Humorous sentences that must be praised

Humorous sentences that must be praised

Humor must be praised, everyone will be in a bad mood, and sometimes there will be some things that make girls feel very unhappy. An important principle is to make girls happy, so we can say some interesting sentences. Let's share humorous sentences below.

Humor must be praised 1 1. Don't worry. Ten years later, everything is just a snack we should have.

2, don't take a person's past to doubt a person's essence.

3, the sentence goes with the flow, which contains how much despair and unwillingness you have.

4. Will you cherish me if the equator keeps snowflakes and tears and melts fine sand?

5. The leaves leave, not because of the chasing of the wind, but because the trees don't stay.

6. If you dare to touch my bottom line, you will never have a chance to appear in my world again.

7. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

8. During this period, I wanted a salted fish to turn over and finally completely stuck to the pot.

9. It is better to arm yourself than to please others # It is better to laugh at life than to escape from reality #

10, the system makes it impossible for people who want to make mistakes, and culture makes people who have the opportunity to make mistakes unwilling to make mistakes.

1 1. Time will bring surprises, as long as we are willing to live each day with hope.

12, people who don't understand the meaning of commitment will easily promise, and those who really value commitment will be afraid of vows.

13, I hope my memory can become a meat cleaver and carve all the happy times.

14, in a daze, doing well is called deep. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

15, happiness has never been far away from us, but sometimes we use temptation to see if we still care.

16, people always say that I have a bad temper, which is really funny! I wish a good-looking person like me had a good temper.

17, women refrain from interfering in each other's lives, just like men insist on not shooting, all in order to exercise for a while. Who the fuck is easy?

18, life is a book, the cover is given by parents, the content is written by yourself, the thickness is determined by yourself, and the wonderful degree can be created by yourself.

19, I wish you wisdom and persistence, go all out for everything you love, become a beautiful person and do beautiful things.

20. Sometimes two people who chat happily online don't talk so much as soon as they meet, probably because they can't send expression packs face to face.

2 1, make more efforts every day, not for anything else, but for more choices in the future, choose such a small life and choose people you like.

22. Not long ago, I stayed in a hotel with my daughter-in-law and got a membership card, and then I put the card there. Yesterday, I went to live with my daughter-in-law. When I checked out today, I sent a message saying that my card was upgraded to a gold card. . . I am so excited!

Humor must praise sentence 2 1, the feeling that no one cares and no one asks.

2. An unprecedented tone.

The reason of insomnia is that I am too full, too hungry or miss you too much.

4, the east wind blows, the drums beat, who do you blame?

As long as you live better than me, I can't stand it.

6. She is mine. Do not touch her! If it is damaged, you can't pay for it.

7, people are iron, rice is steel, eating goods is not as good as stupid goods.

8. Being abused thousands of times in winter is like first love to bed.

9. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and it crackles all the way.

10, don't say goodbye when you are young and don't wave when you are old.

1 1, I can't see others laughing, and I also laugh at others wearing nothing.

12, can I die if I like it? I really really love you.

13, you cheat, so open, not afraid of cold balls!

14, fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced your love and hate.

15, the phone has been silent for many years, so answer the phone to see fate.

16, what's the problem? Besides, your legs are so long.

17, don't walk so fast, okay? I like to stay behind you and avoid the sun.

18, it would be great if the apple tree could really have an iphone.

19. Think of me more when you can't sleep, and don't waste time.

20, the motto of eating goods: don't try to eat and drink today, try to find food and drink tomorrow.

2 1, colorful writing style, just for your monotonous black and white tone.

