Funny sentences with no money to buy clothes (27 sentences)

1, Nima, probably influenced by the Double Eleven. I'm full of shopping desire recently. It is really bursting. The key is to put my desire into action. I don't want to control it yet.

2, Double Eleven has no desire to shop at all. The poor want to buy something to compare. They made a plan of 3M and didn't want to see anything over 500.

3, Double Eleven shopping needs to be cautious, don't think that there are many discounts, but buy from buy buy. It is wise to choose reliable sellers, merchants with regular channels and shops with high after-sales reputation.

I got a serious illness recently, and I was so sad that I was dying. Pathologically, this disease is called: I feel that I have no clothes to wear as soon as I change seasons.

5. The headphone cable with the smell of laundry detergent is the saddest thing this week. There is an earphone cord in the double eleven shopping cart.

6. In my childhood, I admired Don Wan Ru the most. Although she has no money, no potential, no looks and no figure, there are a group of crazy people who love her. For me, happiness is nothing more than that.

7, double eleven arrived, and when I saw what was in the shopping cart, I was reluctant to spend money on it. When I see the money, I want to deposit it.

8, because she is not beautiful, she washes and cooks for you, and you feel too dull together. Because she is a goddess, unreasonable and inconsiderate, you will say that she is lovely.

9. Every time I buy clothes, I ask myself how long I can wear them. Just like when you are with a man, you will ask yourself how long you can love him.

10, the double eleven shopping carnival hasn't arrived yet, and it's overdrawn, just enough to eat soil ... what rent! What? Save money! Buy buy only!

1 1, finally emptied the shopping cart that had been stored for less than half a year. It's a pity that a fish slipped through the net in the double eleven.

12, every shopping festival like Double Eleven, I can't get up the alarm clock. First, I don't want to join in the fun. Second, I'm too sleepy to stay up all night.

13, Girls' Day, Women's Day, Double Eleven Shopping Carnival, so many festivals for women, think about it, it is really biased towards women, why is there no husband and men's day?

14. I have a headache. When changing seasons, I have no clothes to wear, I am too lazy to go out, I don't brag, I don't wash my hair, I don't want shoes, I am lazy!

15. Girls feel naked as soon as they change seasons, as if they were streaking at this time last year. Boys and girls really have different ideas.

16. Even if clothes are sold to make money, people who buy clothes do choose the best clothes they wear.

17, as a boy without money, potential and looks. Only a heart full of scars is left for the girl who is forgotten in the corner.

18, I want to go shopping, I want to buy clothes, I have no clothes to wear in cold weather and no clothes to wear in hot weather. Where are all the clothes?

19, online banking is really convenient. You don't have to run the bank in cold weather. Turn on the computer directly at home and you will find that there is still no money in the bank card.

20. It's cold and I want to buy clothes, but I have no money … I'm greedy and want to eat shrimp, but I have no money … I haven't slept so late and I don't want to go to work tomorrow, so I can't … see how miserable I am.

2 1, finally I don't have to send all kinds of things to Danny on this Goddess Day, so I happily chopped myself up. This is healthy.

22. I always feel that I don't have clothes to wear every season, but every time I sort out the clothes that change seasons, I can't help but sigh where I got so many clothes, and some of them didn't even take off their tags.

23. Before the Double Eleven, quickly put the clothes and shoes into the shopping cart del. It is not that I don't want to buy a black technology.

24. If you have money, you are your father. If you have no money, you are still a fool. Work hard while you are young. Society is not your home. You can play as you like. Imagine that one day your parents.

25. One day, we can go shopping and buy clothes together so happily. Will you match me and choose for you, and will our hearts warm up in the cold winter?

26. Me: Are you willing to spend money on me? Dad: Of course. Me: Cold. I want to buy clothes. Would you like to sponsor me? My dad: No!

27. I suddenly look forward to the weather next week. It feels cold and autumn. The only drawback is that the season has changed and there is no clothes to wear.