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As a well-known general in Cao Cao's team, what about Li Dian's deeds?
Sure, please don't get excited. Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun will not be mentioned in the article, and there will be no Zhang? Huang Xu. If you played in arcade game as a child, you will definitely have an impression on the history of the Three Kingdoms. In this game that has accompanied many people's youth, there is a soldier who can't be ignored, and that is BOSS Li Dian in the first level.
As a famous but not first-class general in Cao Cao's team, what about Li Dian's deeds?
First, the Shandong clan.
There will be many brave generals and schemers in Cao Cao's team, but there is a lack of Confucian generals. And Li Dian just added this shortcoming.
Born in Juye, Shandong Province, he advocates learning and elegance. It is recorded in the history books that "he learned Zuo Zhuan in the Spring and Autumn Period and read many books". It seems that in the pursuit of literature, Mr. Guan also has the same hobby, and they all like to watch Zuo Zhuan.
However, in the troubled times at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, it was almost impossible to study with peace of mind. Li Dian's uncle Li Gan is braver. He led thousands of diners to follow Cao Cao, first defeating the Yellow Scarf Army in Shouzhang, then attacking Yuan Shu and conquering Xuzhou. Later, Lyu3 bu4 raided Yanzhou, and Li Gan led the troops back. The result was defeated by Zhang Liao of Lu Bu.
Because Li is a local clan, Zhang Liao led troops to slaughter Li Juye in large numbers in order to eliminate hidden dangers. Since then, Li Dian and Zhang Liao have become enemies, and they have not been harmonious until the end.
Second, be cautious and make meritorious deeds.
After Li Dian took over his uncle's army, most of his work was cultivating fields and transporting grain. After the battle of Guandu, Cao Cao pursued Yuan's remnants and fought Yuan Shang in Liyang. In this campaign, Cao Jun's grain and grass supply mainly depended on waterways, which was quick and economical.
However, at that time, the waterway was completely controlled by Yuan Jun. Cao Cao was not at ease with Li Dian, the grain and grass official, and quickly revised his order: if the waterway was impassable, he would take land instead. However, Li Dian refused. He led his men to observe on the grain transportation road in advance, and found that although Yuan Jun had a large number, he didn't wear armor and ran around every day, completely unaware of the importance of waterway.
Li Dian estimated that with the offensive of Jun and the present situation of Yuan Jun, Yuan Jun would have retreated by the time grain transportation came. Sure enough, when the hay at the back was shipped to the front, Yuan Shang's troops had already dispersed, so that Jun was replenished with hay in time, and there was no embarrassment of fighting interruption before. It can be said that Li Dian's prudence and decisiveness have made great contributions to logistics support.
While Cao Cao attacked Yuan Shang, Liu Bei took the opportunity of the Northern Expedition, and once hit Yexian all the way, only one step away from Xuchang. Cao Cao sent Xia Houdun? What happened? Benzene? Show? Crab, crab, crab, crab, crab? Qi Xin, the generals, pushed Liu Bei back all the way, and the front line reached near Wang Bo. One day, Liu Bei led a small number of soldiers to challenge and just turned and ran away.
Cao Jun chased all the way to Bowangpo, but cautious Li Dian found that the mountain road ahead was getting narrower and denser, fearing an ambush, so he suggested: "Don't chase the enemy."
But the success of these days has long made me. ⒂? Crappy? Yu? Twilight? Let's have a look. ? Yttrium What happened? John tuo? Table tennis changes? Taenia tapeworm? Bai Er: Has Zhu Xian longed for you? What about radon? Lazy? Battle of Wyang? Longbi Enzyme Zhangye Nanmu? What happened? /p & gt;
Fortunately, Li Dian sized up the situation, led the troops to help in time, and killed General Xiahou in ambush? ⒂? Busy and smooth? /p & gt;
Third, the wind of generals.
Li Dian was praised by Cao Cao in this battle, but what is commendable is that Li Dian showed a modest character, did not strive for success at all, and was not as rude to his civilian colleagues as a military commander, and was praised as a "veteran" by the whole army.
A few years later, Cao Cao was defeated by Sun and Liu Lianjun in Chibi. Before returning to Xuchang, arrange Zhang Liao, Li Dian and Le Jin to lead the troops to keep together. It is forbidden to make a move.
At that time, the three-man army was only 7 thousand, and Sun Quan led tens of thousands of troops to attack. Although Cao Jun has just been defeated, these three people think that Sun Quan should take advantage of his unstable position to fight back in time.
But the mystery is that the Lord will be Zhang Liao. As mentioned above, Zhang Liao and Li Dian have the enmity of genocide, but Le Jin and these two people can't eat the same pot. Zhang Liao was afraid that the three men's discord would lead to the failure of wartime command, and he was too slow to give an attack order.