22. Women conquer men with stockings, and men conquer banks with stockings.

23. Memories are a very tiring thing, just like how to lie down when you are insomnia.

24. I always feel fat recently, and my face is shaking when I walk.

25. A fool asks a fool, are you a fool? The fool said, no, no, no, I'm not a fool. You are a fool.

26. When I was pursuing Happyness, I was afraid that I would not be at home, so I was always at home.

27. If you are not happy to sleep, let it go. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach

28. Eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to count others.

29. When you are bored, you want to visit Meituan Taobao and raise your hand. I want to see how many people are like me.

30. Saying that you are cheap can't set off your cheap nature. You can't be described as cheap.

3 1. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

32. What's wrong with eating? When you eat food, you only think about eating, not thinking about intrigue. Is it bad to eat vegetables?

33、? Very diligent "I thought about it. I only did the first four words of these five words. "

34. I can't sleep every night. If I fall asleep one night, it must be abnormal or I am dead.

35. We should cherish everyone around us, because looking back at the broken neck in our last life, we met in this life.

As a foodie, I feel like a pig whose appetite is controlled, and sometimes I really want to bump into it.

37. The Internet is like a prison. You stole a wallet in, but you know everything when you go out.

38. History is always strikingly similar: the year before last, you were single, and last year, this year, you are still single.

39. It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people. Fat people eat for thin people, which is very cool.

40. I don't think so when someone says I am ugly. When more and more people say that I am ugly, I realize that there are more and more liars now.

Humor must be praised. 3 1. Nothing can beat me.

I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

Don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie!

I would rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar.

5. The so-called natural awakening is actually being awakened by urine.

6. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

7, you see, how to say it. The pixels are relatively low.

8. Thinking about me is too complicated, which means you are not simple.

If I had known I was so tired, I wouldn't have come back to reality.

10, sleep is nothing, don't wake up if you can.

1 1, sleepy all year round, only lying in bed is the most awake.

12, the weather is cold like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

13, who says I can't play musical instruments? I quit. I played well.

14, youth is running wildly, and then falling gorgeously.

15, the world is always cruel, you can only be a doll if you don't play.

16, when others are angry, they don't eat by themselves. Eat two bowls of rice when you are angry.

17, people say I am fat, but in fact I am thin.

18, there are no insurmountable hurdles in this world, only endless hurdles.

19, you can't wake up a person who doesn't reply to the message, but the red envelope can.

20. I am who I am. What do you think of me is neither necessary nor necessary.

2 1, life is not only in front of you, but also at the invitation of your predecessor.

22. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

23. Your biggest problem is not your confusion about the future, but your inability to get up.

24. Don't always make excuses for yourself! When you are constipated, you blame gravity for not having gravity!

25, the weather is cold, there are objects to hug, and no objects to add clothes.

26. I am really a playboy. Just after the summer vacation, I think about the winter vacation.

27. I especially like that the teacher is angry, scolds us for a class, and then class is over.

28. One person is happy, two people are alive, and three people live to the death.

As a good friend, being uglier than me is the minimum respect for me.

If you suffer, don't drink water, or you will get dirty.

3 1, it was agreed that I would not be wronged at all, and more than a little.

I want to be your heart. If you annoy me, I won't jump.

You can live like a pig, but you can't be as happy as a pig

34. The tears you shed now are the water that entered your mind when you were in love.

35. Some people make you feel bad seriously, while others owe you toothache.

36. Actually, I want to say that you are disgusting, but unfortunately there is no time to say it, because my sister threw up.

37. In the era of soaring prices, only wages are still calm, and they must change accordingly.

38. I am convinced that someone will come to this world because of my torture.

39. The most contradictory thing is to live like a pig, but want the Monkey King's figure.

40. It doesn't matter without Lori's face, but do you dare to have a man's heart?

4 1, it is said that silence is golden. I have been silent for so long, why haven't I seen the gold yet?

42. No one knows whether you are doing well or not, but everyone knows when you are fat.

43. If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

44. After the sports meeting, some people won the ranking, while others became expression packs.

45. You can get a good job by investing in the right resume; You don't have to work if you have the right child.

46. If I can avoid facing it, please send me a pair of roller skates to make me run faster.