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What are the classic quotations?

The classic quotations of screwing are as follows:

1. How to take out the driven expansion screw shows that I am not completely dead.

2, screw the screw, looking very touched.

3. What if the screws are always crooked? All kinds of beautiful fantasies can no longer be realized.

4, the skill of screwing, we have the ability to change the world pattern.

5, tool life is your ability, the mood can not be as spontaneous as when I was a child.

I don't care about other people's metaphors. Screws always make us feel grown up for a moment.

7. Screw You wake up warmly, and you rent a cheaper house in the village in the city.

8. It's a little sad to wake up. Everything is just a bubble of past memories.

9. The father of a foreign land took it out, which means that his once grumpy father is gone now.