Can anyone tell a love joke?

You: Have you ever played a game to test your reaction?

He: No (he will be very interested at this time)

You: I just tell you an idiom, and then you have to say the first word and the third word of that idiom.

He: Ask me quickly.

You: as happy as Donghai.

He: Fu .. Dun

(two or three months later)

You: love me very much (I can't reflect it)

He: honey ... I (got caught)