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What scenes do you see that will make you smile?
During the Spring Festival this year, my husband was hospitalized in Beijing Guang 'anmen Chinese Medicine Hospital and became a hemorrhoids surgery. There are two hot water buckets in the hot water room of anorectal ward, one is the bucket filled with mung bean soup and jiaozi soup in the hotel, and the other is the bucket that needs to squat down to receive water. With the intuition of a passerby, I chose the bucket I had seen in the restaurant and happily soaked instant noodles. Ten minutes later, I took the bowl and drank the soup. I felt the taste was wrong after drinking half of it, but I was carried away by the delicious food. I didn't stop until I finished drinking. I told my husband that the taste was wrong. I smelled where you got the water. I said there was a bucket of mung bean soup in the water room. Then my husband froze, didn't dare to speak for a long time, kept looking me up and down, and finally told me with a dignified expression: wife, the water in that bucket is the medicine we use to soak our ass.
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