Jokes about peace and blacklists. . .

1. A violent businessman felt sick and went to see a doctor. After examining him, the doctor said, "I'm sorry, but I have to tell you the news." You have severe highly contagious rabies. You have been ill for some time, and it is almost certain that you are hopeless. "

"Can you give me a pen and paper?" Asked the businessman.

"Do you want to write a will?"

"No, I want to make a blacklist and write down all the people I want to bite."

2. Blacklist in the forest

There is a blacklist in the forest, and all the animals on the blacklist will die. Later, I heard that the blacklist was in the hands of a big black bear, and all the animals in the forest were nervous.

The deer began to lose his temper. It summoned up the courage to ask the black bear, "Black bear, black bear, I want to ask if I am on this blacklist?" The black bear replied, "Yes"! The deer was on tenterhooks all day, and a week later, it died in the west.

The rabbit couldn't bear it. After much consideration, he finally came to the black bear's house. "Black bear, black bear, I want to ask if I am on this blacklist?" The black bear replied, "Yes"! The rabbit died of malnutrition a month later.

The little monkey is very curious. He wants to know the answer. He finally found the black bear. "Black bear, black bear, I want to ask if I am on this blacklist?" The black bear replied, "Yes"! The little monkey then asked, "Can you cross my name off the blacklist?" The black bear replied, "OK"!

I found two for you. You ask too much. Don't have much time to do it. You can find it in Joke.com. In fact, as long as it is funny, the most important thing is to let her feel your heart.

Finally, I wish you two an early reconciliation.