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How to chat with girls humorously - guide the topic
No matter what kind of girl she is, it is difficult to refuse a humorous boy who can make her happy. However, many boys are born with no sense of humor and can only chat insipidly, so they still have a good relationship after chatting for a long time. Ordinary friends, how can you chat with girls humorously to take the relationship further?
1. Lead the topic
Humor is not about telling jokes and It's so simple to play tricks. If you want to chat with girls in a humorous way, you first need to learn to guide the topic. First avoid talking about boring topics, and then choose some topics that girls are interested in. If you don’t know what she is interested in, you can find it based on the girl’s circle of friends. , for example, asking a girl: "How was your weekend? According to your circle of friends, you went to XX." Then, based on the keywords in the girl's words, chat with her in a targeted manner.
2. Mobilize emotions
When you open up the topic with girls, your humor can be used. The next step is to mobilize girls. Emotions, guide girls into the chat atmosphere you create and make her happy.
The specific method can be to use push-pull chatting skills and create a sense of mystery, so that girls cannot figure out your thoughts. As for some humorous chatting skills, please read on:
3. Humorous chatting skills
1. Humorous love words when a girl suddenly leaves the scene
Female: I went to take a shower
Male: You did such a thing behind my back!
Female: What’s wrong?
Male: You don’t take me with you in the shower, are we still good friends?
Female: I have something to do
Male: I will go too, men and women work together. You’re not tired, it’s faster to do things with more than one person
Female: You’re so annoying
2. Facing girls’ inquiries and humorous routines and love words
Female: Yes What are you doing?
Male: I was thinking about you the last second, and you came to me. Are we in tune with each other
Female: Huh, no
Man: You don’t miss me, I’m so sad
Male: What are you doing?
Female: Just got up
Male: It’s really a little pig Oh
Female: Hum, you are the one
Male: But I just like cute little pigs
3. Coquettish and humorous love words for girls
Female: I don’t want to talk to you anymore
Male: Huh, I don’t want you anymore
Female: You learn from me
Male: You are so cute, how could I learn from it
Female: You are so bad
Male: You can see this, do you want me to be a little bit more evil?
Female: I hate it
4. Humorous and heart-warming routine love words
1) I hope the sun is warm, the breeze is not dry, the time is not old, and both you and I are well.
2) The song is nice, the wind is comfortable, and the stars are beautiful, but more happiness comes from you.
3) Thousands of mountains and rivers, the world is reincarnated, I am only here for you.
5. Facing girls’ propositions
1) What do you like about me?
Humorous reply:
The devil likes you, If you like to call me "dead ghost", that's fine too.
I like you to like me.
2) You are so casual
Humorous reply:
How can you be so casual? I don’t know how many times you are so good-looking just casually. Envy
I am not casual with you, but I am casual with others
3) Do you want to sleep with me
Humorous reply:
In addition to having this idea, I also want you to help me wash the dishes, mop the floor and wash the toilet
Although I am superficial, I am not that proactive
But everyone should pay attention Although humor is important, you must control it properly, because too much humor will make girls think you are quibbling and appear glib.
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