrily and jumped together. The two-legged creature panicked and beat the cat with a bamboo pole, but the cat still bravely resisted.
They kept barking, scaring the two-legged creatures. At this time, all the cats broke free.
At this time, the kitten's brothers and sisters came over. The biggest one bit a cat's tail, so one by one, everyone bit each other's tail and went upstream together.
Finally landed, finally safe.
However, because the kitten cried in the sea for a long time, she choked on the water. The kitten licked her tongue. The sea is salty!
Mother cat ran to see father cat. He was too surprised to speak. They held their children together. "Son, we will never be apart!" "So all the cats on the island came. When they saw their loved ones, the whole island was boiling! They all cried excitedly, and tears flowed into the sea. The kitten understands that this is the tears that the cat misses her loved ones underwater!
Finally, all the cats decided never to touch water or swim again. For the future peace and happiness of the cat country, the kittens decided to cheat the next generation forever. They want to tell their children that cats are not born to swim, and they will stay away from Na Pianhai for generations.
Now, all cats are happy, especially the kitten with a furry tail.
Japanese fairy tale "Stealing Cats"
Sprinkle cat food or meat with a strong smell soaked in a highly toxic substance solution, or chop or burn wild cats under a clip or cage.
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