Suddenly, Li Dian stepped forward and said, "What's Gu Jun's plan for this national event? Can I forget justice in private? " It means to give up personal grudges and take care of business. With Li Dian's generosity, Le Jin also expressed a unified opinion, so Li Dian and Zhang Liao led 800 warriors to fight out of the city and defeated Sun Quan's army.
This battle is no small matter. Cao Jun's confidence in the tourist trap of Chibi was restored, and the southern line changed from defensive to offensive. Until Cao Pi ascended the throne, he was still full of praise for this battle. He said: "In the battle of Hefei, 800 troops from Liao and Yunnan defeated 100,000 thieves. Soldiers have been used since ancient times. "
Fourth, Geng Chun of Wei.
Some time ago, the Great Military Strategist Sima Yi's Military Alliance once showed the scene that powerful families occupied land in their hometown, did evil and even threatened local governments.
At first, in order to encourage the generals to be loyal to themselves, Cao Cao allowed them to recruit themselves. This form determines that some troops can't even dispatch Cao Cao and need to rely on their own generals. So the general and Cao Cao became interdependent. To pacify the north, the most urgent task is to govern the internal affairs. The situation that the powerful are too big to fail is like a sore throat.
In order to prevent this phenomenon from worsening, these people's families can only be moved from their hometown to the capital. When powerful people leave their hometown, they lose the intertwined foundation; Second, the security in the capital is tight, which can prevent them from fooling around.
However, how can this policy get the response of the following generals? At this time, only Li Dian stepped forward and took the initiative to move more than 3,000 households13,000 people to Yecheng in exchange for Cao Cao Fu's praise.
Because in the Eastern Han Dynasty, Geng Chun, a general under Liu Xiu, took the initiative to leave his hometown, so Cao Cao praised Li Dian as "contemporary Geng Chun".
However, such a Confucian general was "jealous of talents" and died in a hurry at the age of 36. After his death, he was made a posthumous emperor. Although he was not as famous as another Guo Jia who died young, he left the light of his "elder in the army".
If you ask China people when they know the most about a period of history, I'm afraid more than half of them will mention the Three Kingdoms, which mainly comes from the novel Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
Although our education has developed well and university education has been popularized, there are still quite a few people of all ages who have no complete learning experience. Some of them dropped out of primary school, some dropped out of middle school, and some never even entered the school gate. Most of these people's understanding of history is through film and television works. The Romance of the Three Kingdoms spread the history of the Three Kingdoms to almost all people in China.
But most people don't know that the romance of the Three Kingdoms we see is both true and false. This novel, based on historical events and characters in the Three Kingdoms period, has added too many romantic scenes, which has brought our understanding of the Three Kingdoms into the "point of no return".
Zhuge Liang
I still remember when we were at school, the teacher asked us who we admired most and who we wanted to be. A girl stood up and said, Zhuge Liang is so smart and wise. I like being such a wise person.
Yes, at that time, we watched the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and we studied the Dragon Bell Dui and a model. Wow, Zhuge Liang is simply a talented, loyal, handsome, brave and beautiful woman, a male god in the hearts of girls and an idol in the hearts of boys. He is an unparalleled god!
But what is the real Zhuge Liang like? It is for Liu Bei to do back office work, and his military ability can't rank second or third among the three kingdoms. He cursed Wang Lang to death, borrowed the east wind, made an empty plan, borrowed the arrow of the straw boat, and scared Sima Yi away with a false image after his death. This is so exaggerated that I dare not even think about it. How many elements are there in the fake?
Guan Yu
This is another statue of god. Hua Xiong was chopped by warm wine and dragon crescent moon blade, and he was not afraid to travel all over the world. In the Spring and Autumn Period, he studied history, accompanied his wife, who dared not cross the line, and rode thousands of miles alone, guarding Jingzhou and making China a great success. After his death, a head almost scared Cao Cao. The recent incident about him was when the Military Alliance was broadcast, and people began to scold the screenwriter. You wrote Hua Tuo so early, who will cure Guan Yu in the future! But Hua Tuo died so early. Think about who will cure Guan Yu. ...
Zhang Fei
This is the funniest thing. In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Zhang Fei appeared as a bearded and headstrong man. It is difficult for such a person to associate him with a cultural person. But according to historical records, Zhang Fei not only likes to draw beautiful women, but also is good at cursive writing. Zhang Fei also carved the knife he wore and the words he immediately carved. Wu Zhen, a painter in Yuan Dynasty, once wrote poems and praised Zhang Fei's calligraphy, saying that Zhong You of Wei and Emperor Wu were probably not as accomplished in calligraphy as Zhang Fei. It is said that Zhang Fei can also write poems and poems. How can this be the beard in the romance of the Three Kingdoms?
Of course, Zhuge Liang, Zhang Fei and Guan Yu all wrote it in such a distorted way, not to mention Liu Bei. Not to mention the romance of the three vows in Taoyuan. Nothing at all!
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